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« on: October 14, 2009, 06:11:36 PM »
khabre pass ho janda ,ohna ne parkhea hi nhi bdaa afsoos hai menu
jis nu chaheya oss da dil mere lyi tadpeya hi nhi bdaa afsoos hai menu
jina nu samjhea aapna ohna ne samjhea hi nhi bdaa afsoos hai menu
aakhan vich radkeya ha dil vich dharkeya hi nhi bdaa afsoos hai menu
jaal tan bahut c julfaa de par kise ch aatkeya hi nhi bda afsoos hai menu
sikka kimti c mai par kise ne kharchea hi nhi bdaa afsoos hai menu
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« on: October 14, 2009, 11:40:30 AM »
Ki pata usdi koi mazboori hove ,
Usnu dhokebaz kahie Jarori ta nahi ,
Hor kise di vi ho sakda usnu chahat hove ,
Chahat sirf sadi hi hove eh Jaruri ta nahi ,
Kayi vaar asi kandya to v bach Jande aa
Phulan to v bach Jayie Jaruri ta nahi ,
Andro andar v dil ro k tadap sakda aa ,
Aakhan vichon royie Jaruri ta nahi !
uw
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« on: October 13, 2009, 11:32:35 PM »
My punjabi pride,
i will n0t hide,
my punjabi race,
i will n0t disgrace,
my punjabi bl00d fl0ws h0t & true,
my punjabi peepz i will stand by y0u,
thr0ugh thick & thin till the day we die,
0ur punjabi flag always stands high,
i yell this p0em l0uder then all the rest,
cuz every0ne kn0ws punjabi are the best,
punjabi pride in my mind,
punjabi bl00d is my kind,
s0 step aside and let me thr0ugh,
cuz its all ab0ut the punjabi crew,
life suckz and then y0u die,
but if ur punjabi y0u die with pride!!!
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« on: October 13, 2009, 06:55:15 PM »
Bade dhokhe kha ke baitha han,
Jind masa bacha ke baitha han,
Oh dil to lah ke baithe ne,
Asi dil te la ke baitha han,
Oh bhawe pathar dil de ne,
Asi rab bana ke baitha han !
225
« on: October 13, 2009, 06:53:58 PM »
Duniya wich unJh bhawen kuJh okha nahi,
Par sanu bhul Jana v sokha nahi,
Mur Mur k asi dil de taar hila Javange,
Roz kise na kise gal te chete aa hi Javange....!
226
« on: October 13, 2009, 06:40:49 PM »
Oh royi ta bahut ,
Par maitho mukh mod ke royi ,
Badi mazboor hovegi oh ,
Jo dil tod ke royi ,
Mere samne karke
meri tasvir de tukde ,
Pata laga baad wich tasveer de ohi tukde oh Jod ke royi !
227
« on: October 13, 2009, 06:38:03 PM »
Loki puchde YaaRaN da pyar kive payida ,
Dil hath te dhar k YaaRaN wal langh
Jayida,
Pta vi na lage YaaRaN nu eve dil ch vas Jaida,
Zakhma nu chupa k YaaRaN nu hsaida,
Galt hove YaaR ta pyaar nal samJhaida,
Rus Jave YaaR ta Jind Jaan nal mnaida,
Ena pyar YaaRaN nal paida,
Je rab bulave YaaR nu ta aap tur Jayida !
228
« on: October 12, 2009, 12:30:24 PM »
It's the ending of the day and
I am thinking of you.
thinking of how much I love you,
And how I miss you too.
I think of your beautiful smile,
Your eyes that say so much.
Wishing that i could be with you,
And feel your loving touch.
I know I will always love you,
There's no one else for me.
The two of us together is.
Something meant to be.
It's so good to have someone lend,
A shoulder when needed;
Someone cheering on the sidelines,
When I have succeeded.
You care about my every need,
Though we are miles apart.
Your sweetness and thoughtfulness,
Has surely won my heart.
I pray you will always love me,
Now and forevermore.
Because you are my sweetheart,
The one that I adore.
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« on: October 11, 2009, 09:54:43 PM »
jad dil ton koyi leh jave
gal pehla jhi na reh jave
jad apne dgga kmaonde ne
pairan heth kande vichonde ne
banda chup kar bhame seh jave
gal pehlan jhi na reh jave
janma da pa ke pyar koi
jitt roohan da itwar koyi
phir dar ke vakh ho beh jave
gal pehla jhi na reh jave
tutt vichaleo tand jave
sajan milna kar band jave
chaa dil da dil vich reh jave
gal pehla jhi na reh jave
nazran ton jad koyi gir jave
kiti juban ton sajan phir jave
phir sir charhd chahe beh jave
gal pehla jhi na reh jave
230
« on: October 11, 2009, 03:11:29 PM »
"Doctor", said the young man lying on the couch, "you`ve got to help! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what would you do?"
"I push them away."
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this."
The patient implored, "Please...Break my arms."
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« on: October 11, 2009, 03:03:49 PM »
Never Break four things in life:
Trust, Promise, Relation& Heart........
because when they break,
they don't make noise but pains a lot.......
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« on: October 11, 2009, 01:18:03 PM »
JHANDA AMLI AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
JHANDA :-Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun main
baithe baithe yunhi kho jata hun main
Kya yehi "pyaar" hai?
Girlfriend:-Nahiiii.....Marjaneya amliyaaa tainu kamzori aaa
233
« on: October 11, 2009, 01:04:42 PM »
GS & his wife drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, GS asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
234
« on: October 10, 2009, 04:19:43 PM »
1.Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
2. Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
3. once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.."
4."..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6.it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7.teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
8."shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
9.My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
10."I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
11."will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
12.LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
13.Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
14.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
15."why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
16.Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
17.Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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« on: October 10, 2009, 03:56:02 PM »
Officer:wts ur name???
Candidate:M.P. sir
Officer:tell me properly??
Candidate:Mohan Pal,sir.
Officer:ur father's name???
Candidate:M.P. Sir
Officer:wt does dat mean?
Candidate:Mohinder Pal,sir.
Officer:ur native place???
Candidate:M.P. sir
Officer:Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate:no,it's Mubarak pur, sir.
Officer:wt is ur qualification???
Candidate:M.P. sir.
Officer: (Angrily)wt is it??
Candidate:Matric Pass ,sir.
Officer:why do u nedd a job???
Candidate:M.P. Sir.
Officer:and wt does dat mean???
Candidate: Money Problem,sir.
Officer: describe ur personality???
Candidate:M.P. Sir.
Officer:Explain properly
Candidate:Magnanimous Personality ,sir.
Officer:The discussion is now over.U may go now.
Candidate:M.P. sir.
Officer:wt is it now???
Candidate:My Performance,sir.
Officer:M.P.!!!!!
Candidate:Wt is dat sir?
Officer:Mentally Punctured.
236
« on: October 10, 2009, 12:56:49 PM »
While Dad was polishing d new car,
his 4yr old son pickedup a stone
& scratched lines on d side of d car.
In anger, Dad took d child's hand & hit
not realizing he was using a wrench.
At d hospital, his child said, "Dad, when will my fingers grow back?"
Dad went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back,he looked at d scratches,
child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD".
Anger & Love have no limits!!
237
« on: October 10, 2009, 12:23:51 PM »
Nvr say thanx 2 sum1
who loves u.
Nvr say bye 2 sum1
who really needs u.
Nvr blame a prsn
who really trusts u
&
nvr 4gt a prsn
who alwys mis u...
238
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:16:30 AM »
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS:
will you love it? oh! YAH
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven.
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« on: October 10, 2009, 01:33:09 AM »
B: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
A: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: October 09, 2009, 11:34:00 PM »
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror
:laugh: :laugh:
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