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« on: September 17, 2009, 12:46:15 AM »
collegi mundeya de naal kai kahaniya judiya ne,
par hundiya asal kahani college diya kudiya ne,
main mundeya di koi jhoothi gal banaoni nai chahunda
par kudiya da asli roop chupaona nai chahunda,
par kudiya da asli roop chupaona nai chahunda
kudiya baare mainu v koi bahuti knowledge nai,
par jo v uthda mundeya baare sab kuj keh janda,
mundeya de charche ta apa aksar sunde aa,
par kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
padna likhna kihne surat mundeya vich rehndi a,
sohna munda dekh k ek duje nu kehndi a,
ni oh munde da pyaar pta ni kihde hisse aa,
ni leh tere wala aa gya mera pta ni kithe aa,
ek duje nu kehndi aj ta aya lagda ni,
duje kehndi chad ohnu dekh oh kinna fabda ni,
jad marjana pagg pochvi ban k aa janda,
pehli takni de naal mere dil vich leh janda
mundeya de charche ta apa aksar sunde aa,
par kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
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« on: September 16, 2009, 04:36:43 PM »
Boss 2 Secrtry: 4 a week v’ll go abroad.
She cals husb: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad.
Husb cals GF: Wife going. Lets enjoy.
GF cals her student: 4 a week u r free.
Litle boy cals grandpa: Im free.
Grandpa(boss) cals Seceratary:Tour Canceld.
Im wid my grandson dis week.
Sec cals husb: Tour cancl
Husb cals GF: Wife not going
GF cals boy: Dis week ur clas as usual
Boy cals grand pa: Sory I ve 2 attnd my class.
Grand pa cals Secy:V r going abroad..
2 b cont.
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« on: September 16, 2009, 04:01:22 PM »
A Boy prpsd a grl.She rejctd.
HE ws nt SAD. Frnds asked'Y,
u dnt hve feelins?
BOY: Y shld i feel?
I lost 1who never luvd me.
SHE lost 1 who really lvs her.
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« on: September 16, 2009, 03:55:11 PM »
2 eyes are best frnds.
Both will blink together,move, cry, see n sleep 2gether
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink
Moral:- A girl can break any relation.
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« on: September 16, 2009, 03:51:56 PM »
Sweetest kiss- On the 4head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
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On the bike's silencer! Try it......
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« on: September 16, 2009, 12:55:41 PM »
A Stunning Senior Moment
Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones. Computers with light-speed processing... And more.'
After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows:
'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh#*, what are you doing for the next generation?'
The applause was amazing
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« on: September 16, 2009, 12:49:06 PM »
Give Value to Relationship................
A man stopped at a flower shop for ordering some flowers to be sent as a gift
to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.
As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."
The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose." He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers.
As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother."
She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave. The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the gifting order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.
At times we take many such relationships with our family and friends for granted. Learn to value them.
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« on: September 16, 2009, 12:44:06 PM »
Keep on Knocking, Keep on Asking, Keep on Seeking!
When Colonel Harland Sanders retired at the age of 65, he had little to show for himself, except an old Caddie roadster, a $105 monthly pension check, and a recipe for chicken.
Knowing he couldn't live on his pension, he took his chicken recipe in hand, got behind the wheel of his van, and set out to make his fortune. His first plan was to sell his chicken recipe to restaurant owners, who would in turn give him a residual for every piece of chicken they sold--5 cents per chicken. The first restaurateur he called on turned him down.
So did the second.
So did the third.
In fact, the first 1008 sales calls Colonel Sanders made ended in rejection. Still, he continued to call on owners as he traveled across the USA, sleeping in his car to save money. Prospect number 1009 gave him his first "yes."
After two years of making daily sales he had signed up a total of five restaurants. Still the Colonel pressed on, knowing that he had a great chicken recipe and that someday the idea would catch on.
Of course, you know how the story ends. The idea DID catch on. By 1963 the Colonel had 600 restaurants across the country selling his secret recipe of Kentucky Fried Chicken (with 11 herbs and spices).
In 1964 he was bought out by future Kentucky governor John Brown. Even though the sale made him a multi-millionaire, he continued to represent and promote KFC until his death in 1990.
Colonel Sanders' story teaches an important lesson: its never too late to decide to never give up.
Earlier in his life the Colonel was involved in other business ventures--but they weren't successful. He had a gas station in the 30's, a restaurant in the 40's, and he gave up on both of them. At the age of 65, however, Harland Sanders decided his chicken idea was the right idea, and he refused to give up, even in spite of repeated rejection.
He knew that if he kept on knocking on doors, eventually someone would say "yes."
"Ask--not just once, but as many times as is necessary. Keep on knocking till the door is opened." If you have made half-hearted attempts at doing God's will in your life...if you have given up too easily in the past...remember: It's never too late to become persistent. It's never too late to decide to never give up.
Keep on knocking. Keep on asking. Keep on seeking.
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« on: September 16, 2009, 10:22:51 AM »
What is globalization?
Nice EXAMPLE is diana's death.an english princess wid an egyptian boyfriend in a german car driven by a dutch driver crashes in a french tunnel while being chased by italian press reporter on japanese bike treated by portugese doctor wid brazilian medicine. This sms was written by an indian on a chinese phone smuggled by a pakistani via nepal.this is called "Globalisation"
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« on: September 16, 2009, 09:55:37 AM »
Do you believe in long distance relationship?
Well...Some people...
Yes...I strongly do...
When can be in touch...by calling each other...sending emails...exchanging photos and even chatting...
We can wait till the date...finally we meet each other...
We can fall in love...even from distance...
But...
On the other hand
There are some people who think...
No way...
It can't be practical...nor logical...
sometimes you want to embrace him or her...
you want to feel her/him close...
you want to talk face to face...
but you can't!
in this kind of relation...
people can lie to each other...
can betray...
Even can easily forget!
How is it possible to talk to your computer's screen?!
Can a true love happen?
or it's good just for time passing?
Will it work
or not?
Share your views!
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« on: September 15, 2009, 04:40:45 PM »
Sade dil di reeZ poori hoi asi khushi ch khive ho gaye aan,
UnJ rooh taan sadi Jaagdi a bhanve akhaan meech k so gayein aan,
Pehlaan taan asi c do Jaane hun taan ikk asi ho gaye aan,
Pehlaan ikkalapan c dukh denda hun khushiaan de vall bhoun gaye aan,
Tere vich ishq de arriye nee asi vehleaan to shayer ho gaye aan !
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« on: September 15, 2009, 04:34:06 PM »
ਤਰਸਦੀ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਈ ਇਹ ਉਮਰ ਤੇਰੇ ਸਾਥ ਨੂੰ
ਉੰਝ ਸਫ਼ਰ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਬਥੇਰੇ ਕਾਫ਼ਲੇ ਮਿਲਦੇ ਰਹੇ
ਕੱਲ ਫਿਰ ਸੂਰਜ ਚੜੇਗਾ ਹੋ ਨਾ ਉਦਾਸ ਐਵੇਂ
ਸੁ਼ਕਰ ਹੈ ਇਉ ਕਹਿਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਢਲੇ ਮਿਲਦੇ ਰਹੇ
ਤੇਰੇ ਵਾਂਗੂ ਨਾਮ ਮੇਰਾ ਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਵੀ ਲਿਆ
ਉੰਝ ਬੁਲਾਵੇ,ਦਾਅਵਤਾਂ,ਸੱਦੇ ਬੜੇ ਮਿਲਦੇ ਰਹੇ...
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« on: June 24, 2009, 09:45:36 PM »
ਗੋਰੀਆਂ ਵੀ ਦੇਖੀਆਂ
ਤੇ ਕਾਲੀਆਂ ਵੀ ਦੇਖੀਆਂ,
ਚੀਨਣਾਂ ਵੀ ਦੇਖੀਆਂ
ਰੂਸ ਵਾਲੀਆਂ ਵੀ ਦੇਖੀਆਂ,
ਪਰ ਸਾਡਾ ਦਿਲ ਲੁੱਟਿਆ
ਇੱਕੋ ਹੀ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ ਨੇ,
ਕਨੇਡਾ ਚ ’ ਵੀ ਜੇ ਪੱਟਿਆ "JATT"
ਤਾਂ ਪੱਟਿਆ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੀ ਜੱਟੀ ਨੇ,...
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« on: June 20, 2009, 12:40:14 AM »
yaar de ditte hanju peen da maza hor hai,
kisi diyan yaadan che jeen da maza hor hai,
ki hoya je yaar saada beparwah hai,
ik BEPARWAH nu vi CHAUN DA MAZA kuch HOR hai.....
uw
315
« on: June 14, 2009, 10:03:25 PM »
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« on: June 14, 2009, 09:34:52 PM »
Wich hawavan kade v deeve Jagde na,
PatJhad di rutte phul kade v saJde na,
Bhul k v na sanu kitte bhul Javi,
''Yaar Pyaar te sikke'' kade guvache labhde na
uw
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« on: June 12, 2009, 09:09:57 PM »
kita ILET clear lagea visa without fear
pahunche australia its seems heaven is near
naale karde padai naale dollars vi kamonde
hass khed yaara naal video you tube te paonde
pai jave je passa putha ta gussa kismat te aounda aa
open ground ch aaa jao australian
apni gali ch tan kutta vi sher hunda aa
ajjje hath jod sabh da karde satkar
je khul gaye hath tan eh tez talvar
faisla on da spot karda jatt na derr hunda aa
open ground ch aa jao australian
apni gali ch kutta vi sher hunda aa
sadi chup nu na samjhna ke sadi haar aa
sade piche khari sadi sarkar aa
sade har ghar jamda jwak udham , bhagat singh ,sarabha daler hunda aa
open ground ch aa jao australian
apni gali ch kutta vi sher hunda aaa
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« on: June 12, 2009, 10:28:47 AM »
punjabi chaonde shanti yaaro eh gal vakhri aa
asi aa gaye thode desh ch eh gal vakhri aa
pith te karna war guru kehnde mada hunda aa
australian open ground ch aa ke dekho
apni gali ch kutta vi sher hunda aa
thode ton vadh tax katonde
wellfare te asi na jande
haq hallal di khani hi sada rajj hunda aa
australian open ground ch aa ke dekho
apni gali ch kutta vi sher hunda a
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« on: June 05, 2009, 09:55:35 PM »
kise gair da kade main ho nahi sakda,
mere dil vichon ghat tere layi moh nahi sakda,
dil tere hi naina vich khoyia ae,
hun kite hor eh kho nahi sakda,
jal-2 k iss dil ne raah roshan kite ne,
bujha kade koi v sooraj eh lo nahi sakda,
tainu chad k zindgi layi sochna taan gall door di aa,
tere ton bin main maut di neend v so nahi sakda,
je tu hi keh ditta bewaffa JATT" nu,
khull k phi taan main ro v nahi sakda......
uw
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« on: June 05, 2009, 09:55:57 AM »
bhaaji modni asin Jaande haan ,
Dharam ton Jaana saanu pyarian nahin ,
Sir de ke laiyaan ne ,
Mull mildiyan eh sardarian nahin ,
Asin hik te khaniyan Jaande haan ,
Kise di pith te tega marian nahin ,
Asin sher de putt sher haan ,
Kutte billeaan nal saadiaan yaarian nahin,
Asin izzattaan bachaiaan itihaas dasse ,
Juey wich Janaanian haarian nahin ,
Aiven ni Bhagat Singh nu loki Sher kehnde ,
Golliya sidiya angreJa di hik te maaryia kade pith te maariyan nahi !
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