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Jokes Majaak / Santa went to
« on: December 01, 2007, 09:05:31 AM »
• Santa went to international cooking contest. When judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.
Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: FUDDU…

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Jokes Majaak / gave him a gun
« on: November 22, 2007, 12:05:10 PM »
• Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
 if did u like it reply me
byeee

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Love Pyar / A Love Story... itz wonderful...
« on: October 16, 2007, 05:08:59 PM »
[!--coloro:#ff0000--][span style=\"color:#ff0000\"][!--/coloro--]  A Love Story... itz wonderful...  
IF this doesnt touch you,  
you have  
no  
heart.........  


Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in  
the park  
one night....  

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs  
in  
this  
world  

Jasmine: I think so... All of my  
friends  
have  
boyfriends and we are only the 2  
persons  
left in  
this world without any special person  
in  
our lives  

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do  

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game  

Daniel: What game?  

Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for  
30 days  
and you  
will be my boyfriend  

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i  
don't  
have  
anything to do for the following  
weeks...  

DAY 1:  

They watch their first movie and they  
both  
touched  
in a romantic film  

DAY 4:  

They went to the beach and had a  
picnic...Daniel  
and Jasmine had their quality time  
together  

DAY 12:  

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and  
they rode  
on  
a Horror House....Jasmine was scared  
and  
she  
touched Daniel's hand but she touched  
someone  
else's hand and they both laughed...  

DAY 15:  

They saw a fortune teller down the road  
and they  
asked for their future advice and the  
fortune teller  
said: "My darlings, Please don't waste  
the  
time of  
your life... spend the rest of your  
time  
together  
happily" Then tears flow out from the  
teller's eyes  

DAY 20:  

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the  
hill  
and they  
saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled  
something  

DAY 28:  

They sat on the bus and because of a  
bumby road  
Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel  
by  
accident  

DAY 29:  

11:37pm  

Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park  
where  
they  
first  
decided to play this game...  

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want  
any  
drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just  
go down  
the road  

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all  

Daniel: Wait for me....  

20mins later... a stranger approached  
Jasmine  

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?  

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?  

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran  
over  
Daniel  
and he is critical in the hospital  

11:57pm  

The doctor went out of the emergency  
room and  
he  
handed out an apple juice and a letter  

Doctor: We found this in daniel's  
pocket  

Jasmine reads the letter and it says:  

Jasmine, This past few days, i realized  
you are a  
really cute girl and i am really  
falling for  
you..Your  
cherished.... smile you were everything  
when we  
played this game..... Before this game  
would  
end...I would like you to be my  
girlfriend  
for the  
rest of my life.... I love you  
Jasmine....  

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:  

"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I  
love  
you...Remember that night when we saw  
a meteor,  
I mumbled something... I mumbled that I  
wish we  
would be together forever and never end  
this  
game.  
Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love  
you! You  
cannot do this to me!"  

Then the clock strikes 12  

Daniel's heart stop pumping  

THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........


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Love Pyar / You can fall .............
« on: October 13, 2007, 03:16:55 PM »
You can fall from a bridge,
you can fall from above,
but the best way of falling, is falling in love! ....

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Jokes Majaak / • Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
« on: October 10, 2007, 04:45:20 PM »
• Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi.

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Jokes Majaak / Officer: U have broken a 5000
« on: October 09, 2007, 05:47:16 AM »
• Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…

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Jokes Majaak / Dasso hun bapu di maniye
« on: October 08, 2007, 06:16:00 AM »
• Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

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Jokes Majaak / • Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar
« on: October 07, 2007, 12:55:16 PM »
• Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers.
Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki?
Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha!

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Cars / BUGATTI VEYRON
« on: October 07, 2007, 12:52:12 PM »
do u like it?
byeeee

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Proud to be a sikh
« on: October 06, 2007, 08:12:25 AM »
do u proud to be a SIKH?

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Jokes Majaak / • Some translations in Punjabi:
« on: October 04, 2007, 07:40:02 AM »
• Some translations in Punjabi:
Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?
Listen buddy, dat chick is mine! O bhaoo, o nikki kukree meri aa !
R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye?
Rock the party. VATTEY mar jashan ch.
Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / SIKH
« on: October 04, 2007, 07:15:31 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL ALLL

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / babbar khalsa
« on: October 03, 2007, 04:42:04 PM »
.........

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / GURU
« on: October 03, 2007, 11:38:48 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / SIKHS
« on: October 03, 2007, 11:33:20 AM »
DO U LIKE THIS PIC?

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / SIKHS
« on: October 03, 2007, 10:57:14 AM »
DO U LIKE IT ?
REPLY ME

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Jokes Majaak / Few jokes on PJ
« on: October 02, 2007, 05:00:29 PM »
Sukhbeer: What's the name of ur car?
Jhanda: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Sukhbeer: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
 
GS, Jhanda and Yamla were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
GS shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe haige, tainu kithe sir te bitha lava?
 
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Jhanda Amli: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!
 
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what’ll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister
Desi_trademark: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!

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Jokes Majaak / LOVE'S CAR
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:41:11 PM »
HAHAHAHA
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Cars / TUNING
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:36:54 PM »
LIKE IT?

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Shayari / Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
« on: October 01, 2007, 03:40:27 PM »
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
    Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi

did u like it ?
reply me
bye friends

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