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Love Pyar / Tere naam hum nay kia hai
« on: September 30, 2007, 05:11:35 PM »
Tere naam hum nay kia hai
    Zindagi apna tere naam
    Pyar bohot kartay hain tum se
    Ishq tu hai hamara sanam

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Love Pyar / Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta........
« on: September 30, 2007, 05:07:15 PM »
Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
    Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
    Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
    Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon

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Jokes Majaak / LALOO YADAV, MARRIED
« on: September 30, 2007, 05:03:04 PM »
LALOO YADAV, MARRIED
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.
"And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

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Jokes Majaak / COURT JOKE
« on: September 30, 2007, 05:00:38 PM »
COURT JOKE
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be sure, doctor?"
Doctor: "Because his brain was on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient still have been alive, nevertheless?"
Doctor: "It is possible, I suppose, that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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Jokes Majaak / Did you hear about
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:58:09 PM »
Did you hear about the Surd family that froze to death outside a theatre?
They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".

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Jokes Majaak / Friend 1 : Where did
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:55:43 PM »
Friend 1 : Where did you born ?
Friend 2 : India.
Friend 1 : India? Which part?
Friend 2 : No, the whole body.

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Jokes Majaak / Waiter : I've stewed
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:53:17 PM »
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Jokes Majaak / Student : Ladies first.
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:50:53 PM »
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

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Jokes Majaak / Man : How old is your father ?
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:48:55 PM »
Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born hai! bro.

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Jokes Majaak / 'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:46:39 PM »
'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
'What happened then?'
'We met.'

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Jokes Majaak / A drunkard was brought to court.
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:43:56 PM »
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order.order"
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

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Jokes Majaak / Jhanda Amli
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:41:53 PM »
Jhanda Amli, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
jhanda amli's darling," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

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Jokes Majaak / First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:39:27 PM »
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Jokes Majaak / Wife : Do you
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:35:26 PM »
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Jokes Majaak / Teacher : Peter, why are
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:31:39 PM »
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

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Jokes Majaak / Peter : What a pair of strange
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:28:45 PM »
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Jokes Majaak / Lady : Is this my
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:24:10 PM »
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KualaLumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Jokes Majaak / 1st thief
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:13:04 PM »
1st thief : Oh The police is here. Quick Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions.

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Jokes Majaak / Surat surat kya karti ho
« on: September 30, 2007, 04:05:02 PM »
Surat surat kya karti ho
   Surat main koi dum nahi
   Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
   Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi

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Jokes Majaak / santa-yaar teri wife
« on: September 30, 2007, 03:58:03 PM »
santa-yaar teri wife di death kive hoi.
banta-yaar mathe vich goli lagi c.
santa-shukar hai rab da akh bach gayi.  
hahaha

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