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« on: December 01, 2007, 09:05:31 AM »
• Santa went to international cooking contest. When judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.
Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: FUDDU…
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« on: November 22, 2007, 12:05:10 PM »
• Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
if did u like it reply me
byeee
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« on: October 16, 2007, 05:08:59 PM »
[!--coloro:#ff0000--][span style=\"color:#ff0000\"][!--/coloro--] A Love Story... itz wonderful...
IF this doesnt touch you,
you have
no
heart.........
Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in
the park
one night....
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs
in
this
world
Jasmine: I think so... All of my
friends
have
boyfriends and we are only the 2
persons
left in
this world without any special person
in
our lives
Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for
30 days
and you
will be my boyfriend
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i
don't
have
anything to do for the following
weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they
both
touched
in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a
picnic...Daniel
and Jasmine had their quality time
together
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and
they rode
on
a Horror House....Jasmine was scared
and
she
touched Daniel's hand but she touched
someone
else's hand and they both laughed...
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road
and they
asked for their future advice and the
fortune teller
said: "My darlings, Please don't waste
the
time of
your life... spend the rest of your
time
together
happily" Then tears flow out from the
teller's eyes
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the
hill
and they
saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled
something
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a
bumby road
Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel
by
accident
DAY 29:
11:37pm
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park
where
they
first
decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want
any
drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just
go down
the road
Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all
Daniel: Wait for me....
20mins later... a stranger approached
Jasmine
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran
over
Daniel
and he is critical in the hospital
11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency
room and
he
handed out an apple juice and a letter
Doctor: We found this in daniel's
pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
Jasmine, This past few days, i realized
you are a
really cute girl and i am really
falling for
you..Your
cherished.... smile you were everything
when we
played this game..... Before this game
would
end...I would like you to be my
girlfriend
for the
rest of my life.... I love you
Jasmine....
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I
love
you...Remember that night when we saw
a meteor,
I mumbled something... I mumbled that I
wish we
would be together forever and never end
this
game.
Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love
you! You
cannot do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........
IF DO U LIKE IT
REPLY ME [!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]
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« on: October 13, 2007, 03:16:55 PM »
You can fall from a bridge,
you can fall from above,
but the best way of falling, is falling in love! ....
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« on: October 10, 2007, 04:45:20 PM »
• Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi.
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« on: October 09, 2007, 05:47:16 AM »
• Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…
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« on: October 08, 2007, 06:16:00 AM »
• Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
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« on: October 07, 2007, 12:55:16 PM »
• Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers.
Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki?
Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha!
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« on: October 07, 2007, 12:52:12 PM »
do u like it?
byeeee
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« on: October 06, 2007, 08:12:25 AM »
do u proud to be a SIKH?
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« on: October 04, 2007, 07:40:02 AM »
• Some translations in Punjabi:
Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?
Listen buddy, dat chick is mine! O bhaoo, o nikki kukree meri aa !
R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye?
Rock the party. VATTEY mar jashan ch.
Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye.
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« on: October 04, 2007, 07:15:31 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL ALLL
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« on: October 03, 2007, 04:42:04 PM »
.........
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« on: October 03, 2007, 11:38:48 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL
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« on: October 03, 2007, 11:33:20 AM »
DO U LIKE THIS PIC?
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« on: October 03, 2007, 10:57:14 AM »
DO U LIKE IT ?
REPLY ME
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« on: October 02, 2007, 05:00:29 PM »
Sukhbeer: What's the name of ur car?
Jhanda: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Sukhbeer: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
GS, Jhanda and Yamla were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
GS shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe haige, tainu kithe sir te bitha lava?
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Jhanda Amli: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what’ll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister
Desi_trademark: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:41:11 PM »
HAHAHAHA
DO U LIKE IT?
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:36:54 PM »
LIKE IT?
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« on: October 01, 2007, 03:40:27 PM »
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
did u like it ?
reply me
bye friends
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