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lo ji share karo funny lines or funny gallan jado tuhade parents ja hor koi v relative tuhanu 24/7 computer naal chimbarde dekhde aa te ILU ILU karde dekhde aa :D: :D:

mere parents : ahh kehri teri maa vich baithi aa jehre naal tu choovi (24) ghante lageya rehanda aa........kadi bahar nikal k duph v lva leya kar andar baitha slaab jana tu :Laugh: :Laugh:
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my mom : "aaha apne khasam nu band karde hun"

"pata ni kede naal aashqi maardi aa computer teh"

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a apni saheli da kade  khada chadega v k nahi....
sara din ki kanjarkhana liyi rakhda .......

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akhan kharab ho janiyan anka lagg janiyan fer kise ne vyah v nio krna krali fer ehde naal vyah   :loll:

jado main smile krdi laptop muhre bhaithi
kehre khasam naal laggi aa   :laugh:
jawai ta nahi labb leya koi online   :D: :D:


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bai tu oda hi nahi dasna kuch lagda bahane maari janda  :blah: :blah
sada bapu ta india wa :D:

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 :D: :D: das deya kar tuhade hon wale jawai naal lagi aa mummy ji  :D:
my mom : "aaha apne khasam nu band karde hun"

"pata ni kede naal aashqi maardi aa computer teh"

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:loll: mom: hooon hoon sade naal kar rahi aa, hass aah computer val dekh rahi aa
me: nahi
mom: keehde naal laggi aa :loll:

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akhaa gal jania ede nal...

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24 ghante edhe vich akhan gadi rakhda...akhan nu rest kar lendia kar, kite facebook kite kuj:D

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24 gante ede mohre bethi rehndi ghar de kam v kar lea kar,, akha kahrv ho jania

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kade os maa da kheda vi shad deya kr te es maa da haal vi puch leya kr  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  pta nhi ki jab khana leya k ghare rakheya 24 ghante chimdeya rhenda ehnu  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:



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rabb kar k agg hi lagg je ede computer nu...fer nai asin lai k dena :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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uth ja kanjra kedi maa naal lgea rehna sara sara din :D:

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waise ta main zada tym nahi spend kardi net te...
but jad wi baitha mom ehi kehnde 24 ghante net net.... :pagel:

jad main net te baithi howa mom di koi gal na suna fer oh kehnde hunde agg hi lag je tuhade lappy nu  :D: :D:

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