Author Topic: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!! (Read 31684 times)

●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ · « **on:** January 09, 2012, 06:21:55 AM »

ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..

Rules for posting jokes
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- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta

Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..

punjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho thodi babhi
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 09, 2012, 06:21:55 AM »

Deleted User · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2012, 07:01:25 AM »

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:07:07 AM »

:D: :D: wah wah typical desi

sukhbeer · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:55:44 AM »

hhahahaaha siraaa

Jatt Mullanpuria · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:00:42 PM »

ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..

Rules for posting jokes
------------------------
- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta

Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..

LanDLorD · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:06:27 PM »

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

Jatt Mullanpuria · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:30:14 PM »

Quote from: ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ on February 04, 2012, 09:06:27 PM

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

lol bai very funny.. pehli thankyou tere naam te

LanDLorD · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:33:47 PM »

3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain

●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:16:24 AM »

sira ta aje baaki a

Qainaat · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:32:19 AM »

haha

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2012, 10:14:03 AM »

Quote from: ਵਿਹਲਾ ਜੱਟ ਪੰਗੇ ਲੈਣ ਨੂੰ on January 09, 2012, 06:21:55 AM

punjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho thodi babhi
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

hahahahhaha sehi translation keti :happy:

8558 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2012, 10:19:13 AM »

aahhaha

Dhaliwal. · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2012, 12:18:28 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:..

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #13 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:26:55 PM »

lols, koi hor munda uht ke nahi keh dinda veh oh sadi nahi teri bhabi aa. :D:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #14 on:** March 02, 2012, 03:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on March 02, 2012, 02:26:55 PM

lols, koi hor munda uht ke nahi keh dinda veh oh sadi nahi teri bhabi aa. :D:

Quick-witted. :D:

amy4162 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2012, 05:06:57 AM »

nice joke

Deleted User · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2012, 01:42:50 PM »

! · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2012, 03:51:19 PM »

Madam to students :
Agar Koi School Ke Sahmne Bomb rakh deta hai toh kya karoge..?
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Pappu:
Madam ji 1-2 min Dekhenge je koi leh geya ta theek ah
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Warna
staff room vich rakh avan ge :D: :D: :D: :D:

Deleted User · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2012, 05:24:47 PM »

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke.

Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

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Ek ladki ko dekh kar1 ladka bola 'stop'. I can
PK

Ladki:what pk?

Propose Kruga.

tb ladki boli FSSSM
ladka:wht FSSSM?
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Fut Sala Sandal Se Marugi!!

stupid ਮੁੰਡਾ · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2012, 03:50:34 AM »

ਬੇਬੇ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ ਇਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਪਸੰਦਆਈ ਏ ,
ਬੇਬੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਪੁੱਤ ਕੁੜੀ ਜਿਹੋ-ਜੀ ਮਰਜੀ ਹੋਵੇ ਪਰ ਆਪਣੀ ਵੱਡੀ ਮੱਝ ਦਾ 15 ਦਾ 15 ਕਿੱਲੋ ਦੁੱਧ ਇਕੱਲੀ ਚੋਅ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਹੋਵੇ,
ਪਰ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੋਂ 15 ਕਿਲੋ ਦੁੱਧ ਚੋਣਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਛੱਡੋ ਚੁਕਿਆ ਵੀ ਨੀਂ ਜਾਂਦਾ ,
ਹੁਣ ਸਮਝ ਨੀ ਆਓਂਦੀ ਮੱਝ ਤੋਕੜ ਲਿਆਈਏ ਜਾਂ ਕੁੜੀ ਹੋਰ ਫਸਾਈਏ !

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