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Title: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ on January 09, 2012, 06:21:55 AM: ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..

Rules for posting jokes
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- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta

Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..

punjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho thodi babhi
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: Deleted User on January 09, 2012, 07:01:25 AM: yawn
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ on January 27, 2012, 02:07:07 AM: :D: :D: wah wah typical desi
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: sukhbeer on January 27, 2012, 02:55:44 AM: hhahahaaha siraaa
Title: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Jatt Mullanpuria on February 04, 2012, 09:00:42 PM: ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..

(http://www.punjabijokes.net/images/2011/07/jazzy-b-guitar-funny.jpg)

Rules for posting jokes
------------------------
- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta

Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: LanDLorD on February 04, 2012, 09:06:27 PM: Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Jatt Mullanpuria on February 04, 2012, 09:30:14 PM: Quote from: ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ on February 04, 2012, 09:06:27 PM
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif)

lol bai very funny.. pehli thankyou tere naam te
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: LanDLorD on February 04, 2012, 09:33:47 PM: 3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: ●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ on March 02, 2012, 05:16:24 AM: sira ta aje baaki a
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: Qainaat on March 02, 2012, 05:32:19 AM: haha
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: Gujjar NO1 on March 02, 2012, 10:14:03 AM: Quote from: ਵਿਹਲਾ ਜੱਟ ਪੰਗੇ ਲੈਣ ਨੂੰ on January 09, 2012, 06:21:55 AM
punjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho thodi babhi
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
hahahahhaha sehi translation keti :happy:
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: 8558 on March 02, 2012, 10:19:13 AM: aahhaha
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: Dhaliwal. on March 02, 2012, 12:18:28 PM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:..
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: sᴀɴɪᴀ on March 02, 2012, 02:26:55 PM: lols, koi hor munda uht ke nahi keh dinda veh oh sadi nahi teri bhabi aa. :D:
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: JATT KHADKU KHADA! on March 02, 2012, 03:42:34 PM: Quote from: Sania ❤ on March 02, 2012, 02:26:55 PM
lols, koi hor munda uht ke nahi keh dinda veh oh sadi nahi teri bhabi aa. :D:

Quick-witted. :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: amy4162 on March 24, 2012, 05:06:57 AM: nice joke
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Deleted User on April 12, 2012, 01:42:50 PM: lol
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ! on April 12, 2012, 03:51:19 PM: Madam to students :
Agar Koi School Ke Sahmne Bomb rakh deta hai toh kya karoge..?
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.
.
.
.
Pappu:
Madam ji 1-2 min Dekhenge je koi leh geya ta theek ah
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Warna
staff room vich rakh avan ge :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Deleted User on April 12, 2012, 05:24:47 PM: Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke.

Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

...
Ek ladki ko dekh kar1 ladka bola 'stop'. I can
PK

Ladki:what pk?

Propose Kruga.

tb ladki boli FSSSM
ladka:wht FSSSM?
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Fut Sala Sandal Se Marugi!!
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: stupid ਮੁੰਡਾ on May 04, 2012, 03:50:34 AM: ਬੇਬੇ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ ਇਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਪਸੰਦਆਈ ਏ ,
ਬੇਬੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਪੁੱਤ ਕੁੜੀ ਜਿਹੋ-ਜੀ ਮਰਜੀ ਹੋਵੇ ਪਰ ਆਪਣੀ ਵੱਡੀ ਮੱਝ ਦਾ 15 ਦਾ 15 ਕਿੱਲੋ ਦੁੱਧ ਇਕੱਲੀ ਚੋਅ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਹੋਵੇ,
ਪਰ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੋਂ 15 ਕਿਲੋ ਦੁੱਧ ਚੋਣਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਛੱਡੋ ਚੁਕਿਆ ਵੀ ਨੀਂ ਜਾਂਦਾ ,
ਹੁਣ ਸਮਝ ਨੀ ਆਓਂਦੀ ਮੱਝ ਤੋਕੜ ਲਿਆਈਏ ਜਾਂ ਕੁੜੀ ਹੋਰ ਫਸਾਈਏ !
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: cycle_wala on May 13, 2012, 02:38:59 PM: hahahhaa
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: gurnoor maan on July 26, 2012, 09:40:06 AM: Quote from: ਵੜੈਚ ਸਾਬ on February 04, 2012, 09:06:27 PM
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
nice
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Gharry on July 26, 2012, 09:52:37 AM: Quote from: Jatt Mullanpuria on February 04, 2012, 09:00:42 PM
ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..

([url]http://www.punjabijokes.net/images/2011/07/jazzy-b-guitar-funny.jpg[/url])

Rules for posting jokes
------------------------
- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta

Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..
yr tu pange edA de pa dite hu joke sare bina gall tu kithu le loune hahahahahah gall ta joke ch appe nikil jandi a asi ta joke he nhi sunonde sadda valla ta pakka bann ho jana lol
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: gurnoor maan on July 31, 2012, 06:17:48 AM: nice
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Ammy Sau Jatt on August 19, 2012, 04:10:12 PM: hahahha nice lolz
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Ammy Sau Jatt on August 21, 2012, 01:34:03 PM: Quote from: ਵੜੈਚ ਸਾਬ on February 04, 2012, 09:33:47 PM
3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: savd aa gaya 22 padke..... mera ta sala hassa hi ni ruk reha :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg on August 21, 2012, 08:05:44 PM: The Punjab Police Department, The FBI, And The CIA Were Each Trying To Prove It Was The Best Law Enforcement Agency. So The UN Released A Rabbit Into The Woods And Gave Each Agency A Chance To Do Its Stuff.
The CIA Placed Animal Informants In And Around The Forest And Questioned All Plant And Mineral Witnesses. After Three Months Of Extensive Investigation, The CIA Concluded That Rabbits Do Not Exist.
The FBI Sent Its People Into The Woods. After Two Weeks With No Leads, The Agents Burned The Forest, Killing Everything, Including The Rabbit. There Were No Apologies. The Rabbit Had It Coming.
Then The Punjab Police Sent Its People In. They Came Out Two Hours Later With A Badly Beaten Bear. The Bear Was Yelling, "OK! OK! I'm A Rabbit! I'm A Rabbit!"
Title: ਮੁੰਡਾ ਪਾਉਦਾ onLy BranDED....
Post by: -ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- on September 07, 2012, 11:19:15 AM: ਮੁੰਡਾ ਪਾਉਦਾ onLy BranDED ,
ਕੁੜੀ copy ਆ ਪਾਉਦੀ , ਕਰਕੇ 22 ਚੋਂ sHoppInG ਘਰ auTo ਤੇ
ਆਉਦੀ ,
ਬੈਠ ਕੇ college ਦੀ canteen ਚ' DesI
ਜਹੇ Tag ਦਖਾਉਦੀ , baLance ਹੁੰਦਾ ਨੀ miss call ਜੋਗਾ ,
ਪੈਸੇ ਯਾਰ ਤੋ ਪਵਾਉਦੀ , ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪ ਨੂੰ
modern ਕਹਾਉਦੀ. :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ●ਵੈਲੀ JATT● on September 07, 2012, 10:43:17 PM: ਇੱਕ ਦਿਨ ਇੱਕ ਜਨਾਨੀ ਇੱਕ ਤੋਤਾ ਖਰੀਦਣ ਗਈ,
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਇਹਦੀ ਕੀ ਖਾਸੀਅਤ ਹੈ?
ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ:- ਇਹ ਬੋਲਦਾ ਹੈ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਮੈਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਲਗਦੀ ਹਾਂ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਚਾਲੂ ਲਗਦੀ ਆਂ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਬੜਾ ਬਦਤਮੀਜ਼ ਤੋਤਾ ਹੈ।
ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ ਤੋਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਅੰਦਰ ਲੈ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਪਾਣੀ 'ਚ ਡੁਬੋ-ਡੁਬੋ ਕੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ:- ਮੰਦਾ ਬੋਲੇਂਗਾ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਕਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਇੱਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਆਏ ਤਾਂ ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਸੋਚੇਂਗਾ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਤੇਰਾ ਪਤੀ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਦੋ ਆਉਣ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਤੇਰਾ ਪਤੀ ਤੇ ਦਿਉਰ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਤਿੰਨ ਆਉਣ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਤੇਰਾ ਪਤੀ, ਦਿਉਰ ਤੇ ਭਰਾ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਚਾਰ ਆਉਣ।
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਸਾਲਿਓ ਪਾਣੀ ਲੈ ਆਓ, ਮੈਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਹੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਇਹ "ਚਾਲੂ" ਆ. :D: :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: PB 08 TO on September 07, 2012, 11:07:46 PM: .. :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Oн ν кєнηɗι נαтт gнαιηт αα on September 07, 2012, 11:09:38 PM: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: hahahahaha ..
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਜੱਟ maan on September 07, 2012, 11:16:26 PM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahhahhah
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: G@RRy S@NDHU on September 08, 2012, 12:52:39 AM: :hehe: .......
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ on September 08, 2012, 01:59:41 AM: hahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: -ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- on September 08, 2012, 03:31:48 AM: Sadda totta shaaaa.gea oyeeee :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: ●ਵੈਲੀ JATT● on September 08, 2012, 10:19:04 AM: Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on September 07, 2012, 11:07:46 PM
.. :laugh: :laugh:

Quote from: σн ν кєнη∂ι נαтт gнαιηт αα on September 07, 2012, 11:09:38 PM
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: hahahahaha ..

Quote from: ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਜੱਟ✿ on September 07, 2012, 11:16:26 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahhahhah

thanx sab veeran da
Quote from: -sArKaRi_SaAnD- on September 08, 2012, 03:31:48 AM
Sadda totta shaaaa.gea oyeeee :D:
shaaa gea ji shaa gea. sach bolo te dukh lagda 22 :D: :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: rupinder brar on September 08, 2012, 10:46:29 AM: haha nice joke
Title: Hotel Manager
Post by: Oranyo on September 17, 2012, 06:13:32 AM: Husband ( calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room):
"Please come fast!
I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel!!!"

MANAGER:
Sir, I'm sorry but its your personal matter.

Husband -
haramkhor. !
Yeh khidki nahi khul rahi hai!!!
This is a maintenance matter!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Hotel Manager
Post by: -ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- on September 17, 2012, 06:35:26 AM: Ha ha :D: vichra dukhi atma :D:
Title: Re: Hotel Manager
Post by: ਫੱਤੋ ਦਾ ਯਾਰ on September 17, 2012, 07:04:55 AM: ha ha :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: Hotel Manager
Post by: AmRind③r on September 17, 2012, 08:56:11 AM: ohhhh :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: ●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ on September 23, 2012, 06:12:28 AM: dekho 22... kiniya bhabhia a tuhadia :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: PB 08 TO on September 23, 2012, 06:14:19 AM: hahaha att aa :D: :D:
Title: NRI kudi
Post by: ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ on September 26, 2012, 02:09:55 AM: NRI kudi GF he ban javo
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.
.
.

.jedi iPhone paej dave...... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: ☬🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽☬ on September 26, 2012, 02:15:55 AM: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahahaha
some1 is in desperation hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: pคภgє๒คz мยтyคคภ on September 26, 2012, 02:16:55 AM: just iPhone layi :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ on September 26, 2012, 02:24:57 AM: nahi j viah nu raji aa te sade walon kehra naah hon laggi aa :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: pคภgє๒คz мยтyคคภ on September 26, 2012, 02:27:54 AM: haha very funny :D: :D: eni chti raji nahi hundiya NRI kudiya
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: >Kinda< on September 26, 2012, 02:32:19 AM: eh ta sehre bani batha :D:

bai mainu sarvala bana layi
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ on September 26, 2012, 02:36:09 AM: aa jaa 22 ban jaa tenu 3310 da shagan pawa dewa ge :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: PB 08 TO on September 26, 2012, 02:41:14 AM: hahahahah
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: >Kinda< on September 26, 2012, 02:41:55 AM: Quote from: ਪਤੰਦਰਾ ਦਾ ਪਤੰਦਰ'' on September 26, 2012, 02:36:09 AM
aa jaa 22 ban jaa tenu 3310 da shagan pawa dewa ge :D: :D: :D:
bai 3310 te wadda hunda oh tu e rakh layi :D:

tu tension na le main pabi toh ape maga lau :rockon: :rockon:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ on September 27, 2012, 11:09:14 AM: mai apne dil nu pushya. . . Dila das mera os kudi nal ki rishta jehri mainu bauht pasand aa. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te mere dil ne keha mai salya pandit aa jo tenu tewa bnake dassan. . Mera kam aa khoon supply karna aiwen na gallan vch paa mainu kite tenu attack e na ho jawe :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: ❀¢ιм Gяєωʌℓ ❀ on September 27, 2012, 11:19:19 AM: Awww :loll:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: noname on September 27, 2012, 01:12:02 PM: lol :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: preeet on September 28, 2012, 07:38:49 AM: lolll
Title: Re: vekho thodi babhi
Post by: preeet on September 28, 2012, 07:39:20 AM: hahaha
Title: Re: Hotel Manager
Post by: preeet on September 28, 2012, 07:40:25 AM: hahahaha
Title: Re: Hotel Manager
Post by: jeet Mr.Lonely on September 28, 2012, 07:42:23 AM: nambardara tere bare ki ki kahi jandi duniya :D: :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: NRI kudi
Post by: AmRind③r on September 28, 2012, 08:29:08 AM: make sure first you're asking for recent ones.old ones are cheaper now !
Title: kala suittttttt
Post by: ●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ on November 03, 2012, 07:24:02 AM: Kaala soot,
Kaali chunni ute full kdhai da...
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Ik kuri ni fasdi te duja sanu fikr pdai da...... :D::D::D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: reetugrewal on January 16, 2013, 03:00:07 PM: PUNJABI VICH NHEE LIKHO G
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on January 27, 2013, 10:26:19 AM: Bachelors think that married
men are lucky. .

Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .

The point is that
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Bachelors think at night... & Married think at day time... :p
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on January 29, 2013, 08:44:36 AM: Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Qainaat on January 29, 2013, 08:46:55 AM: :loll:..
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: sᴀɴɪᴀ on January 29, 2013, 11:42:36 AM: Quote from: ღ ʝØℛÐ₳ℕ ツ on January 29, 2013, 08:44:36 AM
Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:

:D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh man. :laugh:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Jail Bird on January 29, 2013, 11:52:32 AM: Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C .. Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ?? Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on February 03, 2013, 02:04:14 PM: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you

know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : And do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: No!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:D :P
Title: u r so hott
Post by: ●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ on February 06, 2013, 02:50:43 AM: u r so hott :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: @SeKhOn@ on February 06, 2013, 03:09:53 AM: :D: :D: OHNE VI EHI GAL kahi c hot baare ,,kudi di soch hi galat a hun :excited:
Quote from: ●๋♥«╬ ਵਿਹਲਾ ਜੱਟ ਪੰਗੇ ਲੈਣ ਨੂੰ «╬♥●๋ on February 06, 2013, 02:50:43 AM
u r so hott :D: :D: :D:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: °◆SáŅj◆° on February 06, 2013, 03:33:16 AM: Hahah ..pooor chap freee d kha gya kutt :loll:
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on February 07, 2013, 10:53:41 AM: ......................
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on February 08, 2013, 02:57:25 PM: Mother: "Johnny I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father."

Johnny: "Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged!"

Mother: "I am sorry baby, he was my first love and i could not marry him... Cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever."

Johnny: "No I am speaking to no one. Mr Jackson Omollo is the only father I know and that will never change!"

Mother: "Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him."

Johnny: "Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!"

Phone: "Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father."

Johnny: "Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! I Love you so much Dad!!!!! I always knew there was something special about me." :D:

...
Teacher:"Tumne HOME WORK
kyu nahi kiya.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me:"Sir kyuki main HOSTEL me
rehta hun " :D :p >_<
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on February 10, 2013, 12:09:34 PM: -------------------------------
A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

...
-------------------------------------
One Boy loved a girl but
Never proposed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!

He type:
.
.
.
"I Love You"
And sent it, after a few seconds
He got a msg but he
Decided to

See it the next day for
Surprise and slept..
.
.
.
Next day, he read the msg
And so shocked because,
It was written..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dear Customer,
Msg sending failed due to
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur account..:D :O :P
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: Varun.... on February 13, 2013, 10:47:42 AM: Husabnd :- Janu ek kiss kar lu ??
.
Wife :- nahi,,
.
Husband :- Saree la dunga,,
.
Wife :- Bilkul nahi,,
.
Husband :- Jwellery la dunga,,
.
Wife :- Ek bar bola na nahi,,
.
Pass me soya hua Beta bola,,
.
.
.
"Meri le lo Cycle hi la dena" :p=D
Title: Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
Post by: MyselF GhainT on September 02, 2014, 01:42:13 AM: hahaha