February 10, 2016, 04:53:41 PM
collapse

Author Topic: Swimming problem  (Read 482 times)

Offline !

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 39
  • -Receive: 85
  • Posts: 2084
  • Tohar: 50
  • Gender: Male
  • ੴ ਮੈ਼ ਕੁੱਝ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ਼ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾਂ ੴ
    • View Profile
Swimming problem
« on: February 28, 2012, 08:59:18 PM »
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!" :D: :D: :D: :D:


Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Swimming problem
« on: February 28, 2012, 08:59:18 PM »

Offline ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ

  • Retired Staff
  • Patvaari/Patvaaran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 484
  • -Receive: 320
  • Posts: 4421
  • Tohar: 188
  • Gender: Male
  • NEVER TRUST ME
    • View Profile
Re: Swimming problem
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 09:41:46 PM »
:D: . :D:

Offline jeet Mr.Lonely

  • Retired Staff
  • Raja/Rani
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 149
  • -Receive: 224
  • Posts: 9544
  • Tohar: 183
  • Gender: Male
  • Hottest Property On PJ :')
    • View Profile
Re: Swimming problem
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2012, 03:41:12 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:  :okk:

Offline Qainaat

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 40
  • -Receive: 117
  • Posts: 2854
  • Tohar: 97
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Swimming problem
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2012, 03:45:22 AM »
 :loll:  :pagel: Ek se bhar kar ek

Offline rajan mahal

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 3
  • -Receive: 6
  • Posts: 1549
  • Tohar: 2
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Swimming problem
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2012, 03:49:37 AM »
oh my gad.. so funny :D: :D: :D:

Offline @SeKhOn@

  • PJ Gabru
  • Raja/Rani
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 104
  • -Receive: 275
  • Posts: 9081
  • Tohar: 87
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Swimming problem
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2012, 04:43:43 AM »
Bht kiam a

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
24 Replies
4104 Views
Last post March 27, 2009, 01:46:40 PM
by powerlifter
0 Replies
236 Views
Last post November 10, 2009, 05:57:30 PM
by SonnenKinder
20 Replies
1697 Views
Last post September 22, 2010, 12:31:23 PM
by (¯°·..• qυαgмιяє •.·°¯)
6 Replies
640 Views
Last post September 14, 2010, 10:20:03 AM
by Sardar_Ji
4 Replies
763 Views
Last post October 26, 2010, 12:54:52 PM
by ♥ ¤Ġσℓgαρρι¤ ♥
0 Replies
185 Views
Last post November 08, 2010, 10:43:56 AM
by @@JeEt@@
3 Replies
387 Views
Last post December 16, 2010, 06:30:39 PM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
2 Replies
427 Views
Last post March 13, 2011, 11:55:34 AM
by B̲l̲i̲n̲g̲
22 Replies
985 Views
Last post May 10, 2011, 06:05:49 AM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
0 Replies
163 Views
Last post April 21, 2012, 01:19:33 AM
by σн мαん gαω∂ Jค┼┼ ƒєя αgєуα

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 108
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

Free time tusi ki Karde hunde? by ਪੇਂਡੂ
[Today at 04:18:29 PM]


Last movie name you watched ? you liked it or disliked ? by ਪੇਂਡੂ
[Today at 04:15:28 PM]


Weather Report for ur city ? by -ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_
[Today at 03:52:10 PM]


Jeh tuvanu ik khoon maaf hove kisda karoge :) by Gujjar no1
[Today at 09:35:34 AM]


When was the last time you.. by αмαи кαυя👑
[Today at 08:38:56 AM]


Give a vegetable/Fruit name to the above person by ♥~Deep~♥
[Today at 08:29:42 AM]


which pj member do u miss ryt now? by ♥~Deep~♥
[Today at 08:23:50 AM]


What was your dream last night? by ♥~Deep~♥
[Today at 08:21:21 AM]


Guess karo aaj uper wale ne ki banaya by ♥~Deep~♥
[Today at 08:15:28 AM]


Jaz Buttar - Mall Mein Maal (Music Video) by MusicalMafia
[Today at 05:57:59 AM]


What's the MOST FRUSSTTRRAAATTIINNGG thing in your life by Qainaat
[Today at 01:25:29 AM]


If you could have dinner with one artist/singer/celebrity who would it be ? by Qainaat
[Today at 01:21:57 AM]


Request Video Of The Day by -ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_
[February 09, 2016, 04:54:46 PM]


tusi bohut _______ ho ?? by -ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_
[February 09, 2016, 04:33:25 PM]


your MOOD now by -ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_
[February 09, 2016, 04:32:23 PM]


Punjabi Funny Vines & Punjabi Song Parodies da Pitaraa [ek vri jhnki ta mar lo] by Abhe
[February 09, 2016, 03:38:38 PM]


Vegetarian - Non vegetarian by Jioavtar
[February 09, 2016, 01:12:03 PM]


Je tusi rich hunde ek din layi? by Jioavtar
[February 09, 2016, 01:11:01 PM]


Kehri game tusi khed de hunde phone ? by Jioavtar
[February 09, 2016, 01:09:40 PM]


say ONE line by -ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_
[February 08, 2016, 03:05:34 PM]


tere naam by Gujjar no1
[February 08, 2016, 11:21:32 AM]


hindi /Urdu Four Lines Poetry by Gujjar no1
[February 08, 2016, 11:18:44 AM]


Just two line shayari ... by Noor Kaur
[February 08, 2016, 02:37:45 AM]


Bapu Surat Singh Khalsa's elder brother Sardar Karnail Singh passed away by Manpreet Singh SYFB USA
[February 05, 2016, 01:22:14 PM]


ਬਚਪਨ by deepsandhu28
[February 04, 2016, 02:13:09 AM]