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SoulMate In action
« on: October 05, 2009, 04:11:02 PM »
SoulMate was in a nightclub in Germany, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too".
then he whispered, "I love you three."

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SoulMate proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
SoulMate sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"
« Last Edit: October 05, 2009, 04:16:52 PM by •נнαη∂α αмℓι• »

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SoulMate In action
« on: October 05, 2009, 04:11:02 PM »

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2009, 04:34:29 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: X_X veere kyun raaz kholda  :happy:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2009, 08:23:40 PM »



SoulMate proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
SoulMate sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy: poor soul  :happy:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 06:31:53 AM »
whao Kamli understood the joke too.. Suprising  :pagel:

Soul Mate - leh main teh hajje puri gal dusse he nai.. aa teh trailer se  :pagel:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 06:33:21 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: lol haale hor kholne raaaz kholde kholde  :happy:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 06:34:00 AM »
Chal I am happy today.. Hor kesse din sahi  :blink: :superhappy:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 06:35:05 AM »
SoulMate was in a nightclub in Germany, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too".
then he whispered, "I love you three."

----------------------

SoulMate proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
SoulMate sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 06:36:05 AM »
Whao doaba di jatti nu we Joke samaj lagga geyya.. Holy  :surp: :surp:
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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 06:41:50 AM »
Whao doaba di jatti nu we Joke samaj lagga geyya.. Holy  :surp: :surp:
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hor tuhade vanga thori aa mera dimag amluuuuuuuuuuuuu :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 07:35:32 AM »
 :blink:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2009, 08:10:39 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2009, 08:13:46 AM »
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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2011, 12:22:32 AM »
:p

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 05:48:41 AM »
Oh hahaha.

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Re: SoulMate In action
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 01:25:58 PM »
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