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Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:05:34 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

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Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti
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Re: Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 10:39:23 PM »
hahahaha
santa banta da ik show aounda hunda c,
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