October 17, 2018, 06:44:49 PM
collapse

Author Topic: Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti  (Read 789 times)

Offline aussie_jatt_1987

  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 6
  • Posts: 1153
  • Tohar: 2
    • View Profile
Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:05:34 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:05:34 PM »

Offline _Beast_

  • Retired Staff
  • Vajir/Vajiran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 152
  • -Receive: 103
  • Posts: 7759
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • Untamed
    • View Profile
Re: Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 10:39:23 PM »
hahahaha
santa banta da ik show aounda hunda c,
SOCHO

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
1 Replies
2768 Views
Last post August 26, 2012, 02:35:02 AM
by canadian_jatt
1 Replies
2211 Views
Last post October 22, 2008, 10:18:33 PM
by Grenade Singh
5 Replies
1311 Views
Last post April 11, 2009, 04:08:16 PM
by •°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°•
0 Replies
1431 Views
Last post August 16, 2010, 10:26:44 AM
by ƁΔƘΓΔ
4 Replies
542 Views
Last post September 14, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
by Sardar_Ji
0 Replies
2681 Views
Last post October 24, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
by Grenade Singh
46 Replies
2960 Views
Last post May 29, 2014, 09:47:29 AM
by -ѕArKaRi_SaAnD-
32 Replies
2427 Views
Last post May 31, 2014, 05:31:44 AM
by Blaze in the Northern Sky
34 Replies
3300 Views
Last post January 16, 2013, 05:13:01 AM
by jeet Mr.Lonely
0 Replies
3961 Views
Last post April 14, 2018, 04:26:40 PM
by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 128
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by Jas Kirat
[Today at 01:02:22 PM]


name one thing you can't live without ? by Jas Kirat
[Today at 01:01:23 PM]


Last textmessage that u received by Jas Kirat
[Today at 01:00:31 PM]


This or That by Mani Kaur
[October 16, 2018, 05:52:37 AM]


Just two line shayari ... by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:41:09 PM]


What Is the Best Compliment You've Ever Received? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:24:41 PM]


What is the first thing you do, when you wake up in the morning? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:11:13 PM]


tusi bohut _______ ho ?? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:02:17 PM]


Competition Ideas by αмαи g
[October 14, 2018, 05:44:51 PM]


Good morning (first word ki keha) by mundaxrisky
[October 14, 2018, 07:30:28 AM]


name one thing you always wanted to have ? but don't have right now by mundaxrisky
[October 14, 2018, 07:18:20 AM]


tusi kehrhi cheez dekh k bohut khush hunde o?? by mundaxrisky
[October 14, 2018, 07:04:54 AM]


Meri profile kis ne uda ditti sari. by Gujjar NO1
[October 10, 2018, 07:44:14 AM]


3 words Punjabis say by mundaxrisky
[October 07, 2018, 02:21:36 PM]


your MOOD now by mundaxrisky
[October 07, 2018, 02:05:50 PM]


Ajj da Msg Of The Day kive legga tuhanu??? by Š¶Ã®Kž
[October 06, 2018, 01:20:53 PM]


Request Video Of The Day by MyselF GhainT
[October 05, 2018, 02:40:18 AM]


*¥*¥*Sad Shayari *¥*¥* by PunjabiBeats
[September 21, 2018, 10:54:08 AM]


Daily Hukamnama from Golden Temple Amritsar by pคภgє๒คz мยтyคคภ
[September 20, 2018, 12:43:59 AM]


Re: Diljit - Rubaru (hindi sad song) by pคภgє๒คz мยтyคคภ
[September 18, 2018, 10:41:04 PM]


Jeh tuvanu ik khoon maaf hove kisda karoge :) by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[September 05, 2018, 01:04:24 AM]


IS DUNIYA CH KI "ISHQ" TUU VADDA RUTBA HAI?AGER NAI TE FR ISHQ CH RONDY KIU LOG? by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[September 05, 2018, 01:01:14 AM]


Happy Birthday Mani Kaur by pคภgє๒คz мยтyคคภ
[September 04, 2018, 08:13:56 PM]


sat shri akal pj waseyo by Gujjar NO1
[August 31, 2018, 02:38:17 PM]


LoveratriTera Hua Lyrics by Joginder Singh
[August 30, 2018, 05:38:54 AM]