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Santa banta de new jokes
« on: April 22, 2015, 05:14:45 PM »
Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde :D:
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Re: Santa banta de new jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 09:58:47 PM »
Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudai chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
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Re: Santa banta de new jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2015, 04:53:36 AM »
chudai  ? :waitin: :wait: :D: :D:

lagda gs da filter kam karno hat gya :D: :D:
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Re: Santa banta de new jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2015, 09:20:26 AM »
. :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Santa banta de new jokes
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2015, 01:05:32 PM »
Ek Baar Santa USA Ghumne Gaya. Wahan Ek Din Jab Santa Shopping Kar Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Building Mein Aag Lag Gayi.

Santa Fire Brigade Waalon Se Bola: Tum Logon Ko Neeche Phenko, Main Sabko Catch Karunga!

Pehle 1 Ladka Aaya, Phir Ek Ladki. Phir Ek Aadmi, Phir Ek Aurat.

Santa Ne Sabko Pakad Liya.

Phir Ek Negro Aaya, Toh Santa Ne Chhod Diya!!!

Jab Fire Brigade Walon Ne Santa Se Poocha Ki Usne Negro Ko Kyun Nahin Pakda Toh Santa Bola: Abe Saalo, Jo Jal Gaye Hain Unko Toh Mat Phenko!!!
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Re: Santa banta de new jokes
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2015, 10:40:31 PM »

Husband: Tumne Pada... Akhbaar Mein Likha Hai Taaje Survey Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi Darawani Type Ki News Hai.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Iska Matlab Hua Ki 75 Percent Ladies Bina Medicines Liy Ghoom Rahi Hain...!!!

Biwi Ne Namaaz Padhkar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye, Par Kuchh Nahin Manga Aur haath Neeche Kar Liye!
Shauhar Yeh Sab Dekh Raha Tha, Toh Puchh Baitha: Yeh Kya? Dua Kyun Nahin Maangi?
Biwi: Maangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki 'Allah Aapki Tamaam Mushkilein Khatam Kar De' Phir Socha, Kahin Mujhe Hi Kuchh Na Ho Jaaye!

Patni: Aaakhir Aurat Kya-Kya Sambhaale...
Tumko Sambhaale,
Tumhare Bachche Sambhaale,
Tumhare Maa - Baap Ko Fambhaale
Yaa Phir Tumhara Ghar Sambhaale ???
Pati, Sukun Se: Agar Aurat Sirf Apni ZABAAN Sambhaal Le Toh Baaki Sab Apne-Aap Sambhal Jaayega !!!
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