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santa banta
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:47:13 PM »
Santa aur Banta ik Interview vaaste jaande ne te pehla Santa nu andar bulaya,
Q. India da pehla Pradhan Mantri kaun si?
A. Pandit Jawahar Lal Nehru!
Q. Dinosour da janam kaddo hoya?
A. Ji, ehde vaare ta hale kuch keha nahin ja sakda kyo ki Scientist hale khoj karr rahe ne!
Q. India Ajaad kado hoya!
A. Ji, efforts te 1935 to ho rahiya san par ultimately jaake 1947 vich hoya.
* very good***

hon ayi vaari Banta singh di, te Santa singh ohnu parha ke pehj dinda ya.
Q. What is your name?
A. Pandit Jawarhar Lal Nehru!
Q. What is your sex?
A. ji ehde vaare te halle khuch keha nahi ja sakda kyo ki Scientist hale ehdi khoj kar rahe ne!
Q.Tera janam kado hoya?
A. Ji, Bappu te kehnda hunda si ki koshish ta 1935 to chall rehiya ne par ultimately jaake 1947' vich hoya

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Re: santa banta
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 04:01:32 AM »
hahahahah thats funny shyt

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Re: santa banta
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 08:12:53 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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Re: santa banta
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 12:43:44 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

Poor Banta... Did he get job :loll:

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Re: santa banta
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 02:13:40 AM »
hahahhaahahah

 

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