October 02, 2014, 12:22:33 AM

Author Topic: santa banta  (Read 416 times)

Offline Gurpinder Mand

  • PJ Gabru
  • Patvaari/Patvaaran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 170
  • -Receive: 218
  • Posts: 5256
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
santa banta
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:47:13 PM »
Santa aur Banta ik Interview vaaste jaande ne te pehla Santa nu andar bulaya,
Q. India da pehla Pradhan Mantri kaun si?
A. Pandit Jawahar Lal Nehru!
Q. Dinosour da janam kaddo hoya?
A. Ji, ehde vaare ta hale kuch keha nahin ja sakda kyo ki Scientist hale khoj karr rahe ne!
Q. India Ajaad kado hoya!
A. Ji, efforts te 1935 to ho rahiya san par ultimately jaake 1947 vich hoya.
* very good***

hon ayi vaari Banta singh di, te Santa singh ohnu parha ke pehj dinda ya.
Q. What is your name?
A. Pandit Jawarhar Lal Nehru!
Q. What is your sex?
A. ji ehde vaare te halle khuch keha nahi ja sakda kyo ki Scientist hale ehdi khoj kar rahe ne!
Q.Tera janam kado hoya?
A. Ji, Bappu te kehnda hunda si ki koshish ta 1935 to chall rehiya ne par ultimately jaake 1947' vich hoya

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

santa banta
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:47:13 PM »

Offline _._

  • Maharaja/Maharani
  • *****
  • Like
  • -Given: 326
  • -Receive: 464
  • Posts: 11793
  • Tohar: 46
  • unknown
    • View Profile
Re: santa banta
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 04:01:32 AM »
hahahahah thats funny shyt

Offline ਮਾਨ ਸਾਹਿਬ

  • Retired Staff
  • PJ owe to this member
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 167
  • -Receive: 150
  • Posts: 16138
  • Tohar: 34
  • ☬Jatt Att Da Shokeen,Tu Vi Sire Di Hasina ☬
    • View Profile
Re: santa banta
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 08:12:53 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



Offline Rubbie

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 4
  • -Receive: 36
  • Posts: 1219
  • Tohar: 1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: santa banta
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 12:43:44 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

Poor Banta... Did he get job :loll:

Offline ਨਿੱਕੀਆ ਨੇ ਜਿੰਦਾ, ਜਿੰਮੇਵਾਰੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਭਾਰੀ

  • PJ Gabru
  • Sarpanch/Sarpanchni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 1
  • -Receive: 16
  • Posts: 3243
  • Tohar: 2
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: santa banta
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 02:13:40 AM »
hahahhaahahah

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
1 Replies
214 Views
Last post December 07, 2010, 03:40:53 AM
by sukhbeer
2 Replies
334 Views
Last post March 17, 2011, 03:55:03 PM
by @@JeEt@@
0 Replies
188 Views
Last post March 18, 2011, 02:27:37 AM
by ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
6 Replies
304 Views
Last post March 22, 2011, 11:27:36 PM
by ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
4 Replies
313 Views
Last post April 22, 2011, 07:57:17 AM
by @@JeEt@@
2 Replies
273 Views
Last post July 07, 2011, 07:20:54 AM
by anonymous
6 Replies
353 Views
Last post July 04, 2011, 01:04:34 PM
by anonymous
3 Replies
247 Views
Last post July 13, 2011, 05:09:10 AM
by anonymous
71 Replies
5979 Views
Last post September 04, 2014, 01:44:13 AM
by Myself-Ghaint
5 Replies
853 Views
Last post May 21, 2012, 05:47:30 AM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

* Who's Online

* Recent Posts

Just two line shayari ... by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 12:16:12 AM]


Mr & Miss Punjabi Janta 2014 ( entries) by ♦ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♦
[October 01, 2014, 11:55:27 PM]


happy bday to kanwar aka rab da banda by Ra Ja
[October 01, 2014, 10:21:16 PM]


Photo naaal Emotions/mood express karo!!! by mundaxrisky
[October 01, 2014, 08:54:07 PM]


Dastar Mukabla 2014 by Taur~Kaur
[October 01, 2014, 06:07:03 PM]


MARY KOM "Indian Iron Woman" by mundaxrisky
[October 01, 2014, 05:28:18 PM]


Ajj da Msg Of The Day kive legga tuhanu??? by BaaaZ
[October 01, 2014, 04:59:27 PM]


express ur feelings with songs..... by BaaaZ
[October 01, 2014, 04:52:36 PM]


tuhanu sareya nu is gal da pata............... by mundaxrisky
[October 01, 2014, 04:50:42 PM]


Janam din diyan mubarka (manmeet) by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[October 01, 2014, 03:38:04 PM]


what was the last movie you watched ? by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[October 01, 2014, 03:36:12 PM]


Dialogues of Hindi Cinema ... by S & S
[October 01, 2014, 11:52:09 AM]


"Pj members baare apni apni soch dasso" by S & S
[October 01, 2014, 11:48:19 AM]


Above person to ki wish mangde je oh poori krda twadi wish.... by cαℓι5αвαη❀
[October 01, 2014, 11:41:36 AM]


if u r locked with da person above u......??? by cαℓι5αвαη❀
[October 01, 2014, 11:28:51 AM]


which pj member do u miss ryt now? by cαℓι5αвαη❀
[October 01, 2014, 11:17:52 AM]


Antakshri with pj members by cαℓι5αвαη❀
[October 01, 2014, 11:14:25 AM]


Song ur listening to? by S & S
[October 01, 2014, 10:55:50 AM]


Request Video Of The Day by ❀♥ Mαηi ĸαuя ♥❀
[September 30, 2014, 11:28:13 PM]


90's Hit songs Collection by Reet Gill by mundaxrisky
[September 30, 2014, 08:44:41 PM]


came here after 2 years by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[September 30, 2014, 05:11:33 PM]


I LOVe u de khoj by мαяנαηαკgяєєв
[September 30, 2014, 04:49:53 PM]


Yaaran Da Katchup - Full Punjabi Movie by мαяנαηαკgяєєв
[September 30, 2014, 04:49:05 PM]


Nominate Someone for Something by мαяנαηαკgяєєв
[September 30, 2014, 04:44:16 PM]


Diwali by мαяנαηαკgяєєв
[September 30, 2014, 04:41:25 PM]