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sandhu de jokes.....
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:14:10 AM »
Teacher  : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Sandhu : Dosa :cooll:


Students : anti jatti,powerlifter,marjana gill


wah wah good ans  :balle: :balle:




Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Sandhu : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ?? :excited:





A professor to Sandhu: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Sandhu : “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything” :waitin:
Sandhu: “same 2 you” :rockon:





Sandhu : Im sleep with dad last night  :yawn:
Teacher  corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
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Sandhu :  :wait: :wait:so.. you came after I slept..?





Father to Sandhu : Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Sandhu : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
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To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo (Sandhu , LKG)……..



Teacher  : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
mand : Alumina.
Teacher: Sandhu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Sandhu : “Filomina”



Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Sandhu: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Sandhu : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan



yahooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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