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sandhu de jokes.....
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:14:10 AM »
Teacher  : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Sandhu : Dosa :cooll:


Students : anti jatti,powerlifter,marjana gill


wah wah good ans  :balle: :balle:




Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Sandhu : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ?? :excited:





A professor to Sandhu: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Sandhu : “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything” :waitin:
Sandhu: “same 2 you” :rockon:





Sandhu : Im sleep with dad last night  :yawn:
Teacher  corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Sandhu :  :wait: :wait:so.. you came after I slept..?





Father to Sandhu : Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Sandhu : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
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To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo (Sandhu , LKG)……..



Teacher  : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
mand : Alumina.
Teacher: Sandhu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Sandhu : “Filomina”



Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Sandhu: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Sandhu : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan



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sandhu de jokes.....
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:14:10 AM »

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 08:08:30 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 10:02:30 AM »
thx 22 g

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 04:04:35 AM »
hahahaha

aaha wala kaemo kaem aa

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Sandhu : Im sleep with dad last night  :yawn:
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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 04:07:46 AM »
thx power 22 g

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 04:09:22 AM »

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 04:14:59 AM »
 :hug: :hug:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 04:27:50 AM »
:hehe: :hug:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 04:29:31 AM »
sarma na mai kehra kuri aa :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 01:39:43 PM »
tu munda aa tan e okha ho reha hahahaha

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 01:49:07 PM »
hahahahaha sukr a yr k m nt kuri

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 01:51:51 PM »
hor ki j kudi hunda dekhda ki bn na c tera  :laugh:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2010, 02:23:59 PM »
 :blink:na na munda he thik aa . :thaa: :thaa:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2010, 02:25:40 PM »
 :blah: ok ok  :hug:  :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 02:38:11 PM »
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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2010, 05:00:22 PM »
nice ne ji sandhu ssab :rockon: :rockon:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2010, 05:00:44 PM »

Powerji and Sandhu Saab ....AA Ki ho riha aithe ...  :wait:

Sandhuji .. vadiyaa jokes a saaare   :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: sandhu de jokes.....
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2010, 05:16:09 PM »
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