ikk var di gal hai santa singh school teacher di job pakad lendaa hai " english subject"
oh bohat hi mash-hoor jo jaanda hai
us de school vich ik navan principal aaunda hai
us nu bhnanak pendi hai ki santaa singh bohat hi vadhiyaa angreji teach da hai
oda dil kardaa hai ki dekhe santa singh da way of teaching kis tara da hai oh enna mashhoor kyon hai
class de bahar jaa ke khidki kol chori chori dekhan lag penda hai
scene kuch is tara hai
santa singh: bolo bachcho" GADHA "
bachche: " GADHA"
SANTA: BOLO BACHO "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
bache: "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
santa : BOLO BACHO " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA, US DE PICHE (BEHIND) MAIN"
bache: " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHAA, US DE PICHE MAIN"
princpal no bohat gussa aaundaa ki salaa santa ki padha reha hai
santa: bolo bachO " GADHA,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE MAIN,US DE PICHE SARAA DESH"
Principal ton reha nahi jaanda oh santaa no kehandaa hai aa ke mere room vich milo
santa singh room vich jandaa hai taan princi b gussa hon lagg pendaa hai ki tu ki padha reha hai
santa singh kehanda hai " sir main taa sirf spelling sikh rehaa si"
princi kehandaa hai kis de
santa kehanda hai
"ASSASSINATION " de

ikk vari ki hundaa hai ki santa singh de pind kol macdonalds vaale apni dookaan kholde ne te bohat saaari advertisment karde ne apne pizza di
ad dekh ke santa singh da dil pizza khan non kardaa hai jaa ikk pizza order karda hai
pizzaa aa jaanda hai te serve karan vaala puchdaa hai
sir kinne piece kar davaa pizza de 6 or 12
santaa singh sochan lagg pendaa hai
2 mint sochan da kenhdaa hai
oye sirf 6 piece hi kari mere ton 12 piece khaa nahi hone

Santa was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree clad female,standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied" I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can t allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied," I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can t allow you to stay". He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked, " Do you have "grown up" daughters?". The Owner asked," WHY ?" Banta replied, " I wanted to stay here for a night

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.