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Italian accent
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:28:55 PM »
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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Italian accent
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:28:55 PM »

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Re: Italian accent
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 09:33:54 PM »
 :loll:
hahahhah italians

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Re: Italian accent
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 04:55:02 AM »
I come again and pee twice. That line is awesome.  :laugh:

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Re: Italian accent
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 07:51:36 AM »
I come again and pee twice. That line is awesome.  :laugh:

my friend Frank is italian so i emailed him and he was laughin himself hahah

then he said ya man italians speak like that.. he is aussie born but his family from italy

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Re: Italian accent
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2011, 04:55:03 AM »
my friend Frank is italian so i emailed him and he was laughin himself hahah

then he said ya man italians speak like that.. he is aussie born but his family from italy
Haha he speaks the truth.

 

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