Author Topic: Fun Time here!! (Read 9794 times)

Punjaban.Jatti · « **on:** June 05, 2008, 10:47:57 PM »

Jad tun mere naal khirh khirh hassi,
hathon diggi farhi si lassi,
fertun hor jorrddiii hasssii
maa teri kehndi kerha eh juwaak drink dol gayaaaaaaaaaaa

terey chittey chittey dandh dekh key mein vi salaan baad apney dentist kaul gayaaa........
terey danddhaan di chamak dekh key billo mein vi dental plan lai layaaaaaa

dentist aunty jadd ayee seat kaullll
hath jorh kehndi kakaji moonh khollll
kanna wich keeta ohdi drill ney shor
ikaanvey da khada nikal ayaa ban bhor

ghainta daidh laakey oney jabarha mera torhtaaaaa
denture da set hath ch farhakey menu ghar nu torttaaaaa
ghar nu torta mera masoorha dukhdaa

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** June 05, 2008, 10:47:57 PM »

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2008, 10:51:44 PM »

Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota
Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi
Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi
Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!
Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise
Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha
Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!
Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.
Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi AB UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah.

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2008, 10:53:11 PM »

Phone Ki Ring Baji.
Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu.
Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai
Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi
Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2008, 10:54:39 PM »

aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,
JIGAR maango de denge,
JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,
kyunki
aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2008, 11:00:11 PM »

hahaha bahut bahut vadiya

jadon tera munh hilda wah wah wah

KUDI _CANADA_ DI · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2008, 11:17:38 PM »

CHAND PAR KAALI GHATA CHAATI TO HOGI,
SITARON MAIN CHAMAK AATI TO HOGI.
TUM LAKH CHUPAO DUNIYA SE, MAGAR AKELEY MAIN
TUMHE APNI SHAKAL PE HANSI AATI TO HOGI..........

KUDI _CANADA_ DI · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2008, 11:24:03 PM »

ROZ SUBHA HUM KARTE HAIN PYAR SE UNHE GOOD MORNING...
WOH AISE GHOOR KE DEKHTE HAIN
JAISE '0 ERRORS AUR 5 WARNING'...

princeghuman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:09:45 AM »

nice kudiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......lmao hih

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:53:58 AM »

Oh gal kardi muskrai ,
sanu lageya kudi line te aayi,
jado ohne sade number di mang paayi ,
asi v os te apni yaari lutayi,
jado ohne sade message di udik lai,
asi ohdi tasvir dil ch vasaai,
jado asi apni gal thodi age vadhai,
ohne apni bebe sade naal milai,
phir dil ch khabre ki aai,
asi naal lai gaye apna bhai,
phir sade dil ch umeeda di lehar ayi,
asi pure mohalle ch vandi mithai,
ki pata veere ne ki kahani pai,
yaro aaj oh kudi hai sadi bharjai...

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:03:29 AM »

chuhe ne sherni nu prpose kita.......
Sherni:Tu apna sharir vekh te mera sharir vekh
Chuha: bewakuf ,sharir sharur nu chadd,
Mittran da confidence vekh

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:06:51 AM »

Hora naal ja ke pive coka cola, sadi vaari kehndi khang hogi.
Hora naal hogi eni frank kudie, sadi vaari madam nu sang hogi.
Tenu mil geya hun SAFARI wala, sade BULLET te kehndi thand hogi

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:24:48 AM »

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
------------ --------- ---------
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
------------ --------- ---------
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
------------ --------- ---------
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:28:42 AM »

PAPER YAARAN NU AUNDA NI C
NAAL BAITHI KUDI DIYAN AKHAN NAAL MEL HO GEYA
PAAS TAAN AAPAN WAISE HI NI C HONA
OHNU KEHTA KI KI TERE KARKE YAAR FAIL HO GEYA

PuNjAbAn_KuRhI · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:00:37 PM »

hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih lolzzzzzzzzzzzje agge piche hassa kehnde nim,ari lagg giu hun te hor reason de ditte menu hih hih hih hih hih hih

╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2008, 07:51:41 PM »

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHA LAK SIS BHOT WADYA LIKHYA AHAHAH I LUV THE LAST ONE LOLZZ ITS SO REAL ND TRU KINDA WAY LOLZ AHAHHAHAH

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:17:09 PM »

hug:) hug:)Thanku manku punjaban te shano siso hug:) hug:)

╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:36:07 PM »

UR WELCOME SIS JI hug:)

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2008, 06:58:57 AM »

gollu giya schhol aur naya mahual tiyar ho giya
class ki teacher se golu ko piyar ho giya
is baat se sari class ka dil udass ho giya
sari class fail aur gollu pass ho giya.....

╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2008, 10:00:56 AM »

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum is baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehati,tum us baat pe wo kehati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

princeghuman · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2008, 01:46:09 PM »

confidence hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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