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Funny Videos / Funny Old Spice Commercials
« on: July 16, 2010, 11:29:59 AM »
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like


Old Spice | Questions

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Gup Shup / Miss Pooja da rate (price)
« on: July 13, 2010, 01:25:48 PM »
mera dost kenda one apne viah te Miss Pooja baloni. koi das sakda ohda show da ki rate chal rea es vele?

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Punjabi Stars / Gippy Grewal Interview (text)
« on: July 12, 2010, 04:09:16 PM »
Check out Gippy Grewal wallpapers in Punjabi Janta Gallery

Gippy Grewal Interview

Gippy Grewal, formally known as Rupinder Singh Grewal, has tasted success most village boys dream of. The untrained singer from small Punjabi village Koom Kalan near Ludhiana, now has a huge fan following. He entered the world of Bhangra with his first album Chak Lai. He has released four other solo albums, but it was his track Phulkari, a major hit of 2004-05, that launched his mainstream career. Since then, he has given us hits like Rakh Honsla, Adhiye Da Nasha, Halaat, Yar Mera, Sharabi and Mere Yaar Ne. He debuts as an actor in Mel Karade Rabba, a Punjabi comedy flick, which releases on July 16. He features on the multi-star album Makhna, which is out at the end of July and his solo album hits the market in September.

The one thing you’d always like to get as a gift?

Anything given with love.

Your favourite indoor and outdoor game?

Kabaddi and PlayStation.

If you had to spend one crore in a day, what would you do?

I would spend the maximum amount on myself and I would give the rest to charity.

Which villain or vamp do you identify with?

Rahul Mehra, the obsessed lover, played by Shahrukh Khan in Darr.

The craziest rumour you’ve heard about yourself?


That I was killed in a car accident.

The turning point of your life?

My song Phulkari from my third album.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Reaching new heights.

Do you think aliens exist?

I didn’t earlier, but I changed my mind when I started watching alien-oriented movies with my son.

Your best feature?

A mole on my cheek.

If you could have any superpower, which one would you choose?

The power to rectify all problems of the world.

Your good luck charm?

My three-year-old son.

One thing you’d like to change about yourself?

The way I over think things and lose my temper at times.

The most annoying celebrity?


Arjun Rampal. I’m not a fan of his acting.

Would you prefer a holiday at the beach or up in the mountains?

Beach.

Your biggest fear?

None. Although, I used to be afraid of the water as I didn’t know how to swim.

Party animal or homebody?

I was a party animal when I was younger, but now I enjoy time at home.

An obstacle you’ve overcome?

When I first entered the music industry, I didn’t know much about music and lacked professional training. People in the industry would make fun of me. So, I made it a point to work hard and prove myself.

Sweet or savory?

Sweet.

Your role model?

Kuldeep Manak.

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Gup Shup / Ki Babbu Maan fukra hai?
« on: July 01, 2010, 09:37:17 AM »
Babbu Maan bare loka de vakhre vakhre bichar aa
- koi kehnda babbu mann ik farishta ha te kai babbu de chele ne
- koi kenda eh fukrepan da badshah ha
- koyi kuch koyi kuch


tusi apni gal dasso, babbu mann kio fukra ha ja kio nai!!!!

285
Funny Videos / Dad Life Rap
« on: June 30, 2010, 11:03:05 AM »
bachewale PJ members lai

COTM - Dad Life

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Jokes Majaak / UN Poll to stop hunger
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:54:26 PM »
Last month, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world." The survey was a huge failure...

Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

South America they didn't know what "please" meant, and

the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

287
what a goal

Funny Ronaldo Goal (North Korea Game)

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Satinder Sartaj de Fan ne kuch ode lai likhea:

ਸਤਿੰਦਰ ਸਰਤਾਜ ਦੇ ਨਾਂਅ -ਹਰਮੇਲ ਪਰੀਤ


ਪਤਝੜ ਮਗਰੋਂ ਖਿੜੀ ਬਹਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।
ਜੁੱਗ ਜੁੱਗ ਜੀਵੇਂ ਸ਼ਾਲਾ ! ਯਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਤੂੰ ਸ਼ਾਇਰੀ ਦਾ ਭਰ ਵਗਦਾ ਦਰਿਆ ਸੱਜਣਾ,...
ਵਾਰਿਸ ਦਾ ਲਗਦੈਂ ਅਵਤਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਅੰਬਰਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਉੱਚੀ ਹੋਵੇ ਸ਼ਾਲਾ! ਪਰਵਾਜ਼ ਤੇਰੀ,
ਹਰ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਹੋਵੇਂ ਦਿਲਦਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਤੇਰੀ ਮਾਖਿਓਂ ਮਿੱਠੀ ਬੋਲੀ ਤੋਂ ਬਲਿਹਾਰੇ ਮੈਂ,
ਕਰਦਾ ਰਹੇਂ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ਰਸ਼ਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਸ਼ਬਦਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਜਦ ਸੁਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਪਿਰੋਵੇਂ ਬਹਿਕੇ,
ਚਿਹਰਾ ਗਾਇਕੀ ਦਾ ਦੇਵੇਂ ਨਿਖ਼ਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਮਹਿਫ਼ਲ ਵਿਚ ਆਵੇ ਨਾ ਚੱਲਕੇ ਸਾਈਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ?
ਧੁਰ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਲਵੇਂ ਜਦੋਂ ਪੁਕਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਗਾਇਕੀ ਦੇ 'ਸਿਰ' ਸਜਿਆ ਤੂੰ 'ਤਾਜ' ਸੁਨਰਿਹੀ ਏਂ,
ਲੱਚਰ ਗਾਇਕੀ ਸਾਹਵੇਂ ਵੰਗਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਜਦ ਛੋਹੇਂ ਕੋਈ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਪਰੀਤ ਕਹਾਣੀ ਤੂੰ,
ਸੱਚੇ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦਾ ਜਾਪੇਂ ਇਜ਼ਹਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਕਿਹੜਾ ਸਦਕੇ ਜਾਵੇ ਨਾ ਮਸਤ ਅਦਾਵਾਂ ਤੋਂ,
ਅੱਲੜਾ ਦੇ ਹਿਲਾਵੇਂ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਤਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਰੱਬ ਮਿਹਰ ਕਰੇ ਤੇ ਪੂਰੀ ਹੋਵੇ ਯਾਰਾ ਰੀਝ ਤੇਰੀ,
ਗਾਵੇਂ ਛੇਤੀ ਜਾ ਵਾਘਿਓਂ ਪਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

ਕਿਹੜੇ ਲਫ਼ਜ਼ਾਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਸਿਫਤ ਕਰਾਂ,
ਵਾਰਿਸ, ਬੁੱਲ੍ਹਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਦਰ ਯਾਰ ਸਤਿੰਦਰਾ ਤੂੰ।

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Pics / Nashey Khayo te Inaam Payo FREE
« on: June 09, 2010, 10:28:03 AM »
hun hovega asli mukabla


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News Khabran / Punjabi paying millions to become No 1 in Chandigarh
« on: June 01, 2010, 12:52:43 PM »
Paying millions to become No 1 in Chandigarh
Indo-Asian News Service
Chandigarh, May 24, 2010

It might take a lot to be No 1 in any sphere, but the Punjabi spirit of making it to the top by all means - including paying millions of rupees - is showing at least in getting the number '1' on their luxury vehicles.

Chandigarh resident Narinder Singh Shergill is the first one in the region to break the Rs 1 million (Rs 10 lakh) barrier to get the vehicle registration number of his choice - 0001.

Shergill's adventure in picking up the expensive number at an auction in Chandigarh last week - which cost him half the price of the Toyota Fortuner SUV that he recently bought for around Rs 2 million - may have earned him a few angry words from his wife but the proud owner of the number, CH-01AC-0001, has no regrets for paying a high price for the number.

"My wife did get angry when I went home after buying the number at the auction. I always wanted that number and for something that you really desire, the price does not remain important," said Shergill, who is an agriculturist now dealing in real estate.

"I was shocked initially when I learnt that he (Shergill) had bought the 0001 number at such a high cost. At this price, we could have bought another luxury car or two mid-segment cars," wife Jaskaran Kaur said.

Shergill had recently received compensation running into nearly Rs 20 million (Rs 2 crore) for a prime piece of land, 20 km from here in Punjab, which the government acquired for expansion of a national highway.

Shergill is certainly not the only one chasing 'VIP' numbers for high prices.

In recent years, nearly half a dozen people have paid up to half a million rupees to pick up the '0001' series number.

In Punjab's Jalandhar city, 150 km from here, a Delhi-based businessman, Pravin Chaudhary, bought the '0001' series number for his luxury Rs 20 million Bentley car for a whopping Rs 725,000 in August 2008.

The non-resident Indian (NRI) owner of a C-class Mercedes bought a VIP number - CH-04-0001 - for that price in April 2007. NRI from Britain, Santokh Singh, was able to get the better of nine other bidders as they tried their best to get the '0001' number in the newly launched series for Chandigarh.

The reserve price for the number was Rs 25,000. Any number of choice comes for a reserve price of Rs 5,000 to Rs 15,000 if it does not have more than one bidder.

"Earlier only influential people used to get hold of VIP numbers. Now, if you have the money and the intention, it's yours for the taking," said businessman Vikram Singh.

The craze for VIP numbers has been quite evident in the last 5-6 years when the open auctioning of these registration numbers started in Chandigarh.

The highest-ever bid made for any number was Rs.505,000 two years ago for the CH-03-U-0001 series.

The registration and licencing authority (RLA) here has been generating a lot of revenue - running into a few millions - for the government though the sale of numbers.

Chandigarh has the distinction of having one of the highest densities of motor vehicles in the country.

For a population of just over 1.1 million, there are over 650,000 registered vehicles.

However, the VIP numbers do not always fetch such high stakes.

In a previous registration series launched for Chandigarh (CH-03-Z-0001), the number went for just Rs 85,000 as there were not too many bidders for the last alphabet (Z) of the 'CH-03' series.

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Lyrics / Baljit Malwa - Mauja Lyrics
« on: May 28, 2010, 10:26:19 AM »
babal sada jaan tod k karda riha kamaian c,
sada kam c bule vadna aisha khuub udaian c,
bhora fikar nai c hunda jado schoole parde c,
poori tohr shokini la k jado collega parde c,
aj khali jeba jo rehndian c nota nal bharian,
ooo moujan bhulnian nai jo bapu de sir te karian...



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Tech Lounge / Dyson's bladeless fan
« on: May 27, 2010, 02:26:38 PM »
Dyson, inventor of bag-less vacuum and super-fast hand drier, has invented the blade-less fan:

Our New Dyson Fan



How it works:
The Dyson fan has a conventional motor and fan blade in the base. The air flows from the base into the upper ring structure. No magic there. The magic is in the ring structure, where the air flows out a slit around the front edge of the ring. Here a process called inducement is put to work. The air flowing out of the slit recruits surrounding air because of the configuration of the slit. So now there is more air flowing through the ring structure than there would be from the base fan alone. Dyson claims that inducement creates a 15x amplification in airflow. Hence the name “Dyson Air Multiplier”.

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News Khabran / Thirst for knowledge may be opium craving
« on: May 26, 2010, 11:17:37 AM »
Jede PJ lok knowledge section nu pasand karde, ona lai khabar:


'Thirst for knowledge' may be opium craving
src: http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2006-06/uosc-fk062006.php

The brain's reward for getting a concept is a shot of natural opiates
Neuroscientists have proposed a simple explanation for the pleasure of grasping a new concept: The brain is getting its fix.

The "click" of comprehension triggers a biochemical cascade that rewards the brain with a shot of natural opium-like substances, said Irving Biederman of the University of Southern California. He presents his theory in an invited article in the latest issue of American Scientist.

"While you're trying to understand a difficult theorem, it's not fun," said Biederman, professor of neuroscience in the USC College of Letters, Arts and Sciences.

"But once you get it, you just feel fabulous."

The brain's craving for a fix motivates humans to maximize the rate at which they absorb knowledge, he said.

"I think we're exquisitely tuned to this as if we're junkies, second by second."

Biederman hypothesized that knowledge addiction has strong evolutionary value because mate selection correlates closely with perceived intelligence.

Only more pressing material needs, such as hunger, can suspend the quest for knowledge, he added.

The same mechanism is involved in the aesthetic experience, Biederman said, providing a neurological explanation for the pleasure we derive from art.

"This account may provide a plausible and very simple mechanism for aesthetic and perceptual and cognitive curiosity."

Biederman's theory was inspired by a widely ignored 25-year-old finding that mu-opioid receptors – binding sites for natural opiates – increase in density along the ventral visual pathway, a part of the brain involved in image recognition and processing.

The receptors are tightly packed in the areas of the pathway linked to comprehension and interpretation of images, but sparse in areas where visual stimuli first hit the cortex.

Biederman's theory holds that the greater the neural activity in the areas rich in opioid receptors, the greater the pleasure.

In a series of functional magnetic resonance imaging trials with human volunteers exposed to a wide variety of images, Biederman's research group found that strongly preferred images prompted the greatest fMRI activity in more complex areas of the ventral visual pathway. (The data from the studies are being submitted for publication.)

Biederman also found that repeated viewing of an attractive image lessened both the rating of pleasure and the activity in the opioid-rich areas. In his article, he explains this familiar experience with a neural-network model termed "competitive learning."

In competitive learning (also known as "Neural Darwinism"), the first presentation of an image activates many neurons, some strongly and a greater number only weakly.

With repetition of the image, the connections to the strongly activated neurons grow in strength. But the strongly activated neurons inhibit their weakly activated neighbors, causing a net reduction in activity. This reduction in activity, Biederman's research shows, parallels the decline in the pleasure felt during repeated viewing.

"One advantage of competitive learning is that the inhibited neurons are now free to code for other stimulus patterns," Biederman writes.

This preference for novel concepts also has evolutionary value, he added.

"The system is essentially designed to maximize the rate at which you acquire new but interpretable [understandable] information. Once you have acquired the information, you best spend your time learning something else.

"There's this incredible selectivity that we show in real time. Without thinking about it, we pick out experiences that are richly interpretable but novel."

The theory, while currently tested only in the visual system, likely applies to other senses, Biederman said.

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Tech Lounge / What PJ looked like back in the day
« on: May 24, 2010, 02:47:29 PM »
Remember when the internet started, here's how Punjabi Janta looked at that time.

Totally cool!

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tusi sade jaande hovonge ke Miss Pooja bahut klakara nal gaundi hai. par tusi shayad eh nahi jande oh kio jane khane, gali-ghum-kalakaaran naal gaundi. mein aj tuade sarea agge eh raaz kholan lagga.

asal vich jado Miss Pooja mashoor hoi, ik insaan da hath si ohde piche. Oh insan ne Miss Pooja naal contract keeta si ke Miss Pooja nu oh harek kalakar nal gana pena jenu oh kahuga. Miss Pooja es jaal vich eni fasi, ke bichari nu nahaun da sama ni milda, par geet gaun da sama dena penda (mazak).

Ki eh Miss Pooja nal galt hoya? Ik choti jai Miss Pooja nu ene gane goney pende?

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Jokes Majaak / Johnny Johnny Yes Papa in Punjabi
« on: May 19, 2010, 11:11:24 AM »
Baby Baby Yes mama poem ka Punjabi version


Kaakay Kaakay!
Haan Babay


Phak lay Cheeni
Na baybay

Jhoot Marda
Na beybay

Lahwan Jutti
Na beyBay

Khol Moonh
HAHAHAHA



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Pics / Punjab Police on Duty - Hard Working Pics
« on: May 14, 2010, 04:05:27 PM »
tang na kareyo ehna nu, nahi ta kam kharab hoju


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Pics / Bullet te Babey
« on: May 14, 2010, 02:10:46 PM »
behke dekh jawana, babey bullet chalonde ne...
ho bullet chlonde ne, otey kaliya aenka launde ne...


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Lyrics / Imran Khan - Bewafa Lyrics (Amplifier)
« on: May 05, 2010, 03:50:02 PM »
Imran Khan - Bewafa

Download while you read: http://punjabijanta.com/tpmod/?dl=item2036

Gal Sun Mere tu mutiyare,
Ki samjhe apne aap nu?
Mere vangaro tu Ki ki kardi,
ae gal bus tu hi jandi,
Menu sufayan pesh na kar,
rab kolo thora jeha durr!!
Sikh ja ke pyar karne de val,
jhoote sang sade ik ik pal.

Bewafaaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai ti,
Ni jhootha pyar jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu.
Bewafaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai tu,
ni jhootha pyar, jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu!!

Jado nere mere kol tu hove,
yaadaan vichh door tu khove.
Sanu sadni ae naa oda leke,
tenu pende ode phuleke.
Menu kuch kendi na hun lor,
mera dil torke tu na hun tor,
yaa tere chaida na ho,
saade pyar di nishaniyat tu mor.

Bewafaaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai ti,
Ni jhootha pyar jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu.
Bewafaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai tu,
ni jhootha pyar, jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu!!

Mere zindagi’ch kyu tu ayi?
yaari kyu ni tu nibhayi?
Kiti sadi naal bewafayi,
sanu de kuriyee jawaab?
dus de keri gul di,
sanu deriyee sazaaaa??
Rowe gi menu yaad karke,
rowe gi menu yaad karke!!

Bewafaaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai ti,
Ni jhootha pyar, jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu.
Bewafaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai tu,
ni jhootha pyar, jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu!!

Bewafaaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai ti,
Ni jhootha pyar jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tu.
Bewafaaa bewafaaa,
bewafa nikli hai tu,
ni jhootha pyar, jhootha pyar,
jhoota pyar kita hai tuu!!

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News Khabran / PZ10 is on sale
« on: May 04, 2010, 01:17:44 PM »
As you may all know, the famous Punjabi site, PZ10.com has gone bankrupt and it is on sale. Here's the message on their homepage:

Quote
PZ10 HAS BEEN SHUTDOWN. IT WAS HONOUR TO SERVE YOU ALL PEOPLE. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE SHIP HAS SANK !!!!. ITS FOR SALE.SEND YOUR BID AT EMAIL FROM PZ10 STAFF contact us at support@pz10.com


I guess that's what you get for mass pirating Punjabi music... lol!

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