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Jokes Majaak / wife bache ki potty
« on: September 05, 2014, 03:49:11 PM »
Wife bache ki potty test karwane gayi.
Doctor : "Ye potty nahi halwa hai"
Biwi- "ek phone kar loon??"
Doctor : "kyon?"
Biwi : "unko batana hai ki vo lunch ke saath galat dabba le gaye hain"

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Jokes Majaak / Indian wife sanskar
« on: August 22, 2014, 10:41:38 PM »
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
"Sun Gadhe"
nahi bolti
Isliye wo short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hai

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ਵਿਦਿਆ 'ਵੀਚਾਰੀ' ਨੂੰ 'ਵਿਚਾਰੀ' ਹੈ ਬਣਾ ਦਿਤਾ,
ਪੰਡ ਚੱਕ ਡਿਗਰੀਆਂ ਦੀ, ਸੜਕਾਂ ਤੇ ਰੁਲਾ ਦਿਤਾ,
ਚੜਦੇ ਨੇ ਟੈਂਕੀਆਂ ਤੇ, ਹੱਕ ਲਈ "ਦਰੋਣਾਚਾਰੀ",
ਅੱਗ ਲਾ ਜਿਸਮਾਂ ਨੂੰ, ਸਵਾਹ ਸੀ ਬਣਾ ਦਿਤਾ,
ਕਿਸ ਜਹਾਦ ਦੀ ਹਾਮੀ, ਅਸੀ ਭਰ ਰਿਹੇ ਹਾਂ?
ਜਮਾਨਾ ਬਦਲ ਗਿਆ , ਅਸੀ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰ ਰਿਹੇ ਹਾਂ?

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Jokes Majaak / Meri ik gal yaad rakheyo...
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:19:27 AM »
Sare ik gall meri hamesha yadh rakheo
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Train kade penchar ni hundi :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Ladka ekdam tere jaisa dikhta hai
« on: July 29, 2014, 10:15:16 AM »
Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya!
Dost: Yaar bunty, Tera ladka ekdam tere jaisa dikhta hai.
Bunty: Aabay Saaley dheere bol marvaiga kya, Kaamwali ka ladka hai, ghar me khelne aya hai...!!

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Jokes Majaak / Agar Basanti ki Mausi, Thakur ko rakhi bandhe...
« on: July 28, 2014, 04:37:38 PM »
Agar Basanti ki Mausi, Thakur ko rakhi bandhe to Basanti aur Thakur Ka kya RISHTA hua ?
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Apna Apna kaam karo koi rishta nahin banta kyunki Thakur ke haath nahin the :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudi Saheli te Munde Saheli da Farak
« on: July 16, 2014, 08:44:35 AM »
ਕੁੜੀ ਫੋਨ ਕਰੇ ਜੇ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ !!
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ਯਾਰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੀ "help" ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਆ
ਪਹਿਲੀ ਕੁੜੀ "ਮੈ ਥੋੜਾ ਕੰਮ ਚੱਲੀ ਕਿਤੇ ਆ"
ਦੂਜੀ ਕੁੜੀ "ਯਾਰ ਮੈ ਥੋੜਾ "busy" ਆ"
ਤੀਜੀ ਕੁੜੀ "ਤੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ
ਕੰਮ ਆਈ ਆ ਕਦੀ"
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ਮੁੰਡਾ ਫੋਨ ਕਰੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ........
ਯਾਰ ਜੱਲਦੀ ਆ ਪੰਗਾ ਪੈ ਗਿਆ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾਲ
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਦੋਸਤ "ਦੱਸ
ਕਿੰਨੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਭੇਜਾ"
ਦੂਜਾ ਦੋਸਤ "ਵੱਡ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਦਾ ਗੇ"
ਤੀਜਾ ਦੋਸਤ "ਮੈਨੂੰ ਦੱਸ ਕੋਣ ਆ ੳ ਜਿੰਨੇ
ਸਾਡੇ ਭਰਾ ਵੱਲ ਅੱਖ ਚਕ ਕੇ ਵੇਖਿਆ

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Jokes Majaak / You should get married...
« on: May 22, 2014, 01:03:03 PM »
Marriages in INDIA...!!

1. You are getting old. You should get married.

2. You are going bald/ growing fat/becoming ugly. You should get married.

3. All your friends are married. You should get married.

4. You are getting bored. You should get married.

5. School done. College done. Job done. What else is to be done? You should get married.

6. Late marriage means late kids. You should get married.

7. But how will younger siblings get married? You should get married.

8. Sharma Uncle, Verma Aunty and all other relatives keep asking all kinds of questions. You should get married.

9. Its our duty and responsibility. You should get married.

10. Its Great Great Grandparents last wish. You should get married.!!

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gau grib lai khrna kam sardara da
OFFICIAL VIDEO - DILJIT DOSANJH - WORK OF WARRIORS - DHARAM SEVA RECORDS

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ki sochde a?

Harbhajan Singh - Ek Suneha - Goyal Music - Official Song HD


Singer : Harbhajan Singh
Music : Tejwant Kittu
Directed, Lyrics & Conceived By : Sanjay Glory

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Tech Lounge / Skype free worldwide calls for 1 month
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:14:27 AM »
aa lo mitro aj hi promotion niklia
free skype worldwide calls
bas 27 dina bch bch cancel kardeo te subscription fer b chaldi rau

http://www.skype.com/intl/en-us/prices/subscriptions/unlimited-world

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Religous Videos / Jassi Jasraj - Tezaab 1984 (Ik Ardaas)
« on: September 28, 2012, 02:42:40 PM »
17 minta bch kehar sunagia

Tezaab-1984 Ik Ardaas:Jassi Jasraj HD 2012

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Tech Lounge / No Place Like Home Shoes - GPS Equipped
« on: September 19, 2012, 03:32:13 PM »
hun tuanu ghar shoes dasuge kida jana

No Place Like Home on Vimeo

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Cars / How to break Traffic Jams
« on: September 04, 2012, 03:34:50 PM »
good tips for big city drivers

Breaking Up a Traffic Jam! - Video

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Cars / Ultimate Urban Car Playground San Francisco
« on: July 09, 2012, 02:24:17 PM »
DC SHOES: KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA FIVE: ULTIMATE URBAN PLAYGROUND; SAN FRANCISCO

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Tech Lounge / Samsung Smart Window
« on: July 05, 2012, 12:59:28 PM »
khirki wala computer

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Tech Lounge / Google Jelly Bean Voice commands
« on: July 03, 2012, 10:05:12 AM »

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Lyrics / Funny Sad Songs Lyrics
« on: June 22, 2012, 12:48:38 PM »
lol kade kade song bhave ronda hove hasa onda renda

ah suno kalm kuldeep paras ne gaia

pa sade nal bhulgiaen yaari
changi na ve kiti marhi
eda sdma hoa ki dasie tutgai yaari da
sang hanjuan de behna gijj gia larh fulkari da
- fulkari

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Tech Lounge / Microsoft Surface Tablet
« on: June 19, 2012, 09:39:30 AM »
trying to give ipad competition
Surface by Microsoft

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