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PJ Games / Re: Ek Rupeyaa Labbo
« on: August 17, 2010, 08:25:03 AM »
Ek baar 3 dost Santa, Banta and Harbans shahar nu jande hun, dupehar nu ohna nu bhukh lagdi hai ta 3ne ek hotel vich jande ne te lunch da order dinde hun, lunch karn to baad....

Santa waiter nu : bill le ke aao..

waiter : ji aah lao tuhada 45Rs. da bill banya,

hun 3ne dost 15-15 Rs paunde hun.... santa 15, banta 15, Harbans 15, eh ban gaye 15*3 = 45 ,

santa waiter nu aah le 45Rs.

oh 3ne uthh ke jaan lagde aa ta waitor dobara fir ohna kol aa ke kehnda ke galti naal tuhanu 45Rs das ho gaye tuhada bill 40Rs banya hai, aah lao 5Rs bakaya.

oh 3ne waiter di imaandari karke usnu 2Rs tip de dinde hun te baki 3Rs aapis vich 1Rs 1Rs karke rakh lende hun.

hun ohna ne 15+15+15=45 Rs paye si te 3Rs vapis len naal hun ohna de paise challe 14+14+14=42 waiter nu tip ditti 2Rs di, es tarah 42+2=44

1Rupeyaa kithhe geya.... :whew: :whew: :whew: :wait: :wait:



bhai jehra tu kehna  14 14 14 rupee de ke 2 rupee di tip ditti.tip tan ohna 42 rupiyan ch ah ghai.3 rupee ohna kol bache.sareya ne ik ik le lia.

962
Gup Shup / Re: pj vale di farmish puriii karooo
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:21:16 AM »
MANN SAHIB IS BOLING JHOOTH COZ ITS NOT HIS PICTURE...I HAVE SEEN HIM...THAT IS NOT HIS PICTURE..I KNOW THAT..I DONT WHY HE'S LIEING TO U GUYS... /:) /:)AND IM 101% RIGHT KE EH MANN SAHIB DI PHOTO NAI HAIGI..

Tuhanu kaun kehnda meri photo ni oh.

963
Gup Shup / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: August 16, 2010, 02:55:39 AM »
Bade khat pae
Sohne sajna nu
Ajje tak ni
koi Jawab ayia
Ja fil kalam tutti
Te ja shahi mukki
Ta ja fer rab ne
Kagja da kaal payia
Ja fir dakiye di
Sari dak rudh ghai
Ja fir dakkhane vich bhuchal ayia
Rab mehar kare eho jahe sajna te
Jihnu yarra da vi ni khial ayia
O likh likh pawa chithiyannnnn
Hove pyar tan uttar koi aveee
likh likh pawa chithiyannnnn
Hove pyar tan uttar koi aveee
Oh todh todh khan raat nu
Mennu apni manji de paweeeee
Oh patti jahi jindari assa
Yarro beth ke gamma de nal sitti
Sohne jahe malook jatt neee
Jind yaar de hawele kitti
Sohne jahe malook jatt neee
Jind yaar de hawele kitti

964
Introductions / New Friends / Re: happy birthday mr. brar
« on: August 15, 2010, 04:00:57 PM »
mubarka gabrua tennu tere janamdin dyian.

965
PJ Games / Re: Competition - Gana Gao Apni Awaz Wich
« on: August 15, 2010, 03:28:08 PM »
meri entry delete entry list ch kyun?

966
Pics / Re: Mann Sahib comes to rob PJ Store
« on: August 15, 2010, 01:49:07 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

967
News Khabran / 15 August- India Day
« on: August 14, 2010, 03:50:55 PM »



Happy Independence Day

968
Ok ah hun bhai.

969
bolan nu janta apne ghar bhaut kush boldi ah.wadiya kitta tussi ohnu ban kar ta.

970
Gup Shup / Re: Ma nhi auna hun pj te
« on: August 12, 2010, 03:47:16 AM »
yaar ki nikki jahi ghal c te tu ki bana reha ah.ghal da beh ke fensla karo tan edda kush nahi hona.tu jehra chad ke challa ehda ki matlab?

971
Complaints / Re: why tEr4_y4nky_J4tT_t4LLi has been banned???
« on: August 12, 2010, 03:42:30 AM »
satshriakal g
tEr4_y4nky_J4tT_t4LLi
eh user di ip n id kyo ban kiti gayi :waitin: :waitin:
he didnt did anything :woried: :woried: :woried:
nd for 100%sure its not ravi gill /:) /:) /:) /:)
hez from us
plz  :help:
tnkuju



lado tennu pakka patta eh ravi gill ni.je tu 101% sure ah ke eh ravi gill ni ehde ware kush das.
chal je nahi patta tan ehdi id unban kardinne ah.par tu garanty lenni ke eh koi bura kam ni karugha?

972
PJ Games / Re: PJ Hall Of Shame
« on: August 11, 2010, 08:40:57 AM »


Ehne besharam munde ne ki roz mere tau besharmi da award mangde ne.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Gana Gao Apni Awaz Wich
« on: August 11, 2010, 07:44:19 AM »
mera pehla gana cut deo.nawa pao

974
PJ Games / Re: Competition - Gana Gao Apni Awaz Wich
« on: August 11, 2010, 07:32:05 AM »
ag gana main te muskan ne gayia ah

http://punjabijanta.com/tpmod/?dl=item3913

975
PJ Games / Re: Competition - Gana Gao Apni Awaz Wich
« on: August 11, 2010, 06:10:45 AM »

976
PJ Games / Re: PJ Hall Of Shame
« on: August 11, 2010, 05:42:13 AM »
fil hal tan kisse di ni.mennu laghda tuhadi wari ah hun  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

977
ki chad deva yaar .... majak limited huna a theek a na....

tere varge nu keha ohne ....

mai koi javak nae haiga .....j eve he chalu pj nu sat shri akal a apni ..


mai ethe bezti karvaun nae ayia haiga .....ve kudiyan galat boln mai chup karke baith ke dekhi java ......

Bhai inna gussa ni karida.yarr jehre topik Pj games Ja fun shun ch bane ah oh mazak te fun karn nu hi bane ah.main manda mazak hamesha hadh ch reh ke hi karna chaida. tu ah pj nu shadan shadaun wali ghal na kar.

978
bahut vadiya maan ji.... keep it up

hun ah ghai samaj jehri pehla ni ayi c

979
Birthdays / Re: happy bday mehak sis
« on: August 11, 2010, 04:54:28 AM »
agli waar shyed assi ethe hoiye hee na..


tussi howo ja na par main tuhanu jaroor kahangha

980
Introductions / New Friends / Re: Happy Birthday jatti killa4nia di
« on: August 11, 2010, 04:53:41 AM »
Janam din dyian bhaut bhaut mubarka hon tuhanu

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