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961
« on: August 17, 2010, 08:25:03 AM »
Ek baar 3 dost Santa, Banta and Harbans shahar nu jande hun, dupehar nu ohna nu bhukh lagdi hai ta 3ne ek hotel vich jande ne te lunch da order dinde hun, lunch karn to baad....
Santa waiter nu : bill le ke aao..
waiter : ji aah lao tuhada 45Rs. da bill banya,
hun 3ne dost 15-15 Rs paunde hun.... santa 15, banta 15, Harbans 15, eh ban gaye 15*3 = 45 ,
santa waiter nu aah le 45Rs.
oh 3ne uthh ke jaan lagde aa ta waitor dobara fir ohna kol aa ke kehnda ke galti naal tuhanu 45Rs das ho gaye tuhada bill 40Rs banya hai, aah lao 5Rs bakaya.
oh 3ne waiter di imaandari karke usnu 2Rs tip de dinde hun te baki 3Rs aapis vich 1Rs 1Rs karke rakh lende hun.
hun ohna ne 15+15+15=45 Rs paye si te 3Rs vapis len naal hun ohna de paise challe 14+14+14=42 waiter nu tip ditti 2Rs di, es tarah 42+2=44
1Rupeyaa kithhe geya.... : : : :wait: :wait:
bhai jehra tu kehna 14 14 14 rupee de ke 2 rupee di tip ditti.tip tan ohna 42 rupiyan ch ah ghai.3 rupee ohna kol bache.sareya ne ik ik le lia.
962
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:21:16 AM »
MANN SAHIB IS BOLING JHOOTH COZ ITS NOT HIS PICTURE...I HAVE SEEN HIM...THAT IS NOT HIS PICTURE..I KNOW THAT..I DONT WHY HE'S LIEING TO U GUYS... /:) /:)AND IM 101% RIGHT KE EH MANN SAHIB DI PHOTO NAI HAIGI..
Tuhanu kaun kehnda meri photo ni oh.
963
« on: August 16, 2010, 02:55:39 AM »
Bade khat pae Sohne sajna nu Ajje tak ni koi Jawab ayia Ja fil kalam tutti Te ja shahi mukki Ta ja fer rab ne Kagja da kaal payia Ja fir dakiye di Sari dak rudh ghai Ja fir dakkhane vich bhuchal ayia Rab mehar kare eho jahe sajna te Jihnu yarra da vi ni khial ayia O likh likh pawa chithiyannnnn Hove pyar tan uttar koi aveee likh likh pawa chithiyannnnn Hove pyar tan uttar koi aveee Oh todh todh khan raat nu Mennu apni manji de paweeeee Oh patti jahi jindari assa Yarro beth ke gamma de nal sitti Sohne jahe malook jatt neee Jind yaar de hawele kitti Sohne jahe malook jatt neee Jind yaar de hawele kitti
964
« on: August 15, 2010, 04:00:57 PM »
mubarka gabrua tennu tere janamdin dyian.
965
« on: August 15, 2010, 03:28:08 PM »
meri entry delete entry list ch kyun?
966
« on: August 15, 2010, 01:49:07 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
967
« on: August 14, 2010, 03:50:55 PM »
Happy Independence Day
968
« on: August 14, 2010, 03:17:37 PM »
Ok ah hun bhai.
969
« on: August 13, 2010, 05:49:55 PM »
bolan nu janta apne ghar bhaut kush boldi ah.wadiya kitta tussi ohnu ban kar ta.
970
« on: August 12, 2010, 03:47:16 AM »
yaar ki nikki jahi ghal c te tu ki bana reha ah.ghal da beh ke fensla karo tan edda kush nahi hona.tu jehra chad ke challa ehda ki matlab?
971
« on: August 12, 2010, 03:42:30 AM »
satshriakal g tEr4_y4nky_J4tT_t4LLi eh user di ip n id kyo ban kiti gayi :waitin: :waitin: he didnt did anything :woried: :woried: :woried: nd for 100%sure its not ravi gill /:) /:) /:) /:) hez from us plz : tnkuju
lado tennu pakka patta eh ravi gill ni.je tu 101% sure ah ke eh ravi gill ni ehde ware kush das. chal je nahi patta tan ehdi id unban kardinne ah.par tu garanty lenni ke eh koi bura kam ni karugha?
972
« on: August 11, 2010, 08:40:57 AM »
Ehne besharam munde ne ki roz mere tau besharmi da award mangde ne.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
973
« on: August 11, 2010, 07:44:19 AM »
mera pehla gana cut deo.nawa pao
974
« on: August 11, 2010, 07:32:05 AM »
975
« on: August 11, 2010, 06:10:45 AM »
976
« on: August 11, 2010, 05:42:13 AM »
fil hal tan kisse di ni.mennu laghda tuhadi wari ah hun :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
977
« on: August 11, 2010, 05:41:26 AM »
ki chad deva yaar .... majak limited huna a theek a na....
tere varge nu keha ohne ....
mai koi javak nae haiga .....j eve he chalu pj nu sat shri akal a apni ..
mai ethe bezti karvaun nae ayia haiga .....ve kudiyan galat boln mai chup karke baith ke dekhi java ......
Bhai inna gussa ni karida.yarr jehre topik Pj games Ja fun shun ch bane ah oh mazak te fun karn nu hi bane ah.main manda mazak hamesha hadh ch reh ke hi karna chaida. tu ah pj nu shadan shadaun wali ghal na kar.
978
« on: August 11, 2010, 05:00:05 AM »
bahut vadiya maan ji.... keep it up
hun ah ghai samaj jehri pehla ni ayi c
979
« on: August 11, 2010, 04:54:28 AM »
agli waar shyed assi ethe hoiye hee na..
tussi howo ja na par main tuhanu jaroor kahangha
980
« on: August 11, 2010, 04:53:41 AM »
Janam din dyian bhaut bhaut mubarka hon tuhanu
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