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Shayari / hanju hi muk gaye ne....
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:34:01 AM »
Kuj palka utte ruk gaye ne,
kuj gallan utte suk gaye ne,
oh kehnde tainu koi dukh nahi vicharhan da,
main kive dassa k hun hanju hi mere muk gaye ne...

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Jokes Majaak / 30 rs. de k gana
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:29:36 AM »
Jhanda- Yaar kal main tenu kini vaar phone kita pur tu chukiya kyn nhi?
Chatra- kyn chukan, jehda main 30 Rs. de k ganna lagwaya hai ohnu tera baapu sunuga.:D :D

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Jokes Majaak / Couple on a date...
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:27:18 AM »
Couple On A Date:::::::-

Night was dark,
Moon was high.
Boy stopped bike,
Girl asked Why.
He came close,
She felt shy.
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Boy Said :- Chal Uttar, Dhakka Laga Heroin Petrol Muk Gya.

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Jokes Majaak / good teacher AND best teacher
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:19:12 AM »
A good teacher is 1 who tells u to study hard,
But the best teacher is 1 who stands outside the exam hall and shout: Oye kanjro flying aa gyi, Parchiyan kha jao. :P :P

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Jokes Majaak / serious advice
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:14:28 AM »
take my advice seriously friends.

.Shashtro Me Likha Hai-
Pati-Patni 1 Hi Gadi Ke 2 Pahiye Hai,
Dono Me Se 1 v Kharab Ho Jaye
To Gadi Nahi Chal Sakti Hai..
Moral-
Spare Wheel Rakhna shuroo karo.... jiii

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Jokes Majaak / Ye daulat bhi lelo......
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:13:14 AM »
Jagjit singh sings:
"Ye Daulat bi lelo
"Ye Shohrat Bi lelo?
.
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TAU::::- Iski Aurat bi Lelo. Bhai...lagta he Sanyaas lene ki soch raha hai..Bahut Prechhan lagta he Vichara...:-))

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Shayari / Oh mainu dekhi jandi c
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:11:02 AM »
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Shayari / pasand...
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:08:04 AM »
Use barish pasand h aur mujhe baris me wo,,,
use hasna pasand he aur mujhe hansti hui wo,,,
use chup na rahna pasand h aur mujhe bolti hui wo,,,
use taare pasand h aur mujhe taro k bich wo,,,,
bas khata ye ho gyi ki main kabhi use pasand na aaya,
aur mujhe pasand ayi to sirf wo....

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Shayari / ToHr
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:04:44 AM »
ਤੇਰੀ GaLi ਵਿਚੋ ਲੰਗਦਾ ਸੀ ਮੈ ਪੁਰੀ ToHr ਨਾਲ __
ਤੂੰ ਮੇਰਾ 1_ਸਾਲ 3_ਮਹੀਨੇਂ ਖਰਾਬ ਕਰਤੇ ਤੇ ਫੱਸ ਗਈ ਕਿਸੇ ਹੋਰ ਨਾਲ;

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Jokes Majaak / something common
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:02:24 AM »
Common between RAM, SHIV, BUDDHA, JESUS and GURU NANAK DEV?
Santa- All were born on GOVERNMENT HOLIDAYS!!!!
Vadde log, Vaddiyan gallan.
:D

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Pics / Re: addidas di bori
« on: February 16, 2011, 02:20:13 PM »
hahahha..............adidas brand ambassador
marka  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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hasde rah dosto

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ਥੱਲੇ ਮੁਰਦੇ ਨੇ
« on: February 10, 2011, 01:38:39 AM »
haha hasde raho mitro

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SUPPLY
« on: February 10, 2011, 01:36:40 AM »
supply means supplimentary........baki kudian di supply ghatt hi aundi hundi aa tan krke tuhanu nhi pta hna supply da
suppy mean i didt get it... :help:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SUPPLY
« on: February 10, 2011, 01:35:32 AM »
hahah ashfaq bhai lutteya gya yaar main tan...........
chit ni padhai vich lgda hun tan
hahahhahah...tere nall idha ee hona see :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: best friend's advice
« on: February 10, 2011, 01:34:25 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / Re: "RaMu" ਨੇ ਫਸਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਆ__
« on: February 10, 2011, 01:33:35 AM »
haha    22 lgda kalla hath ni laaya hona fir tan puri jaffi paayi honi
22 HAS KE SAARNA AA JADO ANGREJI AA UDA ADA AAUNDA NHI KI JAWAB DEVA AA HI 2 3  WORDS AAUNDE THNX WELCOME GOOD......


BAAKI AA JEHRI GAL KAHI AA FER GOOD AA HATH LAUN TO BINA KAKA HO GYA KOI HOR LA GYA HOU :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / Re: "RaMu" ਨੇ ਫਸਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਆ__
« on: February 08, 2011, 08:28:07 AM »
haha.............22 ji has k hi saarta tusi v.......

akhe...sadi jaan te bani aa tera hasa ho gya
       asin hath v na laya tere kaka ho gya

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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Shayari / Re: "RaMu" ਨੇ ਫਸਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਆ__
« on: February 08, 2011, 07:54:06 AM »
ehton agge greji muk jandi aa ji...........

tusi das dey welcome da jwab ki deyida

WELCOME VEER JI

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Jokes Majaak / Re: best friend's advice
« on: February 08, 2011, 07:51:51 AM »
tusi v hass lao ji

 :excited: :excited: :excited:
haso haso mittro :P

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