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Jokes Majaak / Re: Re: Sardar
« on: April 22, 2014, 01:42:52 PM »
vishu bete...papa da mjak ni udayi'da... chlo sorry bolo

admin veer.. request benti aa please yaar je rules bnaye ne tan follow v kraya kro..

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Shayari / Re: Must read lol siraa he lata
« on: January 19, 2013, 04:17:57 AM »
Hahaha sirraa laata jma..

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Fun Time / Re: Dialogues of Hindi Cinema ...
« on: January 19, 2013, 04:09:43 AM »
Main jo kehta hun..vo main krta hun.. Aur jo main nahi kehta.. vo main definitely krta hun.. Rathooooorrre

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Knowledge / Re: Beautiful lines by Guru Granth Sahib
« on: January 06, 2013, 04:08:16 AM »
Aah sheyar pehlan v parheya lgda kite.. Pls Guru Granth Sahib Ji da panna no. jrur mention kro je eh lines Guru Granth Sahib Ji chon translated ne..

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Bohat vadhia story c 22 and sach v aa

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 1 min. without you
« on: December 14, 2012, 08:15:53 AM »
Hahahaha...fir kudi da jwaab ki c

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Fun Time / Re: wat is ths pyar ???
« on: December 09, 2012, 11:28:24 AM »
Oh 22 aje tak pta tan mainu v ni laggeya..

bapu dassda c badi kutti cheej hundi aa eh
mainu hje tak love da matlab nhi pta

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Lagda tainu pta kudiye changi tran ehda matlab..
JIS DIN HO GEYA KISE NAAL LAG  JANA PATA

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22 aena gussa changa ni hunda sehat vaaste
:wait:   ki chlda v ethe  ki pyar pyar laai  aa  challo bhajjjo etho :superhappy:

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muh ch juban chooran chattan nu laayi aa rabb be :P :P :P

:love: :blush: 8-> :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kanjar khaana
« on: December 09, 2012, 11:18:11 AM »
lammepaao....................
Ik Aashiq ne chand to puchea-"Mera mehboob kida da hai?"

Chand bolea:- PEhli gal mai tere peo da naukar nhi..:x

Duji gal eni dooru kuch nyi dikhda..

..Teesri gal,eh kanjar khaana zameen tak hi rkhea kro.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: canada
« on: December 09, 2012, 11:16:21 AM »
mera tan haasa ni ruk reha

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Complaints / Re: Meri Post in Pics Section deleted
« on: December 09, 2012, 11:06:22 AM »
Bhaaji ik query aa

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Help & Suggestions / Re: req for signature created by simar
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:57:06 AM »
Koi mainu v bna ke de deyo vadhia jeha signature

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Complaints / Re: Meri Post in Pics Section deleted
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:55:01 AM »
hallllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! eh kidddaaan  ho gya 22....

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Thank you veere tera bohat bohat...mera tan blood ghat geya c dekh k....

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Complaints / Meri Post in Pics Section deleted (resolved)
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:50:20 AM »
Admin 22 ji aah tan dhakka.... je tuhade hundeyan saadian posts delete hongian tan thonu votan paun da te electiona chon jitaun da ki faida....

masan adha ghanta la k photo search maari c net ton,,,fir upload kiti ethe..aena kharcha ho gya mera..te post hi ni labh rhi kithe gayi... main keha FIR baad ch daraj karaunga pehlan tuhanu itlaah de devan..  :help: :help: :help: :help: :help:

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Jokes Majaak / SAB FADHE JAAAAANGE!!!!!!
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:27:33 AM »
Saaleyo hor lao pange....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti da new essay on cow
« on: December 09, 2012, 09:03:34 AM »
Please read at ur own risk u may forget ur english by the time you finish reading this.


"He is the cow, He has got four legs together.
Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk
Which come from 4 taps attached to the basement...
Its motion is very useful, Green color
used to paste on the wall.
It has a tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as vehicle also !!!
Therefore cow rocks..... "

hahahahhahah.................................punjabi english very hard

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Words in the Guru Granth Sahib
« on: December 09, 2012, 08:51:14 AM »
The Standand format of the "Siri Guru Granth Sahib Beerh" with the customary format has a total of 1430 pages.

-The pages are written with a landscape orientation.
-There are 19 lines of text per page. However, many pages with headlines (starting with new raag) have less than 19 lines per page.
-Guru Granth Sahib contains 5894 Shabads or hymns.
-The number of stanzas according to Pincott is 15575.
-Total number of lines are 26852.
-Total number of words are 398,697.
-Total dictionary words are 29445 (these are the words that have been used again and again to make the whole text). Many of these words have been used only once.
-The word that has been repeated most often is ‘her’ or ‘hir’( ਹਰਿ,ਹਰ,ਹਰ੝ ) . It occurs 9288 times.
-No punctuation marks such as commas, semicolons or colons have been used. A ‘colon’ shaped character that has been used is not a colon.
-No 'Adhak' charcater has been used.
-No 'Paireen Bindi' character (dot at the bottom of character) has been used.
-A number of half characters (that fall at the bottom of other characters) that are not used in modern Punjabi have been used 1188), 10), 11), 268), 13), 5) .

-Aounkarh and Dulainkarh 169), 20) characters have also been used under half charcters. This is normally not done in the present day Punjabi.

-The 'Ik Onkaar' character have been repeated 568 times.
-The 'Bindee' characters that add nasal sound have been used 319 times. Out of these 106 times the 'Bindi" character has been used before 'Biharee" or another character. The later situation does not occur in modern Punjabi.
-The 'Udaat' character that is something like quarter (Paireen) Haahaa, have been used 1188 times. This character looks somewhat like the 'Halant' character in Devanagari,

-The Contents The Granth Sahib also called Adi Granth contains compositions of the first five Gurus, the ninth Guru, fifteen Bhagats (Jai Dev, Nam Dev, Trilochan, Parmanand, Sadna, Ramanand, Beni, Dhanna, Pipa, Sain, Kabir, Ravidas, Farid, Surday, Bhikhan) and eleven Bhattas (Mathra, Jalap, Harbans, Talya, Salya, Bhal, Kulh Sahar, Nal, Kirat, Gayand, Sadrang).

-Of the 5894 Shabads or hymns in the holy Granth, 974 hymns are written by the first Guru, 62 by the second Guru, 907 by the third, 679 by the fourth, 2218 by the fifth, and 115 by the ninth. Among the remaining 922 hymns of Bhagats, the highest number of hymns (541) is by Bhagat Kabir.

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Bhul Chuk Maaf Krna Ji...

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Like it 22 ji... jma sahi keha... munda kudi ikathe vekh k lokan di soch di sui  bas ik hi point te atakdi aa..jo tusi apni post ch dasseya

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tuhanu v bohat bohat vadhaian ji

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Jokes Majaak / Re: serious advice
« on: November 27, 2012, 04:37:02 PM »
edda hi tan thik aa ,,pr aah sad ji smiley bnaun di ki lorh c....
Kadi hass v leya kro :p
hanji bas edda hi aa :sad:

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hahahahha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,att aa 22...

ਦੋਸਤ ਦਾ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਵਿਚ ਹਾਲ ਪੁਸ਼ਨ ਦੇ ਅਲੱਗ
ਅਲੱਗ ਤਰੀਕੇ
ਹਿੰਦੂ ਦੋਸਤ -ਔਰ ਕ੍ਯਾ ਹਾਲ ਹੈ ਦੋਸਤ
ਮੁਸਲਿਮ ਦੋਸਤ- ਔਰ ਭਾਈ ਜਾਨ ਕੈਸੇ ਹੋ
ਇੰਗਲਿਸ਼ ਦੋਸਤ-ਹੋਊ ਆਰ ਯੂ ਡੇਅਰ ਬ੍ਰੋ
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੋਸਤ - ਓ ਸਾਲੇਆ ਨਰਸ ਦੇਖ ਕਿਨੀ ਬੰਬ
ਆ..

:D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: serious advice
« on: November 27, 2012, 11:19:40 AM »
realy ajj kal hikujh hunda :D: :D:

Laraki jatti tainu wahwa pta....

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