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2421
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:12:36 PM »
Mera ek dost jehra bohat udas a aaJ te menu das v ni reha k odi udasi di vajha ki a……..
Chand lina ode bare ode lai….. MAIN ENU SHEAR NU PURA NI KAR PAYEA…KIO K MERA APNA MOOD VAHLA VADIA NAI C ODE JAN TO BAAD…..par menu pata one samjh jana k dev ney kehna ki c……..
Main janda wa zidgi ch tenu gam bohat ney………..
par yad rakhi sath sada tere nal sda rehna….
Tu chahe sanu dase na dase tere dil vali gall…………
tere muho sanu, sunne ta intzar sada rehna……
Main vandona chona yara tere sare sukh……dukh
tenu nall mere ajj, sunnn… hassna e pena
Tenu hassde he dekha ehi dua kare dev………….
dev nu hun hor bass kujh v ni kehna…….
dev nimana
really nic dev keep it up
2422
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:10:39 PM »
main padhna suru kita c par its to long so main adh wich he shad dita ")) ")) "))
2423
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:07:21 PM »
really nic keep it up ya all :-bd :-bd
2424
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:06:10 PM »
realy mera dil na ron lag geya read ker ek sach likhya ahwe lagda jiwe mere liyi likhya howeeeeee but mai hi howa likehn wlai wi wahwahwah ji
chal bhota na roi ava pj rudh jani ")) "))
2425
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:03:58 PM »
oh pagal kato nd kitha gaya ")) "))
2426
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:03:17 PM »
kahnu da rahi a manu ja nikko nu ")) ")) ")) hih hih hih
2427
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:02:39 PM »
meri bulbul
billi ")) ina time kitha mar gaye c ")) "))
2428
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:02:05 PM »
meri hight aaaj wi ooni hi h jine kal si ji hehehehehhehe
matlab aja be scale tak nai phonchi hih hih
2429
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:01:38 PM »
tut peneyaaaa taleneded ji manu te meri punjabi ni samaj aahndi tainu mer punjabi angreziw ich kiwe samj ah ajyoo ji dil te dimag te doowe te zoor payo fer shyad ah jaey kuj samj ji heheheheh dishuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
goli na chaal itha mera walr warga shree bacha be haga a ")) ")) hih hih
2430
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:00:38 PM »
sat shri akaal dear sis ji dil di grayi naal phulla di mehak wnagoo tuhada sadae pind wich nigga shwagt ha ji hor dasos thak gaey hone ki peeeo ge ji fer mai ramo no kewa bazar tuh cola le ahye ag ji
khar tu ini pyar nal bol rahi a hih hih
2431
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:59:53 PM »
Pathan And The Ship
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea. hih hih
2432
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:54:55 PM »
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
2433
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:49:00 PM »
Names of our IT organizations! What do their names mean!
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
17. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
18. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees. hih hih hih
2434
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:45:07 PM »
ohh yaar. mai ajj apni height dikhi c.
scale nu jameen te rakh ke 1 vali side nu siree de kole lainda.
per scale sitll kehda 1.
jammen toh lai ke mai 1 he rahi. meri height 1 je.
hih hih hih hih hih
main tan kaha c jitho scale suru honda otha tan tu muk jandi atu kaha meri mani ")) :huh: :huh:
2435
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:44:09 PM »
chal goun waste te Aman nu fad laina...... par teri kitab da kee hoya ???
ohda bara manu sochna pana ")) ")) ")) "))
2436
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:43:44 PM »
A man goes for fishing,,
cathes a big fish.
Comes home and ask his wife to cook this Fish...
Wife says she can't
as there is no gas,, no electricity,, no aatta,, and no cooking oil to fry it.
Man goes and put the fish back in the river..
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts...
'GEO MUSHARRAF'
manu samjh nai aye ")) "))
2437
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:41:21 PM »
1 Chutki
NASWAR ki qeemat tum kya jano
Pathan k ser ka taj hoti hai
1 chutki NASWAR
Har pathan kay pass hoti hai
1 chukti NASWAR
Har pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Diferent colors main dastiyab hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Pathan bhai ka petrol hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Plastic or rubber band k sath hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Aur kuch nahi bas 1 Chutki NASWAR i didnt find it funny maybe some else would :S
2438
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:38:12 PM »
Hahahahahahaha very funny.....
Ek war ek sherni masti wich nach rahi c...
te chuha v ohnu dekh k nachan lag piya...
Sherni kahindi tainu kee hoya.....
Chuha kahinda NACHNE NU KARE MERA JEEE HAYE NI TAINU NACHDI DEKH K
ah wala joke punjabi na paste kar ta ova still funny a hih hih hih
2439
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:37:41 PM »
Extreme of Fashion..
Dhotti with Zip.
Extreme of Secrecy..
Blank visiting Card..
Etreme of Stupidity.
Looking through a keyhole of a Glass door..
Extreme of Dehydration..
A Cow giving milk powder..
Extreme of Kanjoosi.
A man after accident lying on the road
giving miss calls to EDHI.. hih hih hih hih
2440
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:35:21 PM »
Pahilan te tu meri book chhapwoni c te hun lagda tainu mere layi gouna v paina.... main song likhda tu ga...hahahahaha
gon nu tan main ga dava par aman nu kah ga lava oh wadya gonda haha .. ja main gon lagi sari pj bahli ho jani hih hih singer wali salan aman na diti so jahda bola ohi kunda khola ohnu phad ka la ka a hih hih
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