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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:53:28 PM »
pakoda ")) hih

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Shayari / Re: sacha pyar..
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:47:52 PM »
jus bcoz dhokha mil jaye matlabh eh ni k oh pyar ni c......gall pyar di ho rahi c sache ya jhoothe pyar di ni......bhawe tuhanu koi dhokha de dawe pyar te pyar hi hunda....us time ohne wi te tuhadi care kiti honi tahi tuhanu pyar hoya....je hun tuhadi koi hor care kare and tuhanu pyar hoje fer thorhi der baad broke up hoje.....fer tusi fer kahoge na eh wi mera pyar ni c???? jus bcoz rishta tutt jaye matlabh eh ni k rishta kadhi hai hi ni c.....j past wich c oh wi pyar c.....and je tuhanu hun kise naal pyar hoje and oh person tuhadi care kare oh wi pyar hi hona...bas jo past wich c oh rishta nibhaya nahi geya doesn't matter dona wicho kidhe kolko and jo hun eh ohda tuhanu pata ni k kithe tak jana kithe tak nahi......u say k pyar kise nu pana hunda....u r totally wrong.....
do u really think to get someone is love???
i dnt think soo....



i agree with u pyar nu pona he pyar nai hunda nic come back entry  =D> =D>

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Lyrics / Re: A Another Sad Song From my kalam....
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:45:52 PM »
Haye Rabba hun tera kee banu fer  w39: w39: w39:
pata nai  ")) ")) tu ah soch teri book da kee banu ")) ")) mera badh wich sochi ")) "))

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Gup Shup / Re: JoTty.................good bye all.....
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:45:20 PM »
raman kina kush a ohda jaan ta ")) hih hih hih

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Gup Shup / Re: Tuhadi Height Kinni A.. ( WhatS YoUr HeIGht?!)
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:44:51 PM »
raman ah phir be nai phonchnya ")) ")) hih hih koi hor sujav da hih hih

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Gup Shup / Re: interesting... LOL :P
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:43:58 PM »
wakho kee jaman a gayea jido main nai boldi c kanda c kee hoya boldi nai ..
hun boldi a tan chup karonda a  ")) ")) Cry:) Cry:) Cry:) m gusa now [-( [-( [-( [-(

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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:42:51 PM »
c i thought u guyz here jus playin rond n syt .. u takin me all seroius . its gud thouh .. i aint tripin .. u call me bandar buthi hahhaah thxx atleast ma face lyk bandar hahha .... happy0005
she born to fight ahda para high rahnda  hih hih hih

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Lyrics / Re: A Another Sad Song From my kalam....
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:39:58 PM »
Fite muh tere tahi tainu rabb ne v dimag ghat dita
rab na ohda thoda jah deamg dita c rent ta main bapuse nai kita phir oh kanda hun nai tanu dana tu bapuse nai dindi ")) "))

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Gup Shup / Re: interesting... LOL :P
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:31:18 PM »
X_X X_X X_X shanooo chup krjaa... lassii naa kar darling...  Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
")) ")) k m chup  ")) ")) X_X

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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:30:51 PM »
niki di tareef lolzz


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Lyrics / Re: A Another Sad Song From my kalam....
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:30:19 PM »
Dimag kise da rent te laike soch la ek din.. w39: w39:
koi dinda nai ga ")) ")) cuz main rent ta la ka modh di nai gi ")) hih hih

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Pics / Re: Mitro daso ahh Foto PJ dey Kiss Member di aa.....
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:29:40 PM »
labha ja nai ..  ")) ")) ")) "))   

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Pics / Re: Cute dog gone bad...
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:26:39 PM »
he wasnt cute at first place ")) ")) hih

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Jokes Majaak / Re: scrollbar
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:26:10 PM »
tanu ajj pata laga sari pj ah gal kadh di jandi a  ")) hih hih
haha this is very cool.  good stuff gangsterey

yah main gud stuff he post kardi tera wang tori kamal kuti jana ")) hih hih

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Gup Shup / Re: interesting... LOL :P
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:24:21 PM »
  eh ki kehaa??? pta ni loki kehdi kehdi language use krde rehnde...  n1n n1n n1n n1n n1n last line samj laggi aaa...  vaise phull dnee kino aa tu pind di kudi.. hih hih hih



teri punjabi sabh nalo diff a tan he tanu ohdi be samjh nai aye lolz  hih

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Jokes Majaak / bollywood film star workin fo call center
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:23:02 PM »
Amitabh

Amitabh:

Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...

Customer:
(angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amitabh:

Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.


Dharmendra

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...

Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..

Customer: What!!! I need your manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna


Shatru

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...

Customer : How dare you speak like that

Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!


Asrani

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya

Customer: I lost my invoice

Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hain..haahhaaa


Kestu Mukherji

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye...

Customer: hi

Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ...tumko kya problem hai

Customer : I have not received my product

Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...


Bindu

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...


Shakti

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu

Customer: I need your manager

Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...munna hooon..


Mehmood

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo

Customer : I am not devi

Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...


Ajit


Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai... May I know your name please

Customer : Mona

Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya

Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER

Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega...


Gabbar

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye

Customer : I want to buy a product from your company

Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re

Customer : $ 10.00

Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai


Prem Chopra

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...

Customer : I lost my invoice I need one

Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle


Rajkumar

Rajkumar : Jaani ... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna

Customer: I lost my invoice

Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi

Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager

Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...


And at last ...The King Sharukh

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Customer hung up the phone...
 hih hih hih hih hih

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chal tanu kujh tan make sence laga nai tan mera he majah bana janda  ")) "))

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Lyrics / Re: A Another Sad Song From my kalam....
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:15:47 PM »
Te Sochna  w39: w39: w39: kidon aa ???
tanu tan pata a mera demag ova da a hun sochan wich time tan lagna he a  ")) ")) ")) ")) "))

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Jokes Majaak / scrollbar
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
check it out hih hih

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