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Jokes Majaak / Re: very funny sohni -3 wheeler
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:31:32 PM »
ethe rakh, hun gal bni
sidda muh te shad k mareya
jidan english vich kehnde hunde"in ur face"
:hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: CONGRATS.Your pc has been installed with
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:30:12 PM »
will it cause any kind of damage to my wall, cuz i just painted it

5023
Jokes Majaak / Re: Very good!
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:28:52 PM »
hahahahahaha
sahi hai, mein keha pata nahi ki hoon lagea

5024
Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:22:57 PM »
is it Anubhav Tuknayat?

:hehe:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Maharaja Ranjit Singh ji
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:18:28 PM »
oh yaar mein sochea tusi ehe kahani sunni honi

baki no problem i am glad i post it here, now ehnu english vich translate kar deo koi mod or admin te topic vich pa deo, edit karke
thank

5026
Shayari / Re: ਮਾਂ ਲ਼ਈ ਕੁਝ ਲ਼ਾਇਨਾ..........
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:17:08 PM »
ਨਿਕੁਟੀ ਦੇਹ ਦੇਖਿ ਧੁਨਿ ਉਪਜੈ ਮਾਨ ਕਰਤ ਨਹੀ ਬੂਝੈ ॥
ਲਾਲਚੁ ਕਰੈ ਜੀਵਨ ਪਦ ਕਾਰਨ ਲੋਚਨ ਕਛੂ ਨ ਸੂਝੈ ॥
ਥਾਕਾ ਤੇਜੁ ਉਡਿਆ ਮਨੁ ਪੰਖੀ ਘਰਿ ਆਂਗਨਿ ਨ ਸੁਖਾਈ ॥

bacheya nu dekh tere dil vich pyaar paida hunda, unna uttey tainu maan mehsoos hunda
lambiya umra de lalch karda, per tainu tainu akha ton kuj nahi dikhda
teri dundhi bharast ho gye, te tera apne ghar vich be samman nahi hunda

5027
Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Maharaja Ranjit Singh ji
« on: May 03, 2009, 07:51:46 PM »
Ik bar Maharaja Ranjit Singh, Pandaal vicho de lang rhye c, te ik buddi mai unha kol aye.
Oss buddi nu dekh k ohdi greebi bare patta lageya ja sakda c. Oh Maharaja kol akey apni rotiya pakoun wali kali tavvi Ranjit singh ji de kapadeya naal ragdam lagg gyee.
maharaja ranjit singh ney oss buddi mai wall hairan hundey hoye pucheya mai eh ki kar rhye hai te Buddi mai ney kiha, Maharaja mein bahout suneya k tainu lok paras kehnde, mein chaoundi haan k ehe meri lohey de tavvi sonney de banoun aye haan.
Maharaja ney Oss buddi nu apne parian vicho uthaya atte sevadara nu keha k ess Tavi da bhar tol k ehde barabar da sona enha nu ditta jave

i Love this story.
but i don't remember the exact story so forgive me if i made any mistake, most of u might know this story from 5th grade:hehe:

5028
Pics / Re: Screenshot of Kuri Pataka's desktop computer
« on: May 03, 2009, 07:37:28 PM »
Its supposed to be an old Windows version with lots of spyware/viruses infections.
hahahahahahah talk about killing a jokeeee :-)


hahahahahahahahaha
ya so true

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Sikhan de 12 kyoo wajde sigee
« on: May 03, 2009, 07:24:40 PM »
oye aha gal sahi hai, sachi mazak banaya, meri ik bari teacher ney be mainu same gal dassi c
te ik bari mein ik photo be dekhi c kissye ney internet te laye hoi c board utte likh k jehde vich ehe same likhea hoyea c, vesye te hun lokan nu patta lagn lagg gea ess story da
pehla mein be bahout same cheej sunda hunda sunda ki mein be keh dinda hunda c
mainu patta nahi hunda c
be hun mein maffi mangda galati ho gye, odo jo mein sunea c udan de mundeya maggar lagg k mein be eddan he keh dinda hunda c 12-13 saal da hunda c, oss saal vich bahout puthe sidhe kam c  mein

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Request / Re: plz see mh1 on 24 april
« on: May 03, 2009, 03:49:40 PM »
bahout sohna bhangra paya bai, sachi
att karti

5031
Fun Time / Re: how many apples.....
« on: May 03, 2009, 03:41:24 PM »
hahahaha
lao be karlo gal

sachi bahout funny c

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Cool Insulting lines....
« on: May 03, 2009, 03:38:09 PM »
how bat

he is so short u can see his feet on drivers license

mera matlab foto vich
hahaha 

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Fun Time / Re: beauty of mathematics....
« on: May 03, 2009, 03:20:41 PM »
GS bai mein mera topic 100% wala nahi c
oh thora differnt c
 two
+two
  four
mein eddan da kuj ketta c, so by looking at this alphabetic math problem, we know that each letter represents a different number the topic was something like, what if the math wasn't like it is now, what if we just knew two + two = four, beside doing all the calculation
this is a kind of easy problem

e.g. t=6, w=4, o=2,f=1,u=9,r=0
  645
+645
1290



hahaha, it was fun actually:hehe:

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Fun Time / Re: beauty of mathematics....
« on: May 02, 2009, 10:29:19 PM »
oye ehde te mein kadi dheyan he nahi ditta
per jo GS ney post ketta ohda similar project ketta c mein ik class vich, book haigi c wayside school is falling down- sideways arthmatic
hahah i know it is kids book
:hehe: per mein be kid he c jadon ketta c project
vesye te hun be haan

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News Khabran / Re: Dallas Cowboys Arena Collapses
« on: May 02, 2009, 10:18:18 PM »
oh yaar amrica te ghraih he rehnde, sabh ton jeada tonado be ethe aounde, hurican jinne be khatarnak kam ethe he hunde

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Help & Suggestions / Re: I Need Help
« on: May 02, 2009, 10:10:12 PM »
Aman samaj nahi aye ki hoea teri profile nu
mainu te uthe kuj eddan da dikheya nahi

5037
Gup Shup / Re: 911....
« on: May 02, 2009, 10:09:19 PM »
Yo mama is so stupid she fell up the stairs..
lets make a new topic on this thing, on yo mama jokes
:hehe:

cheem amainu pata mamaseeta kehnu kehnde, ik bari mein sadak te tureya ja reha c te doo spanish bhai turre ja rhye c, ik spanish buri aye, 45-50 saal de puri liskh puskh ketti c ohne, oh dono bhai rukk gye te ohnu kharke kuj spanish vich kehn lagg gye, mein hass hass dohra ho gea, mainu excat te nahi yaad ohne ki keha c per unna deya gallan ton patta lag reha c te buri unha nu gala kadn lag gye

=))

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chal oh shanney Hawa anne dey

5039
Gup Shup / Re: Gup Shup
« on: May 02, 2009, 08:10:57 PM »
kissye ney shikra da matlab nahi daseya te nahi he Predominance da
mar jao dubh k
chalo aha gana suno mahmohnwaris da
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqWTVCWBbss

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Gup Shup / Re: spring agye
« on: May 02, 2009, 08:09:22 PM »
oh bhaji aggr sadda ghar 10 flors wala hunda te jahaj sadde ghar vich ake lagna c
:hehe:
Airport de mud ghar mera

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