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Jokes Majaak / Top 5 things PJans say!
« on: November 13, 2017, 05:23:04 PM »
5. Kiddan, tu kiddan, ki karing?
4.
3.
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1. Ah chak me agya!

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Gup Shup / Whats the worse thing you can say?
« on: October 22, 2017, 05:49:00 PM »
What's the worse thing you can say to your crush/bf/gf/husband/wife?


Deo jawab :loll:

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Gup Shup / What's a good come back?
« on: October 22, 2017, 05:45:58 PM »
Like that tittle says, what's a good come back?


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Lyrics / Kismat by Veet Baljit, Singer Diljit Dosanjh
« on: October 16, 2017, 02:47:12 AM »
Vey rang mehndi da fikda hoya
sadde leeran kargeo baane
ho, ja vey malaha dakde bedi
assi lagna nhi tikaane
ho, assi v rang ohio chunn lye
vey tu jehre rang pechaane


Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde
Appa kehde naa kariye, vey sajna dass gille x2
Eh goode pyaara de, nikle ney sille
Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde
Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde

ki zor gareeba da, o jaddo likhiya rab deya
kakha naal kadd puggiya, ni eh agga jagg deya,
Khooha naal khoon alde, kade bhull k na mille,
Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde
Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde

eh kismat naal chadd da, rang gooda mehndi da
Tenu umran lye chadd jaye, rang gooda mehndi da,
sanu v dekhuge, mehndi londi ki vidde
Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde
Karma nu tu mil gye, kismat nu dukh kudde

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Which joke took you awhile to understand?

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Gup Shup / Why?
« on: March 29, 2017, 01:30:03 AM »
According to science theories, and whoever believes in big bang, hydrogen was created moments after big bang. Same goes for lot of other elements. It's the same hydrogen in my body along with other elements created billions of​ years ago, should definite my age in billions of years, why is my age defined by two digits, why this discrepancy? Somebody explain!

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Gup Shup / If you see a beautiful / aggr tusi sohni kuri Wal dekhde ho
« on: March 22, 2017, 11:29:29 PM »
When you see a beautiful girl, would you compliment  her? let her know? Same goes to the girls, if you see a guy...
From a girl's point of view, What is the limit? How would you reply if someone compliment  you? And why?

Aggr koi sohni kuri dikhdi Hai, ki tusi ohdi tareef kroge? Kuriya lye v eh same sawal, aggr oh koi sohna munda...
Eh kitho tak jaiaj lagda? Tareef da ki jawab droge? atte Kyu?


Pardon my language skills :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Furstration and anger
« on: February 28, 2017, 01:54:06 PM »
Give me some tips to over come these? prevent them?

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News Khabran / watch experiment in space Live!!
« on: September 12, 2012, 08:29:57 PM »
Watch Experiments Live from 250 miles above Earth.

Check youtube channel for date and time
http://www.youtube.com/spacelab?feature=inp-mh-space

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Help & Suggestions / Song not working, lol
« on: June 19, 2011, 12:26:32 AM »
eh song mere android te nahi chalda, me download v ketta file dupport nahi karda, koi hella karro,  baddi mehbani hoigi rabb tarakiyan bkhshuga tuhanu.... :happy:
http://punjabijanta.com/index.php?action=downloads;sa=view;id=7381


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Sports Khelan / Don't Mess With India
« on: March 04, 2011, 10:16:02 PM »
Don't Mess With India



haha

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Pics / Snow car (haha)
« on: January 27, 2011, 12:39:16 PM »
My snow car stuck in snow.  :blah:

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Fun Time / ____ te likha hai _____ ka naam
« on: January 24, 2011, 12:31:01 AM »
ah lao be mitro, aggr puraniya games khed khed tusi akk gye hote eh new game khedo ( vesye jo me kar reha sahi nahi kar reha)

tusi oh kahavat te sunni honi, dane dane pe likha hai khane wale ka naam.
uddan he tusi apni line likho

____ pe likha hai _____ ka naam


Ex:
©od€nam€ 47
 Dane dane pe likha hai khane waale ka naam,
Gadi gaadi pe likha hai chalane waale ka naam 

Insane: hahaha, kalam kalam pe likha hai likhne wale ka naam 

☬ਜੀਓ☬: gaddi ke tire tire pe likha hai marne wale ka nammmmm 
 
©od€nam€ 47: hahhaha
taale taale pe likha hai chori karne wale ka naam 

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Pics / God Bless America.
« on: November 09, 2010, 09:19:53 PM »



below this sign.




And finally, someone.


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Jokes Majaak / Dev mantri bangeya
« on: November 03, 2010, 04:21:12 PM »
DEv ajadi(independence)  de din bhashan de reha c
Dev: sanu khuraak di samaseya dey hal lai wadh ton wadh Anaaj ugouna chahida

Ik munda uth k boleya,
Munda: mantri saahb ghaa(grass) bare tuhada ki kheyaal hai? :laugh:

Dev ohnu beithan da ishara karde hoye boleya
Dev:  me pehla insana di khurak gal kar lavan teri khuraak bare bahd vich socde...  :blah:

Munda:
  X_X

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Jokes Majaak / Power de Fun
« on: November 03, 2010, 04:11:25 PM »
Gahak(customer): eh keho jehiya kursiya banoude tusi???peshle faste 1 lai c, 4 din nahi challi????  :angry:

Power: Oh Janab, Kursi challan lai nahi, beithan lai hundi aa  :blah:

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Funny Videos / Advice for kids by Eminem
« on: September 02, 2010, 07:06:52 PM »
David Letterman - Eminem's Top Ten

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Jokes Majaak / Jhanda and His wife.
« on: August 22, 2010, 06:37:57 PM »
Jhanda Apni ghar wali ton dukhi ho geya

Jhanda (apni wife nu): Rab jadon Akal Vand`da c tu odon kithe c???  :angr: :angr:
Wife: Tere naal fere le rahi c.

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Jokes Majaak / kamlo on the move, Part:5
« on: August 13, 2010, 01:09:21 PM »
kamlo a.k.a _noXious_

Noxious: Ajj raat tuhanu mere naal Dinner karan vich koi itraaz te nahi? :wait:

Friend: Bilkul nahi, mainu te bahout khushi hovegi.

Noxious: Tan fir theek hai. Apne ghar he rahi, me theek 8 wajje tere ghar dinner karan aa Aaugi.  :superhappy:

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News Khabran / Mini Cannon
« on: August 11, 2010, 12:59:26 PM »
(PART 1) Mini Cannon Firing and Destroying Targets (Among the world's smallest guns)


(PART 2) Mini Cannon Firing and Destroying Targets (Among the world's smallest guns)

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