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PJ Games / Voting: Best Personal Story Competition
« on: November 27, 2009, 05:22:42 PM »
Best Personal Story
Lao be jinha mere mitra ney  Story nahi read ketti kisye di oh ethe kar sakda, Tuhadi Vote bahout kemti hai, jehnu vote paouni soch samaj k payo, Wednesday nu voting khatam  :happy:
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Sat shri akal , Salaam te Namaskar sareya nu

Tusi sare menu jande hi hone aa well mei tuhade naal apni kahani share karda ki mai ithe tak kive pahuncheya

Mei Rahul , India to 4 ku saal pehla Australia aya si student Visa te. Mei ithe ik sade bhaji hona naal rehnda si. Ithe aake khana banauna wagera sab aap sikh leya. Fer aundi aa gal job di, Mei ithe aake sab to pehla car wash ch kamm kita about 4 months. Pehla car wash kita 1.5 ku months fer manager ne menu othe da supervisor bana dita, fer os wele menu petrol station te job mil gayi ( ithe gore ap petrol pande aa) as customer care. Mei othe 2.5 saal kamm kita , pehla othe mai ik employee hi si fer mei uthe assitant manager bann gaya si. Mei hafte ch 80+ hours kam karda si ,3 din baad sounda hunda si, pehla pump te car wash both karda si , din wele car wash te raat wele pump te , jad pump to mukna fer car wash te ajana, te car wash to mukna te pump te ajana.te 3 din study karke sida pump te chal janda si.Khaan peen da kuch hisab nahi si hunda.
Mei shayad ise karke daru cigreete wagera koi cheeza wal nahi hoya.
Mei pichle saal march ch study khatam karke ithe di permanent residency pa diti si te is saal january ch mei Aus da Permanent resident  ho gaya si.

Pump di job mai chadd diti si kyunki oh fer kise hor ne le leya si, mei fir is Multi national company ch job apply kiti , te bass rab ne oh arzi vi manzoor kar diti, te hun 1.5 ku saal to ithe kam karda peya.
ah meri life story aa.
hope tuhanu kise nu jada bore ni kita hona :)
je kita ta am sorry

But mei competition layi nahi likheya kuch , i dnt wana be in there. jst share kiti aa

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Punjabi Stud

I been played football(talking about Rugby, not Soccer) for my school almost two years..Jad mere coach ne mainu sab to  pehli game ch enter kita te..bahout funny gal hoi..mai helmet paa leya but mai naa mouth guard muh ch paya and jadd ground te geya...i was facing opposite side...mere sare team mate duje pase nu phaj reha c and mai duje passe nu muh karke khalota reha..mera coach mainu cheeka mari jave..GO DUDE GO DUDE..and after that my team mate laughed there a** off..

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Simply PENDU
Mein High School vich c and mein college vich math di class lai c (don't ask why, that's a different story). I was  failing in the class, I did bad on first two exams, and I saw an opportunity. Which was that, my professor gives 5 point on next exam if you solve a problem on black board. So I noticed that nobody in class goes home and touch math book. I saw another opportunity. I went home next day, and opened my math book. I found the hardest problem in the book, of our class topic and i solved it. Lets just say, some how i got the answer to it, after working for a long time .
next day i went into class and everything happened to as i planned. Professor came in to the class and asked any H.W problem. I looked around no body spoke, obviously no one opened the math book last night. I said yes, can u please do #63 and he looked at it, he realized oh its hard. he said, " so, whose up for 5 points?"
i knew no one is going to get up, so i just sat there and let professor solve a bit. In the middle of the problem he said, who wants 5 points? Lazy class no one came on front. I said I will do it. I knew the answer, i just went to the board thr was an equation half solved, all i did just cut everything i could, i mean the "like terms" and  it was only 1 step i got 5 points.
i know its not a lot, but still  :happy: u know what i mean right :dnk:

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ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍
today i wanna share my story jo menu v kisse ne hi dassi hai menu khud nu yaad nahi hai
mumma dasde ne
eh scenen hai 10 feb 1991 jad main 1.5 saal di c mere papa da death day

asin os time tapa, barnala rehende c te subah papa nu khabar milli ki kujh terrorist sheher ch ne
te dange v shuru hoye papa shuru ton hi bade nidar c ohna ne apna pistol naal walia nu de ditta te aap even hi chale gyae jad sare dange khatam hoe taan ik admi nali vich muh kar k pia c papa ne keha ki eh v insaan hai te os nu sidha karn lagge taan os ne papa de dil ch goli maar ditti te oh is dunia ch naa rahe jad mumma nu pta chala taan oh bhaje bhaje os jagah gaye saanu bachia nu kujh nahi c pta is cheez baare te papa nu sade pind lianda gya asin baad ch dsp uncle naal othe aaye ohna ne saanu candies v dittia c didi te veer g taan thode samajhdaar c ohna nu sab pta chal gha but menu kujh nahi c pta
papa nu manjhe te paya hoya c main baar baar papa kol jandi te kehendi
"papa utho aah dekho menu uncle te candies dittia" par oh uthde na
te fer mumma kol jandi te kehendi papa sutte pae ne uthde hi nahi
bas oh ajeha sutte ki ajj takk na uthe

ehi share karna chahundi c ji bas

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ѕαя∂αяηι
hmmmmmm
meri personal story tan ajj tak koi khas bani n...par fer v jindagi ch bohat kush vekh lea aa..... te rabb di raza ch hun jeena sikh lita aa..... char din ne jindagi de hass ke kat lao.....

Menu ik gal yaad ayi mere colg tym di ... :pagel: story hai ja ki aa ..eh menu n pta...par dil kita tuhade nal sharew karn da..so kar rahi aa....
ma kudiyea de colg ch c...javan borin mahul  :wow:,....
mere colg de javan nede uni c... ma frst yr poora cha kadea colg da..colg ch h jandi rahi..fer aya 2nd yr..asi avde seniors vekhe oh badi mauja marde c.....apa keha apa pagal aa classea launde aa..ma classes bunk krni shuru kr diti  :hehe: :hehe: sra sara din uni bethe rehna... te hasse pai jane..v r three best frnds...apa teeno masti krde rehnde c....attendnce da kdi n sochyea 2nd yr gea.. rd yr aya..fer tan colg jama band...jana h nahi class ki hunda pta h n c...je ma kdi class ch vadh jandi c...seetiyea vajdic  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:..ja fer piche beth ke mob. te sms chat... kini var madam ne phn fadea mera.... :hehe: fer dec. ch jad attendce short hoi..sabh nu bhajda pe gea..mere nal alea ne koi nah koi bahana mar dita.. v mera xtra class c mba di tyari krdi c bla bla.... menu kush samjh n ave  :dnk: :dnk: ma keha hun ki kra..or mera sir c ohnu sabh pta c v ma ki krdi aa..uni rehni aa parkin te ja canteen te bethi rehndi c... :hehe: :hehe:
ohne keha han v ki gal classes kiyu short aa...ma sabh sach das dita v ma aa kush krdi c... :pagel: :pagel:..te ohne keha bache menu sabh pta aa... :pagel: :pagel: fer kehnda avdi mom nu bula. ma keha rehn deo sir manea n...fer ma mom nu le ke ayi..ma mom nu sabh sach das dita..ma keha tusi kush na boliyeo..par mom is mom....lage menu bachun..kehnde ma bimar rehni a a tan n aundi eh... ma keha fiteh haal. mom ma sach das dita aa...mam meri aukhi ho gai mom te..kendi tuhade naloh acha tuhada bach aa jo sach keh rea aa..fer am mom nu protect kita..keha nahi mam mom v bimar rehne aa... :pagel: fer mom chale gaye...te menu dovan ne rova rova mar dita  :cry: :cry: :woried: :woried:..kehnde paper n dein deina hun..masa maniyea sir...kehnda jan je poora ayi fer dein daounga..fer ma thand ch savere saver 8 vje ala lecture laun andi c.. :woried: :woried:..
fer ik din sir ne dusre section ch keha ki section B ch ik kudi aa ohne sabh sach dasea ..ma ohdi honesty di respect krda aa..atleast us ch sach bolan di himat c... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: meri tan chaddai ho gai..hero ban gai ma sari teachers de mure.. pao bhangreeeeeeeee.... :balle: :balle:
tor ban gaii meri tan
ah c meri nonsense story  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Best Personal Story
« on: November 27, 2009, 04:51:54 PM »
jadd me india si oddo me vi school jaanda hunda si  :hehe: :hehe: X_X
hahaha ok vicky story share karni te karla,, ajj  mein vadiya mood vich, bass voting shuru hoon laggi, ki patta teri story shu mantar kar deve kissye te, ki patta tianu koi 25 phullan wali mil jave  :happy:

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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Best Personal Story
« on: November 27, 2009, 04:46:38 PM »
meri be ik story sunnn lao.  :happy:

Mein High School vich c and mein college vich math di class lai c (don't ask why, that's a different story). I was  failing in the class, I did bad on first two exams, and I saw an opportunity. Which was that, my professor gives 5 point on next exam if you solve a problem on black board. So I noticed that nobody in class goes home and touch math book. I saw another opportunity. I went home next day, and opened my math book. I found the hardest problem in the book, of our class topic and i solved it. Lets just say, some how i got the answer to it, after working for a long time .
next day i went into class and everything happened to as i planned. Professor came in to the class and asked any H.W problem. I looked around no body spoke, obviously no one opened the math book last night. I said yes, can u please do #63 and he looked at it, he realized oh its hard. he said, " so, whose up for 5 points?"
i knew no one is going to get up, so i just sat there and let professor solve a bit. In the middle of the problem he said, who wants 5 points? Lazy class no one came on front. I said I will do it. I knew the answer, i just went to the board thr was an equation half solved, all i did just cut everything i could, i mean the "like terms" and  it was only 1 step i got 5 points.
i know its not a lot, but still  :happy: u know what i mean right :dnk:



Any one else wants to share a silly story??
Eh competiton hi edda da ah...Mein te apni koi Personal gal Chat te share ni kar sakdii..Jo kam tusi bol k kar sakde Likh k oh gal ni bandi
Yaar u don't have to share a really personal one, just pick a silly mistake u ever made, or a dream that u had once, or u lost ur first pony or something :dnk:

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Pics / Re: Who Needs Photoshop-III
« on: November 27, 2009, 04:33:35 PM »
i liked the last one, its on the face.
get it?? "on the face"  :happy:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: ~~je ayeyan nu stylinjatt~~
« on: November 27, 2009, 04:31:33 PM »
welcome te  kar dinde, enne menh vich ki karda bai???
thand lag jau tainu,, agge FLU da jamana chalda haiga  :happy:

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Lyrics / Re: Amrinder Gill- Sahan Ton V Nede
« on: November 25, 2009, 11:47:37 AM »
sista g sari album suno ..all the songs r so good.. :) no prob..
i luv amrinder gill sahib..i wish i can marry that guy nuh hez already taken :break:

 :lol:

changgooo yrr thodi aawdi pasand howogi   :angr: :angr: :angr:......thonu bada pataa...

pataa kinnaaaaaaa sohnaa gaanaaaaaaaaaaa  :love: :love: :love: :love:

na mein farsi boli????
mein ve te ehi keha these are my views  :dnk:

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Lyrics / Re: Amrinder Gill- Sahan Ton V Nede
« on: November 25, 2009, 11:44:03 AM »
mein sari album sunii tutti jehi haigi fuss jehi
bakki these are my views!!

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Do u agree???
« on: November 25, 2009, 11:40:07 AM »
ehe complaint section vich keu haiga  :happy:

bakki vicky nu admin  :wait:
keu bechare deyan nendan kharab karan lagge, Jwani de nazare lein deo ohnu,, evii fasai jande

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oye le Marjani da happy brthday too too haiga ajj  :happy:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: koi welcom shelcom kardo
« on: November 25, 2009, 11:26:54 AM »
welcome te kar dinde par shelcom ne karda aounda sanu  :happy:

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PJ Games / Re: Word of the Day!
« on: November 24, 2009, 10:31:38 PM »
Giri/Girver: = Mountain

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PJ Games / Re: PJ's most famous Boy :p
« on: November 24, 2009, 10:28:25 PM »
dev da nam e heni......... :break: :break: :break: :break: :break: :break:


lagda o hun boy ni reha....... :woried: :woried: :woried:
hahaha, eddan kar apna naam add karke, apne app nu 10 votes pa la kisye nu ki patta lagna  :happy:

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PJ Games / Re: Guess The Singer!
« on: November 24, 2009, 10:27:00 PM »
Kuldip Manak



Next Song:

Ser utte le le Phulkari lal rang di
Gut di parandi teri
mitra nu dangdi
Ser utte le le Phulkari lal rang di
Gut di parandi teri, mitra nu dangdi
long nak wala mare lishkare,
dhol wajde pataliye nare ne mele vich pein boliya
mele vich pein boliya

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Gup Shup / Re: fun facts
« on: November 24, 2009, 09:52:20 PM »
 

Can someone fix this? I want to read it!  :happy:
whats thr to fix???? “ or †means "and" so, just replace it with "and"  :happy:

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Pics / Re: pj de kujh layak members
« on: November 24, 2009, 09:49:40 PM »
lol meri foto ve lagg gye vich  :happy:

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: SuM PwettY FaCeS
« on: November 24, 2009, 09:31:13 PM »
some pewky faces????

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: November 24, 2009, 09:23:11 PM »

I don't really know their reproductive system as to how many times mating takes place... :loll:
but after "the deed" happens, they suppose to lay about 200 eggs at one time...


     - I think Pendy will know the answer to this!  :wait:

wat made u think that????



India vich sabh ton pehli rail line kithon ton le k kithe tak bani c?


8th grade History  :happy:

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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Best Personal Story
« on: November 24, 2009, 09:09:39 PM »
udan janta baddi chapad chapad kardi, hun ki sap sug geya tuhanu???  :dnk:

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PJ Games / Re: PJ's most famous Gurl :p
« on: November 19, 2009, 10:03:37 AM »
poll ch preeto kaun aa?????????
Desan  :dnk:

I thought I was popular, Guess im not /:)
thats wat i thought  :happy:

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