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Jokes Majaak / Kamlo on the move: part 2« on: January 03, 2010, 09:26:03 PM »
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Jadon Kamlo Navi(new) Pj te ai te ehnu Jhanda amli naal gal baat enj hoi Jhanda Amli: Kiddan sohneyoo??? kamlo: Vey tu kon aa??? Jhanda amli: tainu ne patta mein bahout famous ashiq haiga... kamlo: le je mainu he nahi patta te fer tu Kahda famous hoya :pagel: 63
Help & Suggestions / [Solved]ik hor new PJ pari bna deo ..!!!!« on: December 31, 2009, 11:18:21 AM »
cute_punjaban
ess kuri te thousand ton upper ho gye posts Lao ji cute punjaban ji,, ehe tuhanu New year da Gift haiga :pagel: 64
PJ Games / Voting: My Lovely Pajamas« on: December 28, 2009, 09:40:12 PM »My Lovely PAJAMAS Dead Line: 31 dec, 2009 ___________________________________________________________________________________ PENDU ___________________________________________________________________________________ Yankee Bibi
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Introductions / New Friends / Welcome Back to Jatt.« on: December 28, 2009, 05:52:09 PM »Sadda ik bai peche jehe :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
chaleya geya c udass ho k, Hun vapis ageya,,, te mein ohnu Welcome back kehna chounda Chal bai gille shikve te sadda he hunde rhend ney Apneya vich kade ve na fitt peinde ney 66
Introductions / New Friends / yankyputt« on: December 26, 2009, 06:23:17 PM »lao be sadde nave navele member da welcome kro bheee
Welcome yankyputt bai welcome to Pj chalo jinne din vehle ho k aye tusii Ethe kro enjoy,, Chat vich gal karke bahout vadioya lageya bahout mazaikiya haiga bai 67
Introductions / New Friends / WelCome To germany di heer« on: December 26, 2009, 05:49:16 PM »Germany di Heer jiiii Welcome To punjabi Janta... Aggr kisye Cheez di samaj na lagge te kisye nu ve Puch sakde,, Aggr koi technical difficulty haigi te Staff ess link ton help mil sakdi Jinni khap paouni mangde tusi paa sakde,,, :happy: Enjoy, have fun with it chalo ve sare jane hun Warm welcome kro kuri da,,
dikhda deo fer ajj Punjabijanta kiddan welcome kardi hundi 68
Funny Videos / Girlfriend da veer« on: December 22, 2009, 03:49:30 PM »
mein punjabi comedy labhda c,, udhro mainu aha video milli :hehe: i know it old but :happy: 69
PJ Games / Competition: My Lovely Pajamas« on: December 22, 2009, 12:13:34 AM »New Competition My lovely Pajamas So take a photo of your Pajama, upload it, and share the link Your Own Pajamas Dead-line: Monday December 28, 2009 here is a link if you need an inspiration Link _______________________________________________________________________________________ NOTE: Pajamas are not same as dhoti-lungi-chadra. _______________________________________________________________________________________ yankee Bibi:http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/?action=dlattach;attach=9826;image Majajaneh: http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/?action=dlattach;attach=9828;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg249913/#msg249913 ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄ ® : http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/?action=dlattach;attach=9832;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/?action=dlattach;attach=9834;image Lado Rani: http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg251507/#msg251507 http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg252920/#msg252920 Powerlifter: http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg251579/#msg251579 Reshmi Rumal Wargi: http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg252985/#msg252985 http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/?action=dlattach;attach=10049;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg253397/#msg253397 http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg254279/#msg254279 http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/msg254284/#msg254284 Grenade SIngh: http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/my-lovely-pajamas/?action=dlattach;attach=10046;image 70
Complaints / help: upload not working« on: December 21, 2009, 11:38:34 PM »
here is the link
it is not working,, Awaj nahi arhi http://punjabijanta.com/tpmod/?dl=item2814 from: sardarni,,, AKA yankee bibi 71
Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Mein Baura -I am Insane« on: December 21, 2009, 07:26:36 PM »Word definitions: Baura = Insane,crazy,cracked Khalak = People,world, -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ਬਿਦਿਆ ਨ ਪਰਉ ਬਾਦੁ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਨਉ ॥
Vidiya na pareo baD(bheid) nahi janeo. I do not read books of knowledge, and I do not understand the debates. ਹਰਿ ਗੁਨ ਕਥਤ ਸੁਨਤ ਬਉਰਾਨੋ ॥ Har gun kathat sunat baurano. I have gone insane, chanting and hearing the Glorious Praises of the Lord. ______________________________________________________ ਮੇਰੇ ਬਾਬਾ ਮੈ ਬਉਰਾ ਸਭ ਖਲਕ ਸੈਆਨੀ ਮੈ ਬਉਰਾ ॥ Mere baba mai baura sabh khalak saiani mai baura. O my father, I have gone insane; the whole world is sane, and I am insane. ਮੈ ਬਿਗਰਿਓ ਬਿਗਰੈ ਮਤਿ ਅਉਰਾ ॥ Mai bigreo bigraii mat aura. I am spoiled; let no one else be spoiled like me. _______________________________________________ ਆਪਿ ਨ ਬਉਰਾ ਰਾਮ ਕੀਓ ਬਉਰਾ ॥ Ap na baura ram kio baura. I have not made myself go insane - the Lord made me go insane. ਸਤਿਗੁਰੁ ਜਾਰਿ ਗਇਓ ਭ੍ਰਮੁ ਮੋਰਾ ॥ Satgur jaar geo bharam mora. The True Guru has burnt away my doubt. ____________________________________ ਮੈ ਬਿਗਰੇ ਅਪਨੀ ਮਤਿ ਖੋਈ ॥ Mai bigre apni mat khoi. I am spoiled; I have lost my intellect. ਮੇਰੇ ਭਰਮਿ ਭੂਲਉ ਮਤਿ ਕੋਈ ॥ Mere bharam bhulao mat koi. Let no one go astray in doubt like me. ___________________________________ ਸੋ ਬਉਰਾ ਜੋ ਆਪੁ ਨ ਪਛਾਨੈ ॥ So baura jo ap na pachhanaei . He alone is insane, who does not understand himself. ਆਪੁ ਪਛਾਨੈ ਤ ਏਕੈ ਜਾਨੈ ॥ Ap pachhanaei ta ekai janai. When he understands himself, then he knows the One Lord. ____________________________________________________ ਅਬਹਿ ਨ ਮਾਤਾ ਸੁ ਕਬਹੁ ਨ ਮਾਤਾ ॥ Abėh na mata so kabahu na mata. One who is not intoxicated with the Lord now, shall never be intoxicated. ਕਹਿ ਕਬੀਰ ਰਾਮੈ ਰੰਗਿ ਰਾਤਾ ॥ Kahi Kabir ramai rangrata. Says Kabeer, I am imbued with the Lord's Love. _____________________________________________ 72
Jokes Majaak / viah ton pehla & viah ton bahd« on: December 21, 2009, 12:31:46 AM »
Kuriyaa viah ton pehla sariya kehdiya hundiyaa,,
Mein te sunny deol naal viah karvouna,, Omg ,, salman khan,, Haye Hritik Roshan,, mein te shaid kapoor naal viah karvo Viah ton bahd,,, ohi Kalu peli,, raju,, jehna da door door tak enha naal kisye da leina dena nahi hunda, ohi Salamn khan banaya hunda :happy: 73
Lyrics / Tu vida Hoyion; Writer: Shive kumar« on: December 18, 2009, 11:06:15 PM »
Tu vida hoyon mere dil te udaasi shaa gayi
peerh dil di boond banke akhiya vich aa gayi tu vida hoyon mere dil te udasi shaa gye Door tak meri nazar teri paid nu chumdi rahi Door tak meri nazar teri paid nu chumdi rahi Fer teri paid raahan dee mitti khaa gayi Tu vida hoyon mere dil te udasi shaa gye Turrn ton pehla c tere joban te bahaar Turrn ton pehla c tere joban te bahaar Turrn picho vekheya ke har kali kumla gayi Tu vida hoyon..... Oss din picho assa, naa boleya na vekheya Oss din picho assa, naa boleya na vekheya Eh jabaa khaamosh ho gayi, te nazar pathraa gayi Tu vida hoyon.... Ishq nu sogaat jedi peerh sai tu de gayo Ishq nu sogaat jedi peerh sai tu de gayo Ant ohiyo peerh Shiv nu khaandi khaandi kha gayi Peerrh dil dee boond banke akhiya vich aa gayi Tu vida hoyon... Writer: Shiv Kumar Batalvi 74
PJ Games / Voting: Best Pj Ride« on: December 17, 2009, 08:58:57 PM »Best PJ Ride
======================================================================== ©o∂€л@M€→47 (Rahul) -Ford Falcon-Toyota Chaser -Mitsubishi Lancer ================================================================================ Powerlifter ================================================================================ Grenade SIngh Nissan 350Z and Massy Ferguson 135================================================================================ Vicky ================================================================================ ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄ ® (navi0019) Mitran Da JahaJ================================================================================ Kuri Pataka car: MB C240 Yamaha R6 ================================================================================ ਸੋਹਣੀ....рЯззŤØ ================================================================================ LifeStylejatti 75
Help & Suggestions / Problem related to log in« on: December 17, 2009, 10:05:19 AM »
From last few days,, When ever i login
it automatically takes me to http://punjabijanta.com/pics/new-singnatures/?action=dlattach;attach=9318;image this link,, i don't know whats going on.. can anybody suggest anything???? 76
PJ Games / Competition: Best Pj Ride« on: December 12, 2009, 04:01:19 PM » Ok PJss... New Competition Is up.. Best PJ Ride Everybody Share Your Ride, Your Car, Motorcycle, Scooter, Biky, your Automobile Any Ride you have... Take A picture of it and attach it in the post or upload it on desishock.com and share the link here Don't copy any picture from the internet, it should be your own.. Thursday, December 17, 2009, last day to submitpicture of your ride. ======================================================================================================== ©o∂€л@M€→47 (Rahul)- -Ford Falcon http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9266;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9268;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9270;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9272;image -Toyota Chaser http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9274;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9276;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9278;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9280;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9282;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9328;image -Mitsubishi Lancer http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9284;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9286;image Powerlifter - http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9322;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/msg239559/#msg239559 Khand Mishri- (this is just joke) http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9239;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9241;image Kamlo - (Another Joke) http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/msg237789/#msg237789 Grenade SIngh http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9381;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9383;image Vicky http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9385;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9387;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9389;image ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄ ® http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/msg239537/#msg239537 http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9467;image http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/?action=dlattach;attach=9471;image Kuri Pataka http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/msg240365/#msg240365 ਸੋਹਣੀ....рЯззŤØ http://punjabijanta.com/pj-games/competition-best-pj-ride/msg241212/#msg241212 78
Complaints / A robot - Ban it« on: December 02, 2009, 08:51:32 PM »
Robot Fitria
Oye haiga koi Sub-Admin offline ho k dekhda??? ehnu ban kar deo, meri Mashq nu ehe mere te Mari jandi haigi kitte mainu Indonesia na le jaye :happy: hune hune ehda personal messge aeya kehri Mera Pecha peshle 4 saal ton kar rhi :hehe: 79
PJ Games / Voting: Best Personal Story Competition« on: November 27, 2009, 05:22:42 PM »Best Personal Story Lao be jinha mere mitra ney Story nahi read ketti kisye di oh ethe kar sakda, Tuhadi Vote bahout kemti hai, jehnu vote paouni soch samaj k payo, Wednesday nu voting khatam :happy:________________________________________________________________________________ ©o∂€л@M€→47 Sat shri akal , Salaam te Namaskar sareya nuTusi sare menu jande hi hone aa well mei tuhade naal apni kahani share karda ki mai ithe tak kive pahuncheya Mei Rahul , India to 4 ku saal pehla Australia aya si student Visa te. Mei ithe ik sade bhaji hona naal rehnda si. Ithe aake khana banauna wagera sab aap sikh leya. Fer aundi aa gal job di, Mei ithe aake sab to pehla car wash ch kamm kita about 4 months. Pehla car wash kita 1.5 ku months fer manager ne menu othe da supervisor bana dita, fer os wele menu petrol station te job mil gayi ( ithe gore ap petrol pande aa) as customer care. Mei othe 2.5 saal kamm kita , pehla othe mai ik employee hi si fer mei uthe assitant manager bann gaya si. Mei hafte ch 80+ hours kam karda si ,3 din baad sounda hunda si, pehla pump te car wash both karda si , din wele car wash te raat wele pump te , jad pump to mukna fer car wash te ajana, te car wash to mukna te pump te ajana.te 3 din study karke sida pump te chal janda si.Khaan peen da kuch hisab nahi si hunda. Mei shayad ise karke daru cigreete wagera koi cheeza wal nahi hoya. Mei pichle saal march ch study khatam karke ithe di permanent residency pa diti si te is saal january ch mei Aus da Permanent resident ho gaya si. Pump di job mai chadd diti si kyunki oh fer kise hor ne le leya si, mei fir is Multi national company ch job apply kiti , te bass rab ne oh arzi vi manzoor kar diti, te hun 1.5 ku saal to ithe kam karda peya. ah meri life story aa. hope tuhanu kise nu jada bore ni kita hona :) je kita ta am sorry But mei competition layi nahi likheya kuch , i dnt wana be in there. jst share kiti aa ================================================================================ Punjabi Stud I been played football(talking about Rugby, not Soccer) for my school almost two years..Jad mere coach ne mainu sab to pehli game ch enter kita te..bahout funny gal hoi..mai helmet paa leya but mai naa mouth guard muh ch paya and jadd ground te geya...i was facing opposite side...mere sare team mate duje pase nu phaj reha c and mai duje passe nu muh karke khalota reha..mera coach mainu cheeka mari jave..GO DUDE GO DUDE..and after that my team mate laughed there a** off.. ================================================================================ Simply PENDU Mein High School vich c and mein college vich math di class lai c (don't ask why, that's a different story). I was failing in the class, I did bad on first two exams, and I saw an opportunity. Which was that, my professor gives 5 point on next exam if you solve a problem on black board. So I noticed that nobody in class goes home and touch math book. I saw another opportunity. I went home next day, and opened my math book. I found the hardest problem in the book, of our class topic and i solved it. Lets just say, some how i got the answer to it, after working for a long time .next day i went into class and everything happened to as i planned. Professor came in to the class and asked any H.W problem. I looked around no body spoke, obviously no one opened the math book last night. I said yes, can u please do #63 and he looked at it, he realized oh its hard. he said, " so, whose up for 5 points?" i knew no one is going to get up, so i just sat there and let professor solve a bit. In the middle of the problem he said, who wants 5 points? Lazy class no one came on front. I said I will do it. I knew the answer, i just went to the board thr was an equation half solved, all i did just cut everything i could, i mean the "like terms" and it was only 1 step i got 5 points. i know its not a lot, but still :happy: u know what i mean right :dnk: ================================================================================ ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ today i wanna share my story jo menu v kisse ne hi dassi hai menu khud nu yaad nahi haimumma dasde ne eh scenen hai 10 feb 1991 jad main 1.5 saal di c mere papa da death day asin os time tapa, barnala rehende c te subah papa nu khabar milli ki kujh terrorist sheher ch ne te dange v shuru hoye papa shuru ton hi bade nidar c ohna ne apna pistol naal walia nu de ditta te aap even hi chale gyae jad sare dange khatam hoe taan ik admi nali vich muh kar k pia c papa ne keha ki eh v insaan hai te os nu sidha karn lagge taan os ne papa de dil ch goli maar ditti te oh is dunia ch naa rahe jad mumma nu pta chala taan oh bhaje bhaje os jagah gaye saanu bachia nu kujh nahi c pta is cheez baare te papa nu sade pind lianda gya asin baad ch dsp uncle naal othe aaye ohna ne saanu candies v dittia c didi te veer g taan thode samajhdaar c ohna nu sab pta chal gha but menu kujh nahi c pta papa nu manjhe te paya hoya c main baar baar papa kol jandi te kehendi "papa utho aah dekho menu uncle te candies dittia" par oh uthde na te fer mumma kol jandi te kehendi papa sutte pae ne uthde hi nahi bas oh ajeha sutte ki ajj takk na uthe ehi share karna chahundi c ji bas ================================================================================ ѕαя∂αяηι hmmmmmmmeri personal story tan ajj tak koi khas bani n...par fer v jindagi ch bohat kush vekh lea aa..... te rabb di raza ch hun jeena sikh lita aa..... char din ne jindagi de hass ke kat lao..... Menu ik gal yaad ayi mere colg tym di ... :pagel: story hai ja ki aa ..eh menu n pta...par dil kita tuhade nal sharew karn da..so kar rahi aa.... ma kudiyea de colg ch c...javan borin mahul :wow:,.... mere colg de javan nede uni c... ma frst yr poora cha kadea colg da..colg ch h jandi rahi..fer aya 2nd yr..asi avde seniors vekhe oh badi mauja marde c.....apa keha apa pagal aa classea launde aa..ma classes bunk krni shuru kr diti :hehe: :hehe: sra sara din uni bethe rehna... te hasse pai jane..v r three best frnds...apa teeno masti krde rehnde c....attendnce da kdi n sochyea 2nd yr gea.. rd yr aya..fer tan colg jama band...jana h nahi class ki hunda pta h n c...je ma kdi class ch vadh jandi c...seetiyea vajdic :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:..ja fer piche beth ke mob. te sms chat... kini var madam ne phn fadea mera.... :hehe: fer dec. ch jad attendce short hoi..sabh nu bhajda pe gea..mere nal alea ne koi nah koi bahana mar dita.. v mera xtra class c mba di tyari krdi c bla bla.... menu kush samjh n ave :dnk: :dnk: ma keha hun ki kra..or mera sir c ohnu sabh pta c v ma ki krdi aa..uni rehni aa parkin te ja canteen te bethi rehndi c... :hehe: :hehe: ohne keha han v ki gal classes kiyu short aa...ma sabh sach das dita v ma aa kush krdi c... :pagel: :pagel:..te ohne keha bache menu sabh pta aa... :pagel: :pagel: fer kehnda avdi mom nu bula. ma keha rehn deo sir manea n...fer ma mom nu le ke ayi..ma mom nu sabh sach das dita..ma keha tusi kush na boliyeo..par mom is mom....lage menu bachun..kehnde ma bimar rehni a a tan n aundi eh... ma keha fiteh haal. mom ma sach das dita aa...mam meri aukhi ho gai mom te..kendi tuhade naloh acha tuhada bach aa jo sach keh rea aa..fer am mom nu protect kita..keha nahi mam mom v bimar rehne aa... :pagel: fer mom chale gaye...te menu dovan ne rova rova mar dita :cry: :cry: :woried: :woried:..kehnde paper n dein deina hun..masa maniyea sir...kehnda jan je poora ayi fer dein daounga..fer ma thand ch savere saver 8 vje ala lecture laun andi c.. :woried: :woried:.. fer ik din sir ne dusre section ch keha ki section B ch ik kudi aa ohne sabh sach dasea ..ma ohdi honesty di respect krda aa..atleast us ch sach bolan di himat c... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: meri tan chaddai ho gai..hero ban gai ma sari teachers de mure.. pao bhangreeeeeeeee.... :balle: :balle: tor ban gaii meri tan ah c meri nonsense story :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: 80
PJ Games / Competition - Best Personal Story« on: November 13, 2009, 11:44:23 AM »Best Personal Story Oh be Yaar teo Vellio, Mitro te Sahelio New Competition Best Personal Story I think it needs no further Explanation, The name says it all. that's right friends share a personal story with us, funny, sad, love, tragedy, religious, or any thing you would like to share. Doesn't need to be the greatest secret of your life, It could be simple as going to school and something happened on the way or your best childhood memory or something that made you happy Note: It should be your own personal story, not somebody else's life story Exprire date: 20 November, 2009 :happy: ________________________________________________________________________ Read Punjabi Soorma ©o∂€л@M€→47 ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ уαηкєη вιвι |