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I know thr are problems going on in the world with economy and it no less thn a joke to talk about this kind of stuff and some people might think this the perfect time for these kind of qestion
so just imagine, if you have $10 million what would you like to do with it? How would you like to spend it?

samma thora aoukha chal reha  per fer be aggr tuhade kol $10 million ajaye or jehri ve currency tusi like larde ho jehdi be keemat jeada aa jaye tusi daso ohde naal pehla kam kehra chaho gey

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News Khabran / Mac(apple) Vs. Windows(Pc)
« on: April 07, 2009, 09:35:54 AM »

tuhanu kehra computer vadiya lagda, Macntosh or Windows

(mainu samaj ne aounda ehe question kidda ketta jaye..fer be tusi samajdar ho samaj jana)

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News Khabran / how many of you take shower or bath
« on: April 07, 2009, 09:01:37 AM »
hunne patta lagg janna janta kinnu ku saaf suhdri hai

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Baba Bhulle shah
« on: April 06, 2009, 10:49:00 PM »
Macca gea gal mukdi nahio
bhame soo soo jumma padd aiye

ganga gea gal mukdi naaahi
bhame soo soo goote laiye

bhulle shah gal tanhio mukdi
je dilo maeil mukaiyee

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News Khabran / punjabijanta join karn ton bahd
« on: April 04, 2009, 11:18:06 PM »
yaar, meinu ethe ake bahout kuj cheja da pata lagea jenha bare mainu pehla kuj pata nahi c,
sirf apne culture naal related nahi, baki be hor country, city , states deyan, jinni ku khabar honi chahidi bande nu apne world bare
gernal knowledge

i don't know if u think it is a joke 

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Gup Shup / Eye sight
« on: April 03, 2009, 02:50:35 PM »
i am just doing a randon survey, just vote which ever best fit for you

aggr tuhade ainka lagiya hoeya te uthe vote pa dio #1

aggr tusi len use karde te uthe vote kar deo #2

aggr tuhadi nazar kamzor ho gye hai per tusi kuj be nahi use karde te vote #3 (nothing to be ashamed of)

and if your eye sight is eprfect thn vote #4


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News Khabran / Careful on April fools day
« on: March 31, 2009, 09:20:54 AM »
oh guys, my frnds, kudiyo mundeo

gal suno, badde dinda ton rola pe reha k April fool wale din koi virus or worm or eddan de threats ho sakde aa, maltab tuhade computer nu attack kar sakde, apna computer update rakho, koi anti-virus la lao, aggr off ketta hoea ohnu on karlo,

koi chej download karde cloun ton pehla ohnu scan kar lao (aggr tusi eddan nahi karde tan karna chahida hai)

baki just don't clk on adds - these are just everyday tips , baki GS bai, Aaman bai or Punjabi singh bai and hor be bahout hai ethe site, jinna nu jeada patta ehde bare,


Vesye kye desha vich te april char be gea hona, halye tak koi report te nahi aye

the point is just be careful

hehe

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Gup Shup / bridge between indian and srilanka
« on: March 29, 2009, 07:47:29 PM »

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Gup Shup / did you know that....-ki tuhanu patta c...
« on: March 27, 2009, 08:43:41 PM »
Satsriakal sabh ton pehla,

 mein sueya c loki kehde new topics haini ethe and educational de be famish aye c so chalo shuru kariye
just one simple rule - find a crazy fact about the world and put "did u know that" at the beginning of the sentence
for example :- did u know that thr is a law in china that a couple can have only one child
by the way its true
i think it is ture

duniya bare, life bare vich koi be ajeeb jeha sach labho, atte oh waak de agge lgga deo " ki tuhanu patta hai" or "ki tuhanu patta c"


so lets begin - it has to be true 

best ones will get Dhanwaad  :hehe:

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Gup Shup / spring agye
« on: March 20, 2009, 02:18:25 PM »
Spring is sprung,
the grass is riz,
I wonder where the birdies is?
the little birds is on de wing,
Ain’t dat absurd?
the little wing is on de bird!


this is a kind of american balbadi type spring peom

sadde new york vich spring de pehle din snow paye, can u guys believe it :hehe:

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Shayari / viah vich bhang - bhagwant maan
« on: March 17, 2009, 10:25:42 PM »
shad gye eh sohniye tu add vichkar ne
penchar krangey teri doli wali car ne
paad k ne tent tere viah da
varatiya nu kutta gey
chadh ke kutpa halwai nu
jalebiya te reta bhukka gey




 :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Maa da dil kadon khush hunda?
« on: March 15, 2009, 09:04:53 PM »
jadon maa de sare bache ekathe beh k pyaar naal roti khande

you guys have anything to say? ofcourse you have

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Fun Time / Plot mein nahi thaaa - Punjabijanta Movie Award
« on: February 23, 2009, 02:36:19 PM »
ehe idea mainu ik comedy show ton mileya..
kye bari movie dekhde dekhde tuhade demag ch kuj eddan de question be aounde

Eample

Sholey movie dekhi..?
ramgarh wali pani te tanki dekhi..???
unha de pind vich bizli ne hundi c, dasso pani kiven tanki vich charda c???
nobody knows, keuki plot mein nahi thaaa...


jehri be new movie aoundi hai,, oss vicho appa 3 or more edda de parts labhne ,, aggr te mill gea samj lao te oh movie nu PJ dump movie da award naal sanmanit kitte javega..Award be labh bna lavangey pehla movie labho Laugh;)

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Gup Shup / Where is that $1 - giving away free knowledge
« on: February 20, 2009, 10:44:47 PM »
be mitro ehe problem bahout purani hai,, aggr kissye nu ehda answer pata hove te dasso,, mainu hunne hunne ehda answer pata lagea,,,aggr tuhade vicho koi jana answer kar deo te ohnu Thank YOu milluga :hehe: aggr kisye nu nahi aounda te mein dass deo, edda de gernal knowledge honi chahidi hai bande nu... Laugh;)

Where is that $1?. Three friends went to a hotel. The bill was $75/- Each one contributed $25/-. The waiter took the bill to the Cashier. The cashier was happy & decided To give them a discount of $5/- & asked the waiter to return them $5/-. Now the waiter was confused. How to distribute $5 among 3 persons? He kept $2 in his pocket & Gave $1 to each one of the 3 persons. So initially each one had contributed $25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their contribution reduces to $24. They all contributed $24 -- That is 24x3=72 & $2 are in the waiters pocket. The total becomes 74. But they Had paid $75. Where is the remaining $1?

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Request / ik gana
« on: February 20, 2009, 10:24:49 PM »
gana
ne kehra sanu mull le leya kinz boldi paiye ser chadke...

hai kissye kol :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Sabh to jeada Oftopic kon janda?
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:39:37 PM »
mein eddan nahi kehnda k mein eddan nahi karda, per fer be chalo sare jane vote kro k Tuhanu ki lagda sabh ton jeada ik topic nu rply karda karda enna mast ho janda oh offtopic ho janda, ewei gallan marn lagg janda aa
be mainu hor te kissye bare patta agger kissye ne apna name list vich leouna hove te YOU ARE MOST WELCOME Laugh;)

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Shayari / Apne Hothon pe Sajan chahta hoon
« on: January 14, 2009, 08:28:58 PM »
Main news paper te read ketti te vadiya laggi mein sochea chalo share ker leinde aa


Apne hothin par sajan chahta hoon
ajj tujhe mai gungunana chahta hoon

koi ansu tere daman par gira kar
buund(drop) ko moti banana chahta hoon

thak gea mai karte karte yaad tujko
abh tujhe mein yaad aana chahta hon

shaa rha hai sari basti mein andhera
roshni ho ghar jalana chahta hoon

akhri hichki tere jano pe aaye
mout bhi mein shaiyara chahta hoon


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News Khabran / Lohri
« on: January 12, 2009, 11:25:28 PM »
lohri be lohri katt de punch marori
katta gea nath,,,agge pata ne hunda..

be lohri wale gane sunn nu dil karda mere...

sunder mundriye ton elava, w39:

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Gup Shup / Gup Shup
« on: January 10, 2009, 10:54:46 PM »
ne mitro aah topic mein banaya ess karke,, jadon tusi kisye be topic vich hunde aa te topic nu dujje passe le jande uddan dean gallan ethe ake kar liya kro,,,
mera matlab ik bari ethe gal ohi shuru karlo original topic nu na begaro hih hih


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Gup Shup / one thing
« on: January 10, 2009, 09:26:45 PM »
ONE THING THAT YOU WANT CHANGE IN THIS WORLD?

mitro eh jaruri nahi k tuhade kol power hai eddan karn de te tusi nahi kar sakde,,,

fer dasso jarur bhame change nahi be kar sakde, fer be tusi kehra badlav karna chahoge

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