sat shri akal ji sarea nu chalo letz play a game
ithe tusi ik cheez nu describe karna ik line naal us cheez nu wich likhe bgair and bakia ne guess karna....
chalo main start karni a....

a place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.which place is this??

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don’t, you are not understanding


If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring

If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don’t , you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad

If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her

If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait

If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way


If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”

If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk


In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……


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A woman in Diafarabe, Mali, holds her brilliant yellow scarf against a deep blue African sky.


A yellow boat hull is reflected at the waterline in Forillon National Park, Quebec. This oceanside park is located at the farthest tip of Gaspe Peninsula.


A staircase stands in sharp relief against a wall of yellow stained glass at the University of Colorado in Boulder.


A brightly painted train engine stands under a deep blue sky in Santa Fe, New Mexico.


Red tears of sweat stream down the yellow-painted face of a Huli wigman in Papua New Guinea. His elaborate costume, donned for a ceremonial welcoming dance called the sing-sing, also includes a dramatic wig of human hair.


A spicebush swallowtail caterpillar in Cape Cod, Massachussets, shows off eyespots meant to deter predators looking for an easy meal.


Sunflowers like this one in Asheville, North Carolina, are prized for their beauty but also for their seeds and oil.


A yellow-shafted flicker leaves its nest in a forest in America. Flickers are woodpeckers that can hammer trees but prefer to forage on the ground. They often dig in the dirt for ants.



Yellow beach umbrellas line the sands at a hotel
on Phuket Island, Thailand.


Rows of yellow deck chairs line the pool of the Ciragan Palace Kempinski hotel in Istanbul, Turkey. Once a sultan's residence, the facility now pampers paying guests as one of the city's finest luxury resorts.


The yellow hues of a small home in Lanai City, Hawaii, are matched by its owner's vintage Plymouth. Many residents of this village live in such pastel-painted cottages, first built for pineapple plantation workers.



Eyelash vipers are indigenous to Central and South America and come in a variety of colors, including shocking yellow, like this specimen.


Yellow-necked caterpillars crowd a thin branch on a cherry tree in Frederick, Maryland. Infestations of these caterpillars may defoliate oaks and other hardwood trees but usually do no permanent damage.


Encouraged to bloom by rare rainstorms, a sea of wildflowers blankets the sand dunes of Simpson Desert National Park, Australia. The area averages fewer than 6 inches (15 centimeters) of rain per year.


A blanket of fallen maple leaves covers the ground with gold
during autumn in Washington D.C. The visual "quality" of each fall's foliage is determined by weather conditions such as moisture and temperature.

The Best Peom of 2008

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008

Written by an African Kid





When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black



And you "White Fellow"

When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
when you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey

And you calling me colored?

sat shri akal ji sareya nu...ithe dasso is time tuhada fav song ki a?? mere te badalde hi rehnde ne lolzz...jado ik pasand a janda ohnu sun sun ke odhi matt mar ke fer change hahaahah



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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

One day an employee sendsa letter to his boss asking
for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t
de$perately.I think you $hould be
under$tanding of the need$ of u$
worker$ who have given $o much
$upport including $weat and $ervice
to your company.I am $ure you will
gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh.

The next day, the employee recieved This letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working
very hard. NOwadays, NOthing
much has changed. You must have
NOticed that our company
is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying
the world`s leading ecoNOmists
are NOt sure if the United States
may go into aNOther recession. After
the NOvember presidential elections
things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean.[/size]

Select a shape below that appeals to you the most and then scroll down to read about your personality. A psychologist developed these shapes. They have been tested worldwide, over a period of several years

1.2.3.4.5.6.7. 8.9.

1.
Introspective Sensitive Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored.



2.
Independent Unconventional Unfettered
You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what expected of you.
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.


3.
Dynamic Active Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong commitment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.

4.
Down to Earth Well-Balanced Harmonious
You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human. You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. For you, clothing has to be practical and unobtrusively elegant.

5.
Professional Pragmatic Self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.
Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.[/i


6.
Peaceful Discreet Non-Aggressive
You are easy-going yet discreet. You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life and enjoy yourself. You need space, so you escape to beautiful hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer.


7.
Carefree Playful Cheerful
You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."
You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.


8.
Romantic Dreamy Emotional
You are a very sensitive person. You refuse to view things only from a sober, rational standpoint. What your feelings tell you is just as important to you. In fact, you feel it is important to have dreams in life, too.
You reject people who scorn romanticism and are guided only by rationality. You refuse to let anything confine the rich variety of your moods and emotions.


9.
Analytical Trustworthy Self-assured
Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever others overlook them.
Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.