Author Topic: Young Programmer (Read 6031 times)

SonnenKinder · « **on:** November 13, 2009, 04:31:14 PM »

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** November 13, 2009, 04:31:14 PM »

TheStig · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2009, 05:20:53 AM »

smart programmer haha he had his revenge frm project manager too

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:01:57 AM »

Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 14, 2009, 05:20:53 AM

smart programmer haha he had his revenge frm project manager too

only a handful ppz in PJ hv sense of humour

TheStig · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:04:18 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 14, 2009, 06:01:57 AM

only a handful ppz in PJ hv sense of humour

heheh na na bro ida nahi aa kise ne parheya ni hona dhayan nal

Y "BB" · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:05:51 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 14, 2009, 06:01:57 AM

only a handful ppz in PJ hv sense of humour

wot do ju mean :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

chal its ok

count me n that list...den it ll be ok

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:12:28 AM »

Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 14, 2009, 06:05:51 AM

wot do ju mean :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

chal its ok

count me n that list...den it ll be ok

how can i dare keep u out miss smart dress. you are already in :happy:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:14:30 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 14, 2009, 06:12:28 AM

how can i dare keep u out miss smart dress. you are already in :happy:

thanshkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :superhappy:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:17:39 AM »

Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 14, 2009, 06:04:18 AM

heheh na na bro ida nahi aa kise ne parheya ni hona dhayan nal

u know i cant miss my uni for a single day. All classmates start calling me coz they miss my humour at college too :happy: even my professors do...well one of my lady professor who was very dedicated to her work, had to go on maternity leave and she had only one lecture to deliver before she hd to proceed on leave. I went to c her in hospital with a bouque and asked her,"Mrs. pirku why did u pefer delivering a baby to delivering your last lecture." She gave me her weirdest luk coz her hubby was present der too :happy:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:19:41 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 14, 2009, 06:17:39 AM

u know i cant miss my uni for a single day. All classmates start calling me coz they miss my humour at college too :happy: even my professors do...well one of my lady professor who was very dedicated to her work, had to go on maternity leave and she had only one lecture to deliver before she hd to proceed on leave. I went to c her in hospital with a bouque and asked her,"Mrs. pirku why did u pefer delivering a baby to delivering your last lecture." She gave me her weirdest luk coz her hubby was present der too :happy:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ju idiot
shukar
oh indian nahi c...nahi tan tera ser ganja karke bhej da :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

damn u boy..ghaint aa tu :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

🚜 Zimidaar 🚜 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:20:54 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 13, 2009, 04:31:14 PM

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

Yaar apni ta greeji bohat jeyada hi high aa is layi gal palle hi nahi payi :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :waitin: :waitin: :wait: :wait: :wait:

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TheStig · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:24:42 AM »

aahahha
o m g

ahha well i work with aussies and they always expect something from me.
i'll go and ask my outsourcing manager." Hi saph...working hard..or hardly working " she starts laughing!n says Cheeky!

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:23:04 AM »

Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 14, 2009, 06:19:41 AM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ju idiot
shukar
oh indian nahi c...nahi tan tera ser ganja karke bhej da :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

damn u boy..ghaint aa tu :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

: u were not supposd to read that :hehe:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:24:58 AM »

Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 14, 2009, 06:24:42 AM

aahahha
o m g

ahha well i work with aussies and they always expect something from me.
i'll go and ask my outsourcing manager." Hi saph...working hard..or hardly working " she starts laughing!n says Cheeky!

life is all about laffing and making ohers laff