I was watching Mintoo on The Great Punjabi Comedy Show on ETC Alpha Punjabi TV.

Here's what our favorite singers would sing if they were living in hostels/dormitories in Punjabi Colleges...

Babbu Mann - Ajj Fer Teri Yaad Ayi Ae
babbu apniya takleefan dasda hoya...
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ajj fer mess vichon roti khani ae
ohi daal ohi sabji
ohi kosa pani ae
ajj fer mess vichon roti khani ae


Sardool Sikander apne mess officer naal gal karda...
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tan nanana tan nanana
pooriya da size ghataya na karo
sabji'ch tel jayada paya na karo
nakli je razma banaya na karo
tel peekey galey sade hunde ne kharab
dasso tusi asin kidhan parhange janab

anybody know what the original Sardool Sikander song is called??????
Satwinder Bugga - Rabb Sade Je (Yaar Na Vichhre)
Bugga apni girlfriend nu pajama pahke chala janda canteen'ch milan, aggey ki beetdi aa suno:
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ehne chiran baad aj mundyea nu pata laggeya ae
college'ch kudi naal kade pyar payida nai
je girlfriend nu milan jana hove,
tan pajama pakey kadey jayida nayi
haye jayida nahi

hoya ki je ajj sada ghaseya pajama ni
sada vi canada vichon aun wala mama ni
panj 7 jeban wali jean wala munda
kehda karleya sanu hun hor dasja
bomb de samaan menu kehn waliye,
bomb sade je chalaye kinney hor dasja ni