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« on: August 20, 2008, 02:12:06 PM »
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the
chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief

thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,

before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?"

The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."

When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the
interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.


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« on: August 20, 2008, 02:12:06 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih LOLZZZZZZ

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 05:19:38 AM »
 hih hih hih hih

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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 09:58:31 AM »
 hih hih hih

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 03:44:22 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 11:28:48 AM »
 :;) :;) :;) :;)

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 12:20:28 PM »
lolzzzzzzz

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 03:42:54 PM »
 Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 04:45:20 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2008, 06:42:57 AM »
 /:) /:) /:)

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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2008, 08:57:38 AM »
hmmmm.......

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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2008, 04:34:40 PM »
 ^#(^ ^#(^ ^#(^ ^#(^

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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2008, 04:36:45 PM »
hune he mai pai aa smile tu paa ve ditti.  hih hih

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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2008, 04:37:52 PM »
hahahahahha...........es site te sab to pehla koi v kamm cheene ne hi karna aa hih hih hih

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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2008, 04:50:32 PM »
 hih hih hih hih hih
accha accha baba theek aa.

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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2008, 05:03:09 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2008, 12:21:03 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2010, 09:46:35 AM »
oh shram karo sare hasan waleyoooooo . je koi apne kise guru da naaam lkihiya hunda enj he hasde sare ?????????????????????????????????????????????

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Re: jesus
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2010, 09:48:46 AM »
ethe laugh compition hunda peya wa ??????
 jesus ji ehna dewo thori yehi  :rabb:

 

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