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I am jesus!!!!!
« on: June 22, 2012, 06:19:39 AM »
Jesus can walk on water, humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans.. Therefore i am Jesus.

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I am jesus!!!!!
« on: June 22, 2012, 06:19:39 AM »

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 06:32:11 AM »
what does it exactly means  :waitin: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 08:37:23 AM »
:loll: I see

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 05:31:14 AM »
what does it exactly means  :waitin: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:

Jesus can walk on water



Humans are 70% water



I can walk on humans!



Therefore i am jesus!

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 05:40:48 AM »
well my doctor said i'm runnig out water in my body so therefor i can run over you but i'm not jesus !  :pagel:

 

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 05:43:46 AM »
Jesus can walk on water



Humans are 70% water



I can walk on humans!



Therefore i am jesus!


Illustrative version :D:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 05:47:54 AM »
well my doctor said i'm runnig out water in my body so therefor i can run over you but i'm not jesus !  :pagel:
You must be dehydrated


Illustrative version :D:
Hahaha yeah i just had to. Well he did say he didn't understand so why not illustrate it

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 05:52:35 AM »
You must be dehydrated

Hahaha yeah i just had to. Well he did say he didn't understand so why not illustrate it
no lol i'm 101% perfect ws kidin   :smile:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2012, 06:21:35 AM »
no lol i'm 101% perfect ws kidin   :smile:
You are not perfect  :waitin: :wow:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 11:37:00 AM »
Blasphemy!!

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 06:40:02 AM »

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 10:40:55 AM »
too much of anything is bad... specially crack...lol
Jesus can walk on water, humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans.. Therefore i am Jesus.

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 02:57:06 PM »
waheguru waheguru  :rabb:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 05:52:05 AM »
too much of anything is bad... specially crack...lol
Ok. Point being?

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2012, 09:17:05 AM »
see if u get of tht crack u will get my point..lol

i m jus joking... tht post of urs didnt make much sense.. so was telling u not to smoke pot..lol
Ok. Point being?

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2012, 07:02:05 AM »
see if u get of tht crack u will get my point..lol

i m jus joking... tht post of urs didnt make much sense.. so was telling u not to smoke pot..lol
:loll: I see. I don't know why you couldn't make sense of it. I illustrated it above mate

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2012, 12:27:17 AM »
So easy, why don't people get it :loll:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2012, 06:01:41 AM »
So easy, why don't people get it :loll:
:loll: Don't know either  :dnk:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2012, 06:46:36 PM »
:loll: Don't know either  :dnk:

you should post some more stuff like this, will force people to use their brains :loll:

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Re: I am jesus!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2012, 07:05:23 AM »
you should post some more stuff like this, will force people to use their brains :loll:
I know!!! and i don't mind explaining it at first but if i have to explain myself a thousand times, that would frustrate me. Bad.

 

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