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Football finally makes sense
« on: December 07, 2009, 06:11:41 PM »
A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it", she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just cannot understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like.... Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!"
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 06:16:30 PM »
-facepalms-
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 06:25:10 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: damn funny....
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 09:33:46 PM »
Quote from: DrPimper on December 07, 2009, 06:16:30 PM
-facepalms-
Our lives wud hv been dull widout Blondes around
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 09:36:01 PM »
Quote from: Jatt Yamla on December 07, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: damn funny....
A Blonde when asked whats stupidity answered," if ones parents are poor, its his destiny but if ones parents-in-law are poort its one's stupidity." who says Blondes ae stupids?
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 11:38:34 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: blonde
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 12:46:46 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 09, 2009, 11:38:34 PM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: blonde
:laugh: :laugh: jado mein blond da koi joke paste karda menu tu nazar aandi
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 12:49:59 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 12:46:46 AM
:laugh: :laugh: jado mein blond da koi joke paste karda menu tu nazar aandi
menu pta aa  :marro: :marro: :marro: tu tahi sara din blonde blonde kri jana aa :marro: :marro:

kal pta ki hoea
apa rat 2 vje bethe gala kar rahe c
sade dimag ch shataani ayi v jije nu dukhi krde aa
mere cousn bro ne meri sis  ne te ma jije nu iko msg bhejiyea

ohda koi reply n aya lassi ho gai
 :hehe: :hehe:
ohnu sda num. n pta aa

fer menu ik unknown num. toh miss call ayi..
ma keha ohi honea aa..ma keha puchdi aa msg krke kon...
karna c us unknwn num. te msg te kar dita jije nu msg

lasssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ho gai  :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 12:51:26 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 10, 2009, 12:49:59 AM
menu pta aa  :marro: :marro: :marro: tu tahi sara din blonde blonde kri jana aa :marro: :marro:

kal pta ki hoea
apa rat 2 vje bethe gala kar rahe c
sade dimag ch shataani ayi v jije nu dukhi krde aa
mere cousn bro ne meri sis  ne te ma jije nu iko msg bhejiyea

ohda koi reply n aya lassi ho gai
 :hehe: :hehe:
ohnu sda num. n pta aa

fer menu ik unknown num. toh miss call ayi..
ma keha ohi honea aa..ma keha puchdi aa msg krke kon...
karna c us unknwn num. te msg te kar dita jije nu msg

lasssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ho gai  :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
becharia sidia hundia :happy:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2009, 12:54:02 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 12:51:26 AM
becharia sidia hundia :happy:
kon sidia hundiyea  :lost:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2009, 12:56:59 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 10, 2009, 12:54:02 AM
kon sidia hundiyea  :lost:
Blondes hor kaun? sidhe bandia nu hamesha bewkof samjdi duniya :lost: jida tu menu samjhdi
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2009, 12:58:42 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 12:56:59 AM
Blondes hor kaun? sidhe bandia nu hamesha bewkof samjdi duniya :lost: jida tu menu samjhdi
aye haye
dekho tan sai es sidhe munde nu

shakal vakhai jara sidhe di :hehe:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2009, 01:02:13 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 10, 2009, 12:58:42 AM
aye haye
dekho tan sai es sidhe munde nu

shakal vakhai jara sidhe di :hehe:

jehri dikh diti dikha diti hun na vekhai kadi mein shakal :lost:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2009, 01:03:44 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 01:02:13 AM
jehri dikh diti dikha diti hun na vekhai kadi mein shakal :lost:
kiyu kiyu n vakhuni
ma tenu najar la deini aa kiya
vada aya hero  :hehe:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2009, 01:06:04 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 10, 2009, 01:03:44 AM
kiyu kiyu n vakhuni
ma tenu najar la deini aa kiya
vada aya hero  :hehe:
haiga e aa hero  :lost: mere shehr dekh aa ke, ik ambulance mere piche piche aandi, kuria no hospital le ke jaan li :lost:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 01:15:11 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 01:06:04 AM
haiga e aa hero  :lost: mere shehr dekh aa ke, ik ambulance mere piche piche aandi, kuria no hospital le ke jaan li :lost:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye ma margi  :hehe: :hehe:

munda kudiyea patda aa
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2009, 02:24:42 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 10, 2009, 01:15:11 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye ma margi  :hehe: :hehe:

munda kudiyea patda aa
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
ena bure din ni aaye mein kuri patawa :happy:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2009, 02:31:09 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 02:24:42 AM
ena bure din ni aaye mein kuri patawa :happy:
ahahahhahahhah ja ve tu gore
patda matalb apni fans banunda aa munda



 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2009, 06:26:59 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ мιя¢н on December 10, 2009, 02:31:09 AM
ahahahhahahhah ja ve tu gore
patda matalb apni fans banunda aa munda



 :lol: :lol: :lol:
mein vo ohi keha aje ene bur din ni aaye kuri patawa. kuria menu patandia  :laugh:
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Re: Football finally makes sense
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 10:23:09 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 10, 2009, 06:26:59 AM
mein vo ohi keha aje ene bur din ni aaye kuri patawa. kuria menu patandia  :laugh:
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: patanda nahi
pat da aa
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