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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 07, 2011, 11:53:47 PM »
Pinka tenu aa gaal lugi te tu matlab dus de . . . . . . . . . hun a na kahi menu nai pata . . . . Tu te gaalaan ch phd kiti jo tenu har gaal da matlab pata. . . . . Sare admin, sub admin te mod mil k hi  us line da mean dus do j dum hai te. . . . . . .

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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 07, 2011, 02:14:10 PM »
tarn 22 hun taan gall sishee tara saaf ho gai aa veere hun koi ghar da kamm kaaj kar le topic louck kar ke.


hun taan GS ne chat vi past karti .veere hun tu tansion na le thanda dudh pi ke soun ja.tera BP  vi theek ho jau.
 :smile:
gujar gaal hale vi saaf nai hoi . . . Gaal puri nai hoi hale. . . .jado tak jawab nai milda

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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 07, 2011, 01:40:52 PM »
Gs aa gaal c jis lai velly nu ban kita . . .
Hun menu tere te hasa aa reha. . . .aa dus velly  ne aa word kis nu keha . . . .
Nale aa dus aa koi gaal c jo tu ave rola paya. . . . . .
Gs kise nu puch pehlan galaan kehdiyan hundiyan. . . . J kise ne keh dita na a gaal ya than menu fard lai aa k. . .  Gs chal teri gal maan vi lenda a gaal ya velly ne kis nu nahi keha a word . . . . . . Thoda dimag naal soch . . . . . J . .

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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 07, 2011, 12:05:59 PM »
HUN MENU AA DUSOOO

TUSI SARE AA KEH RAHE HOO OHNE GAAL KADIII


HUN AA DUSOO KEHDII TE KIS NU KADIIII ...... J TUHADE KOL HAI TE IK SHOW KAROO SPOILER LA  .....

JIS NE GAAL KADII AAJ TAK SUB DI SHOW HO RAHIYAAN C

BUT IS DI NAHI HO RAHIII ....

IS NAAL DHAKA KARNA TE SAAF AFAZAAN CH KEH DOO

WARNA ASI VI APNE BHANDE THINDE CHUK LAIYE ........


NAHI TE JAWAB HOR VI BATHERE NE MERE KOL


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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 07, 2011, 10:44:40 AM »
sukhbeer te tarn, oney bhen di gaal kaddi chat vich, tuanu ajey tak disi ni? upper paste vi hoi aa

PINKA AKHA KHOL K DEKH KITHE YA  BHAN DI GAAL .... JO TENU VEKHDII YA .....

GAL AA YA ... TU VI TE OHNA DI GANG DA BANDA YA ............

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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 07, 2011, 06:08:30 AM »
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Kp te GS ......tuhade laye navi site ......join karo aa ke.......jado time lagge  ********......   



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$$VELLY_JATT$$: Aaj pataka nu far far k chlana.... saara saal bachdi rahe ehh....  .... dekhde kena ku barood laye ferde ehh.... 

$$VELLY_JATT$$: AJJA....PUTLE DE UNDER TANU HE PANA......DEKHDE KENA KU DHAMAKA KARDE YA........AAJ PATA LAG JU......LOLZZ
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pehli tan gall k hase mzak wali gall nu hase majak vich hi liya jave ,kp  aap har munde nu chhureya ,chhurleya kerdi rehndi aa , chhurle da punjabi ch matlab pta thonu ? k mai dassa ?
pehla pataka naam rakh liya ohne , hun ptake te tan eda da hi comment hona aa ,te bina complaint bvnaye ban keri jane ho , eddi ki aafat liya ti ohne ? thoda jiha khulle dimag naal socheya kro ,







GS  gaal aa nahi hai tu velly nu ban kita ... gal aa ya j us ne koi abusive language use hi nahi kitii te us nu ban kiyoo kita geya ........

j gaal abusive language te aa k rukdii hai te sub toon pehlaan kp nu ban karna cahida hai becoz jive RG ne mention kita ki ohh har kudii nu "chhurleya " keh k call kardii hai aa vi te gaal hai na .... hun dus veer ..... j site owner hai te sub lai baraber rules hone cahide ne ....
menu te hun aa feel hunda hai ki ADMINS ne pehlaan hii decide kita c ki VELLY nu BAN karna hai te finally kar hii dita ohh vi bina kise khaas karan toon

veer j ave hii chalda reha ... mark my wordz tuu te KP ne hii reh jana ithe bakii kise ne aa gaal nu bardash nahi karna ...

ik gaal aa te bus social networking site hai us nu koi fark nahi penda ki ohh ithe hai yaan nahi ohh duji site te chat kar luu ....
gaal aa ya ki ohh bina gaal toon ban hoya .........

jo menu te kuch hor members nu bardash nahi hoo rahii ..........

velly nu BAN karan da koi exact reason dus ........


menu pata tuu menu vi BAN kar de ga soo menu koi tension nahi hai becoz menu aa site naal jodan wala aa velly c

jinii mehnat terii site nu is bande ne kitii hai shayad kise hor ne kitii honiii ....

te tuu vi jawakaan wang us de joke nu serious le geya te chuk k BAN kar dita .........

so siyana te tuu hai hii joo aa decision lita us nnu BAN karan da ......

menu nahi lugda koi purana member apne aap nu ithe secure feel kar sakde aa case toon bad becoz

menu pata tenu shock luga ki teri site de almost sare member duji site te move kar gaye ne .....


te  tu shock ch aa k kise nu v BAN karii ja reha ............

baki teri marjii ya

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Complaints / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 06, 2011, 12:01:06 PM »
Achanak nahi ban keeta.

Oct 3, 2011 nu advertisement karda si, mein khud warn keeta usnu ke advertisement PJ rules de khilaf aa:
Kal (October 5, 2011), chat vich gaalan kaddiyan, pasted above by Sarpanch.

Te homepage utte kudiyan naal galt vivhaar karda si:
Purane member da eh matlab nahi ke jina marzi badtameezi karo jis naal vi. Asin sare ik duje nu pyar satikar naal bulaunde han, te aas karde han ke hor sare vi ik duje nu pyar satikar nal bulayo. Rab sab kuch dekhda veere.

Meinu pata hai site oh nahi rahi jo ik var hundi si, par veerji koi galt gal hovegi, asin kuch ta karange hi.
gs 22 jo tu 3erd oct di gaal kar  reha hai ... ohh us ne koi name maintion nahi kita us ne bus tere naal makhol kita ... aa nahi koi vi makhol nu seriously le loo

bakii jo us ne kp naal gaal hoii menu nahi lugda us ne koi gaal galoch kiti hai .... ....

pj da aa hi rule hai koi gaal nahi kadni ryt jina menu pata ........

j us ne koi gal hi nahi kadii then BAN kiyo...

bus us ne KP naal joke kita .........

koi JOKE kare is da matlab aa nahi sida BAN kar do...

agoo veer site owner tu ya jo marjii kar kise nu rakh yaan sub nu BAN kar de ...

menu nahi lugda c aa vi koi issue c ban karan da

inniyaan galaan nu bahut war baki members warii IGNORE kita janda

baki teri marjiiiii ............................

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Complaints / $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:04:47 AM »
$$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA 


HUN TE AA GAAL NAHI NA BANDII JADOO MAAN KITA KISE NU VI BAN KAR DOO ... JOO PURANE USER NE LEAST ONNA NAAL VI AA HII KARNA TE KIS  NE AA SITE TE RUKNA ....

ADMIN SAAB .. IK CHIZ TE SAREYAAN NE NOTICE KAR HII LITII HONII LAST 1 MONTH TOO ITHOO DI VISIT KINII GHAT GAII HAI ... IS DA KOI HOR KARAN NAHI HAI ... ISS DA AA HII KARAN HAI JOO SARE APNII MAN MARZII KARAN TE TULE HOYE YA .... ...


AVE HII CHALDA REHA ... TE KISE NE RUKNA ITHE ... BETHE REHNA IK DUJE NU BAN KARDE REHNA ...
 
BAKII MAIN MUDE  DI GAAL TE WICH HI REH GAIII ...
$$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIYO KITA GEYA US DA JAWAB HUNE DITA JAYE


OHH ITHE LAST ALMOST 4 AND HALF YEARS TOON HAI AAJ TAK US NE KISE NU KUCH NAHI KEHA TE AAJ ACHANAK US NU BAN KAR DITA GEYA ...

MENU NAHI LUGDA AA TUSSAAN NE KOI CHANGII KARTOOT KITII YA ....

SHAME ON U ........  :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:

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kithee mar gayyy

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Jokes Majaak / Re: supreet da kudi nu porpose karan da nma style
« on: October 05, 2011, 03:44:44 AM »
hahaha

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Jokes Majaak / Papa ghar Hai?
« on: October 03, 2011, 07:02:16 AM »
Postman knockd d door a Kid came wid cigrete in mouth n Beer in hand

Postman-Papa h?.
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Kid-ABE gadhe,MUJE DEKH K LAGTA Hai BAAP GHAR PE Hoga
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sorry yar
« on: October 03, 2011, 07:00:17 AM »
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D:...

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Jokes Majaak / If you have girlfriend must read it
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:59:03 AM »
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Truth of life
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:55:38 AM »
''SUKH" . . .
utna hi milega . . .
jitna Punya kiya hoga, . .
Parantu . .
"SHANTI" . . .
Utni hi milegi jitni
Gharwali chahegi

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Jokes Majaak / Sorry yar
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:53:58 AM »
Silky-Main tujhe phone kar raha tha,par tera mob no bhul gya
sanj-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leti
silky -Sorry yaar
dimag me nahi aaya

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Jokes Majaak / A sad story of a boy..
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:51:46 AM »
Thumbs up Uski zulfon ki chaoon mein
A sad story of a boy..

Uski zulfon ki chaaon main jab se soya hun..

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Allah di kasam merian te juaan e ni mukkdiyan,
Ammi breek kangi deo.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Wrong number
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:47:44 AM »
Bhayanak reply of BANIYA when he get wrong number
Tring tring...
1st : Hello SUNNY hai kya??
BANIYA: Nahi, ACTIVA hai, par dunga nahi..!!:-) :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Punjab police di koi rees nahi
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:44:09 AM »
Punjab police di koi rees nahi

Ik banda nehar wich naha reha c..



1 Police wala kehnda

" Chal oye, Bahar aa k kapde paa, teri talashi laini aa"

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Jokes Majaak / punjab police
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:42:42 AM »
EK punjab police dey inspector ney Poltry farm khreed lyaa.
Inspector ney sab murgiyan nu keha- J sab ne raat 2-2 ande na dite tan vekh lyo fer.
Sab ne 2 ande dite par ek ne sirf ek anda dita.
Inspector-Tu ek anda kyun dita? Usne jawab dita- Janab eh V tuhade darr nal he dita hai vaise main tah MURGA haan

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Jokes Majaak / fir dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan................
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:40:45 AM »
Circus wich ek kudi ne sher nu jaffi payi hoyi c......

Ringmaster-hai koi hor jehra jaffi pawe.....?

Tarn-pehla sale sher nu ta passe kar fer dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan.... :hug: :hug: :hug:

Ringmaster- :hit: :hit: :hit: :hit:

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Jokes Majaak / मैंने रात को सपना देखा
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:37:40 AM »
पति (पत्नी से) - मैंने रात को सपना देखा !

पत्नी - क्या देखा ?

पति - कि तुम प्यार कर रही हो !

पत्नी - किससे ?

पति - वही तो मैं पहचान नहीं सका! रात मैं बिना चश्मे के ही सो गया था ...!!!

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