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Shayari / ਵਫਾਂ ਦੀ ਨਿਸਾਨੀ
« on: April 19, 2012, 05:35:48 AM »
ਸਰਦੀਆ ਦੀ ਇਕ ਸਰਦ ਸਾਂਮ ਨੂੰ ਉਸਨੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਹੱਥ ਫੱੜ ਕੇ ਕਿਹਾ
" ਐਨੇ ਗਰਮ ਹੱਥ ਵਫਾਂ ਦੀ ਨਿਸਾਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ "

ਮੇਨੂੰ ਹੁੱਣ ਖਿਆਲ ਆਇਆ ਕੇ ਉਸ ਵੱਕਤ ਉਸਦੇ ਹੱਥ ਏਨੇ ਠੰਡੇ ਕਿਉ ਸੀ ?

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Complaints / ki ho geya sarpanch kar ta topic lock mera .....
« on: October 21, 2011, 03:30:10 AM »
ki gaal hawa nikal gaiii sare admins dii such sun k .... joo innii chetiii merii topic lock kar dita ....

hor tuu kar vi ki sakda c .......

tenu sharam te nahi aii honii topic lock kardeyaan .... yaan tuuu sharam proof hai .....

besharmii dii vi koi hadd hundii hai ohh vii tusii lokaan ne croos kar ditii

inne joga hiii ya tuu rola paan jogaa yaan topic hii lock kar sakda

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Complaints / MENU (TARN) BAN KIYOO KITA CHAT CHOO KOHINOOR
« on: October 20, 2011, 11:34:13 AM »
MENU (TARN) BAN KIYOO KITA CHAT CHOO KOHINOOR 


KOHINOOR MENU TE PEHLAAN PATA C TUSI MENU BAN KARAN DE BAHANE LUB RAHE HOO ...

AA DUSOO MENU BAN KEHDII GAAL TOON KITA GEYA ......

MENU AA DUSOO NA MAIN KOI RUDE WORD USE KITA....NA MAIN KOI ABUSIVE WORD USE

TENU LUGDA J MAIN KUCH GALAT KEHA THEN ITHE CHAT POST KAR .....

BAHUT WADE ADMAIN BANE FIRDE HOO TUSII SARE ...... JOO MAAN  KITA OHH KARNA .... JINE GAAL KADII US NU TE BAN NAHI KITA ... ...


AA HUN GS KITHE GEYA .... JO KEHANDA RUB SUB VEKH REHA ....HUN NAHI VEKHDA RUB TUHADA ....


MAIN NAAM DUS DENDA JINAA NE GALAAN KADIYAAN
-PANGBAZZ JATT
-Nvikram


INNA DUM HAI TE CHAT ITHE POST KAROO BINA EDIT KITE ....

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Complaints / $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIYOO KITA
« on: October 15, 2011, 06:47:41 AM »
$$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN  KIYOO KITA GEYA ISS DA HALE VI KOI PAKA KARAN NAHI DITA GEYA ....


JAD TAK MENU JAWAB NAHI MILDA MAIN AVE JAAN NAHI CHADNII ...

JOO ADMIN KARAN DE RAHE NE US GAAL NAAL KOI BAN HON DA MATLAB HII NAHI HAI ...

MAIN KARAN AA HO SAKDA JOO GAAL HOII US CH ADMIN DI GF C SOO ADMIN NU GUSSA AYA TE VELLY NU BAN KAR DITA



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Complaints / $$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:04:47 AM »
$$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIS NE TE KIYOO KITA 


HUN TE AA GAAL NAHI NA BANDII JADOO MAAN KITA KISE NU VI BAN KAR DOO ... JOO PURANE USER NE LEAST ONNA NAAL VI AA HII KARNA TE KIS  NE AA SITE TE RUKNA ....

ADMIN SAAB .. IK CHIZ TE SAREYAAN NE NOTICE KAR HII LITII HONII LAST 1 MONTH TOO ITHOO DI VISIT KINII GHAT GAII HAI ... IS DA KOI HOR KARAN NAHI HAI ... ISS DA AA HII KARAN HAI JOO SARE APNII MAN MARZII KARAN TE TULE HOYE YA .... ...


AVE HII CHALDA REHA ... TE KISE NE RUKNA ITHE ... BETHE REHNA IK DUJE NU BAN KARDE REHNA ...
 
BAKII MAIN MUDE  DI GAAL TE WICH HI REH GAIII ...
$$VELLY_JATT$$ NU BAN KIYO KITA GEYA US DA JAWAB HUNE DITA JAYE


OHH ITHE LAST ALMOST 4 AND HALF YEARS TOON HAI AAJ TAK US NE KISE NU KUCH NAHI KEHA TE AAJ ACHANAK US NU BAN KAR DITA GEYA ...

MENU NAHI LUGDA AA TUSSAAN NE KOI CHANGII KARTOOT KITII YA ....

SHAME ON U ........  :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:

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kithee mar gayyy

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Jokes Majaak / Papa ghar Hai?
« on: October 03, 2011, 07:02:16 AM »
Postman knockd d door a Kid came wid cigrete in mouth n Beer in hand

Postman-Papa h?.
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Kid-ABE gadhe,MUJE DEKH K LAGTA Hai BAAP GHAR PE Hoga
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / If you have girlfriend must read it
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:59:03 AM »
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Truth of life
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:55:38 AM »
''SUKH" . . .
utna hi milega . . .
jitna Punya kiya hoga, . .
Parantu . .
"SHANTI" . . .
Utni hi milegi jitni
Gharwali chahegi

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Jokes Majaak / Sorry yar
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:53:58 AM »
Silky-Main tujhe phone kar raha tha,par tera mob no bhul gya
sanj-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leti
silky -Sorry yaar
dimag me nahi aaya

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Jokes Majaak / A sad story of a boy..
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:51:46 AM »
Thumbs up Uski zulfon ki chaoon mein
A sad story of a boy..

Uski zulfon ki chaaon main jab se soya hun..

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Allah di kasam merian te juaan e ni mukkdiyan,
Ammi breek kangi deo.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Wrong number
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:47:44 AM »
Bhayanak reply of BANIYA when he get wrong number
Tring tring...
1st : Hello SUNNY hai kya??
BANIYA: Nahi, ACTIVA hai, par dunga nahi..!!:-) :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Punjab police di koi rees nahi
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:44:09 AM »
Punjab police di koi rees nahi

Ik banda nehar wich naha reha c..



1 Police wala kehnda

" Chal oye, Bahar aa k kapde paa, teri talashi laini aa"

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Jokes Majaak / punjab police
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:42:42 AM »
EK punjab police dey inspector ney Poltry farm khreed lyaa.
Inspector ney sab murgiyan nu keha- J sab ne raat 2-2 ande na dite tan vekh lyo fer.
Sab ne 2 ande dite par ek ne sirf ek anda dita.
Inspector-Tu ek anda kyun dita? Usne jawab dita- Janab eh V tuhade darr nal he dita hai vaise main tah MURGA haan

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Jokes Majaak / fir dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan................
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:40:45 AM »
Circus wich ek kudi ne sher nu jaffi payi hoyi c......

Ringmaster-hai koi hor jehra jaffi pawe.....?

Tarn-pehla sale sher nu ta passe kar fer dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan.... :hug: :hug: :hug:

Ringmaster- :hit: :hit: :hit: :hit:

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Jokes Majaak / मैंने रात को सपना देखा
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:37:40 AM »
पति (पत्नी से) - मैंने रात को सपना देखा !

पत्नी - क्या देखा ?

पति - कि तुम प्यार कर रही हो !

पत्नी - किससे ?

पति - वही तो मैं पहचान नहीं सका! रात मैं बिना चश्मे के ही सो गया था ...!!!

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Train 'ਚ ਖਡੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੇ Platform ਤੇ ਖਡੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂੰ ਪੁਿਛਆ


ਕੁੜੀ -ਜੇਹ ਕੋਣਸਾ Station ਹੈ ???


ਮੁੰਡਾ - ਪਿਹਲਾਂ ਆਪਣਾ ਮੋਬਾਇਲ ............number ਦੇ ਫੇਰ ਦੱਸਾਂਗਾ


ਕੁੜੀ -ਹੇ Rabba !!




















































































ਪੰਜਾਬ ਆ ਗਿਆ.................

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Love Pyar / ♥♥love♥♥
« on: October 01, 2011, 07:01:35 AM »
a girl asked her bf if she was pretty,boy said"no"
then she asked if she was fat,boy said"yes"
then she asked if he wanted to wid her forever,boy said"no"
then she asked if he would cry if she walked away,boy said"no"
the girl wanted to leave now.as she walked away,
boy grabbed her arm nd told her to stay.
Then he said"u r nt pretty,u r beautiful.
The only thing fat or big abt u is ur heart.
I dun want to be wid u forever,i need to be wid u forever.
Nd baby i would nt cry if u walked away,i would die

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Jokes Majaak / a shopkeeper
« on: September 26, 2011, 05:51:03 AM »
chota bacha shopkeeper se,"Uncle, rang gorra karne waali cream hai kya" :wait: :wait: :wait:




sopkeeper,"haan hai................" :candies: :candies:




chota bacha," toh saale lagta kyun ne, main roj dar jata hun...... :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

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Jokes Majaak / ۩۞★ਮੁਸਕਾਨ★۞۩ after marriage
« on: September 26, 2011, 05:15:21 AM »
۩۞★ਮੁਸਕਾਨ★۞۩ da weah ho janda ta sohre gahrr jandi

pehla din apni SAss nu kehndi

۩۞★ਮੁਸਕਾਨ★۞۩: Mami tusi kamm rehn deo main kardi aa tusi araam karoo

after one month

۩۞★ਮੁਸਕਾਨ★۞۩: mami tusi Jhadu fair lo main rotia bnaa dindi aa

after one year

۩۞★ਮੁਸਕਾਨ★۞۩: Pta nahi budi kithey margi swair de ehna kamm pea kon karoo ga :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Rajiv Gandhi
« on: September 26, 2011, 05:00:08 AM »
Rajiv Gandhi nark mai baitha muskuraya.

Indira ne puucha-kya huya.

Rajiv ne kaha- Soniya se shadi maine ki bhugat Manmohan raha hai
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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