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Jokes Majaak / Do You Pray Before Eating?

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:57:35 AM »

The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”

“No sir,” Little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook!”

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Jokes Majaak / Church Sunday

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:56:52 AM »

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.”"How’s that?” asked his friend.”It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.”

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Jokes Majaak / At a Dentist’s

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:56:08 AM »

Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you to give a few of your loudest screams.” Patient: “Why, Doc? It isn’t all that bad this time.” Dentist: “Well, there are about 20 people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the five o’clock Braves game on Channel 4.”

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Jokes Majaak / Marriage Conclusion

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:55:28 AM »

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”

“What dear?” She asked gently.

“I think you bring me bad luck.”

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Jokes Majaak / Husband Compliment

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:53:51 AM »

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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Jokes Majaak / Things to Remember During a War

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:51:33 AM »

Things to Remember During a War

1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.

2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.

4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.

5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.

6. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.

7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.

8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.

9. You are not Tom Cruise.

10. SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.

11. If you aren’t sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.

12. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.

13. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.

14. Smart bombs have bad days too.

15. The best defense is to stay out of range.

16. If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat

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Jokes Majaak / Funny Blind Date

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:49:45 AM »

Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.

When the girl got back from the date she said “That was the worst night of my life!”

“Why is that?” her mom asked.

“He owns a 1922 Rolls Royce!”

“Isn’t that a good thing?”

“He’s the original owner mom!”

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Shayari / Bapu kehnda kamliye “tARn” saada jawan ho gya…

« on: October 21, 2010, 02:44:09 AM »

Raah wich chalde chalde nuksan ho geya “TarN” da Dil kudi te beyimaan ho geya,

Na din nu chain na raat nu neend aawe Mai tan pareshan ho geya,
Ghar wich mai kise nu na bulawan na hassan Sara tabhar pareshan ho geya,

Ehi gal bebe ne bapu kol kehti Bapu kehnda kamliye “tARn” saada jawan ho gya…

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