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« on: February 01, 2010, 01:49:27 PM »
Tuhade kol bhut sare paise aa jan, ta una da ki karoge ? kive use karoge.....
example: home, cloths, car, bike, business etc.......
542
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:46:49 PM »
jey karr tusi turey jandey ho ta kisey kudi da dupataa tuadey muh tey akey wajda hian hwaa nal ta tusi kee kaho gey uss kudi nu
543
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:44:14 PM »
Fees Maafi Layi Arjii !!!
To
The Principal,
Mitran Da School,
Sir ji,
Gal eh hai ki mere baapu ne mainu fees layi 500 rupaiya dita c. 100 rupaiye taan Pooja te Shilpa ne noodles te cold drink te lwa ditte, 150 rupaiye de capsool le layi. Baki 250 rupaiye English waali Madam karke shart haar gaya, mitran ne shart lagai c ke osda sirf Maths waale sir naal tanka hai, par saali da kaiyan naal chakkar hai, is karke yaar hun bhukhe-nange ho gaye, is karke fees maaf kitti jaave,
Dhannwad,
Tuhada Mittar,
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
544
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:40:37 PM »
VERY INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE THINGS
1
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
2
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4
Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5
The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'..
6
The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
545
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:36:00 PM »
I HATE MATHS.......
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
546
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:33:03 PM »
One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.
547
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:27:43 PM »
m keha c na click ni krni j hunn kar hi ditti hai tan daso j Rabb toh ik swaal karan da mouka milla tan ki kroge ??
548
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:26:26 PM »
A man was walking on a shaking bridge.
He prayed for help.He swa God on the other side of the bridge & asked God to come near,But God did not come.Man got angry,with great difficulty he crossed to the other side & saw God holding the broken bridge!Trust Him!His ways are amazing
549
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:24:14 PM »
han g !!! ah nawe purje jado aunde ta eh puchde ke purja kisnu kehnde aa
ahi dasan layi eh topic ban reha ke purja kudiya nu kehnde aa .......jine v nawe purje eithe aunde aa eithe attendence jaroor la ke jao g te ah koi eida uda da word ni haiga eh funny word ...dun mind grls hehehehe
:laugh: :laugh:
550
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:21:46 PM »
Hi!--------Salam!
Good Morning!---------Sabah el kheer
Good Evening!---------Masaa el kheer
Welcome! (to greet someone)------- Marhaban
how r u .....Kefal haal
tu kithey hian -----when anta (kudi laee anti)
551
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:20:16 PM »
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. To the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
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552
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:09:33 PM »
murgi pehla aai ja anda....................????????
553
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:07:55 PM »
maa kol rehna ya abroad jana da moka mile ta phli pasand ki hove ge ????????
554
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:05:41 PM »
hanji PJ valio kida??? acha is thread ch tusi daso tusi kis to darde ho
[ mention the things u r scared of]
mainu apne gusse to darr lagda....
555
« on: February 01, 2010, 12:31:48 PM »
Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye,
jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae,
tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi,
jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae.
556
« on: January 31, 2010, 09:44:56 AM »
Meri Jind De Pal Ne Thode Jehe,
Ki Pata Eh Kad Muk Jani.
Eh Raat v Hai Choti Jehi,
Din Dur Nai Eh v Luk Jani,
Mere Saahan Di Tor Badi Hauli Hai,
Ki Pata Kado Eh Ruk Jani.
Akh Hanjuya De Naal Bhari Meri,
Tu Aa Jave Te Eh Suk Jani.
Eh Pal Di Umar Badi Thodi Hai,
Ki Pata Kado Kalam Meri Tut Jani.
Meri MAUT Da Raah Bada Thoda Hai,
Kujh Chir ch Akh Meri Jhuk Jani.
MAUT meri Lai jau Door Kite,
Par Eh Na Sochi Ke Yaari Muk Jani
557
« on: January 31, 2010, 09:43:10 AM »
Unjh bohati seyani
par aklon neyani si,
Sadi jindagi vich vi
aayi ik 'Marjani' si.
Main Marothal da rukh
Te Oh nadiyan da pani si.
Dana chug jine udhna si sikhaya,
Ik din etho vi udd jani si.
Dukh taan Meri jindagi ch likhe ne.
Unjh ilzam di gall ohde utte aani si...
558
« on: January 31, 2010, 09:09:43 AM »
Mar Mukk Gye da na koi Gwaah loko,
Saathi koi na Jagg toh challeyaan da...
Sach peeraan-fakeeraan ne Gall aakhi.
Haasa Saareyan da TE Rona kalleyan da...
559
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:44:34 AM »
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai
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« on: January 31, 2010, 08:35:44 AM »
Chaar dino ka vacation ho abba,
Lambi parhai,
Lambi parhai,
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad ho abba,
Bunk lagaya,
Bunk lagaya,
Soya raha me classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pitke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
4 dino ka vacation ho abba,
lambi parhai
lambi parhai...
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