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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:56:52 AM »
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.”"How’s that?” asked his friend.”It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.”
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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:56:08 AM »
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you to give a few of your loudest screams.” Patient: “Why, Doc? It isn’t all that bad this time.” Dentist: “Well, there are about 20 people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the five o’clock Braves game on Channel 4.”
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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:55:28 AM »
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”
“What dear?” She asked gently.
“I think you bring me bad luck.”
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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:53:51 AM »
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:51:33 AM »
Things to Remember During a War
1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
6. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.
7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.
8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.
9. You are not Tom Cruise.
10. SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.
11. If you aren’t sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.
12. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.
13. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.
14. Smart bombs have bad days too.
15. The best defense is to stay out of range.
16. If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat
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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:49:45 AM »
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.
When the girl got back from the date she said “That was the worst night of my life!”
“Why is that?” her mom asked.
“He owns a 1922 Rolls Royce!”
“Isn’t that a good thing?”
“He’s the original owner mom!”
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« on: October 21, 2010, 02:44:09 AM »
Raah wich chalde chalde nuksan ho geya “TarN” da Dil kudi te beyimaan ho geya,
Na din nu chain na raat nu neend aawe Mai tan pareshan ho geya,
Ghar wich mai kise nu na bulawan na hassan Sara tabhar pareshan ho geya,
Ehi gal bebe ne bapu kol kehti Bapu kehnda kamliye “tARn” saada jawan ho gya…
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« on: October 18, 2010, 03:13:27 AM »
HAPPY DUSSEHRA HAPPY DUSSEHRA :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: October 12, 2010, 01:11:37 PM »
Ohdi nafarat di hi sahi, par kise cheej da haqdaar ta ban gya,
Ohda aaun wala kal na sahi, par beeti hoyi yaad ta ban gya,
Main oh kissa na sahi jo oh sab nu suna sake,
Par jis utte sab nu hassa sake, oh majaak ta ban gya,
Parh parh k laayi hoyi kitaaban di dheri wicho,
Kise konne ch ruldi koi kitaab tan ban gya,
Main oh phull na sahi jehnu oh apne dil de baag ch khila sake,
par uhde pairan heth masleya ik Gulaab ta ban gya,
Main us aasmaan ch chamakda koi taara na sahi jihnu tak k oh khoobsurti da maan kardi,
Par 'tarn' us chann de mathe da ik daag ta ban gya .....
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« on: October 12, 2010, 12:57:01 PM »
Lekha vich vichore reh gye, hanju ro-ro thode reh gye.
Ikk na manni ohne meri,hath v mere jode reh gye.
Hun ta aake mil le sajna, "TarN" de din thode reh gaye.
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« on: October 12, 2010, 12:54:33 PM »
Din charya taa suraj aaya. . Shaam payi te ghar nu apne mud gaya suraj v. . Panchi v mudgaye apne ghara nu. .bus ek mei haa jo ek jagah khada haa. . . partada hi nahi. . . Sunya c dukha picho sukh aunde ne. .te sukha picho dukh. . Jo pehla khid khid hasya c. . Aaj oh ronda a. . Har ik de halaat badalde ne. . .har ik de halaat sanwarde ne. . . bus ik mei haa. . .jisde halaat badalde hi nahi. . . Mei jeehnu tut k pyar kita. .oh jithe v hou aaj v yaad kardi honi a. .roj nahi taa kde kde taa yaad kar. . mainu akha bhardi honi a. . ek mei haa jisde mukgaye hanju. . . akh rondi hi nahi. . Ek Ek din karke kinne saal gujargaye ne . . , ek ek pal karke kinna waqt gujar gaya a. . ek ek sah karke. .mere kinne sah gujargaye ne. . bus ik mei haa. . . . jo gujarda hi nahi. .
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« on: October 12, 2010, 12:50:23 PM »
ਉਦਾਸੀ ਨਾਲ ਵੀ ਮੇਰਾ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਅਜੀਬ ਏ,
ਜਿਨਾ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਦੂਰ,ਉੱਨਾ ਆਉਦੀ ਕਰੀਬ ਏ,
ਫ਼ਿਕਰ, ਦੁੱਖ, ਸ਼ਿਕਵੇ, ਤਨਹਾਈ,ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ,
ਉੰਝ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਹਾਂ ਬੜੇ ਚੰਗੇ ਨਸੀਬ ਏ,
ਉਦਾਸ ਜਹੇ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਐਨੀ ਪੈਗੀ,
ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਕੋਈ ਮਿਲੇ ਬੜਾ ਲਗਦਾ ਅਜੀਬ ਏ,
ਸ਼ੌਹਰਤਾਂ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਲੱਗ ਬਦਲ ਗਏ ਆਪਣੇ,
ਕਾਹਦਾ ਐ ਅਮੀਰ ਜੋ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਗਰੀਬ ਏ,
ਗੁੱਝੇ ਜਖ਼ਮਾਂ ਵਾਗ ਰੜਕਣ ਬੋਲ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ,
ਤਲਵਾਰਾਂ ਤੋ ਡੂਘੇ ਵਾਰ ਕਰ ਗਈ ਜੀਭ ਏ...!!!!!!
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« on: October 12, 2010, 12:42:50 PM »
If your dad arranges your marriage with the person above you, what would be your reaction?
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« on: October 12, 2010, 12:38:18 PM »
How many GF/BF does the person above you have?
Make a guess!!
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« on: October 11, 2010, 10:56:27 AM »
MA da rutdba hain boht wadhaa
MA kahe ta Shati ch thand pendi
Ma sabad hai boht peara yeha
Ma kahe ta muh which khand pendi
Bacha roti ager khanda hoye ta
Ma daikh k he hain rajh jandi
Mehmi chad pardais ja mill ma nu
Tenu milan nu raha tey akha wechai jandi [/b]
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« on: October 11, 2010, 10:52:31 AM »
teri yaad bhi ek beeta hua kal hai,
jise bhula na paun aisa wo pal hai,
kabhi mere dil ki gehraiyo se guzar kar to dekh,
mere wajood se juda tera har pal hai.
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« on: October 05, 2010, 12:10:04 PM »
:omg:aa pink wali kudi ki keh rahi honi black wali nu...... :blah: :blah: :blah:
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« on: October 05, 2010, 12:01:52 PM »
dekho loko kudi top karu gi
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« on: October 03, 2010, 11:34:02 AM »
j pasand ave te reply jaruru kariyo......
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« on: September 29, 2010, 02:43:02 PM »
Who is liar???????? Girls OR Boys
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