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Messages - Sw33tgirl
4561
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:46:13 AM »
present masterni g................. :superhappy: :superhappy:
4562
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:44:48 AM »
chaklo chaklo sareyan nu.....
kyu chittar khane aa :marro: :marro: :marro:
4563
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:29:27 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4564
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:28:55 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzz
raju chacha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4565
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:28:15 AM »
Baari Barsi Khattan geya khat ke leyan di 'BUS'.. :;)
Mai kuri Sony Ericsion warge te tu Nokia 3310.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Asiqh Asiqh har koi kehnda,
Asiqh hunde ne GAPPI,
Gallah Gallah chh samunder tapp jande,
Bhave NALLI jave na tappi. Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4566
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:16:34 AM »
yea its true............ =D> =D>
4567
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:15:17 AM »
aho mumbai vich hou koi tapori kudi lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4568
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:05:40 AM »
Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!…abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai…Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai…Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai… Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha…thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai…Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga…bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch…Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga…Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai…han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
lolzzzzzzzzzz......nice one :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4569
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:02:44 AM »
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as what’s that?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short; when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty?
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?
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:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
4570
« on: May 02, 2009, 01:50:47 AM »
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
pehla v sunya hoya....par hassa aunda :laugh: :laugh:
4571
« on: May 02, 2009, 01:40:16 AM »
pappu................ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4572
« on: May 01, 2009, 09:55:15 PM »
Satnam sri Waheguru....... :rabb:
4573
« on: May 01, 2009, 09:50:41 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cheema..................
4574
« on: May 01, 2009, 09:42:21 PM »
ooo waittt waitt waittt a o vala shamak nai si...a patli shamak jei nar vala shamak si........ X_X X_X
oho dev g mai ta oda ae puchya c preet siso......... coz kafi jania ne mainu shamk shallo keha c...........and jado preet siso ne kea ta maipuchya k ki matbal hunda ehda and ohna ne topic ae banata..........!!!!!
4575
« on: May 01, 2009, 12:04:51 PM »
hawwwwwwwww preet siso tusi ta topic banata.................. X_X X_X X_X
mai ta vese ee puchya c thode kolo............k ki matbal hunda...........
4576
« on: May 01, 2009, 11:48:37 AM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: jehda wekho......naa kudiyaan kuch boll ni sakdiyaan...net te khull milli v aa sab nu...sahmne kadi boll ke wekhnaa c :hit: eh naa edaan bollnaa ban kar denaa chahidaa
koi ni sis thandi ho ja ena gussa ni karida hunda............. :hug: :hug: :hug: hmmmm Parle-g mai v khandi hundi c jado shoti hundi c........tasty lagde c.....faide da ta udo pata ni c.........te hun mai khandi ae ni ehe biscuit........vese ehe glucose biscuits hunde ne good for everyone........
4577
« on: May 01, 2009, 09:14:53 AM »
:hug: aja tujhe btaun k pyaar kaise karte hain parle G kha kar :love:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4578
« on: May 01, 2009, 09:00:39 AM »
vadaiya dev g.............. :he: :he:
4579
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:59:22 AM »
balle.................congrats twinkle
4580
« on: May 01, 2009, 07:12:59 AM »
vese sahi keha mai kyu hasdi aa :problem: :problem: :problem:.......
mai v ta engnr banana ae .......... :hehe: :hehe:
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