August 07, 2022, 05:40:43 PM

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Topics - Sw33tgirl

Pages: [1] 2 3
Jokes Majaak / What's App
« on: July 11, 2014, 02:28:49 AM »
Crazy people on almost Evryone's WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping"

...since 3 Days!  :surp:

He's Probably dead.

2. Someone never sends anything, ...then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night"  :waitin:

3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him.  :worried:

4. Someone is "Driving"

...since 5 days!

I guess he reached Dubai!!  :wait:

5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. 

Seems like he wants to play table tennis! :wow:

6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" .

Guess his time stood still .  :lost:

7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month.

Living in Paradise? :dnk:

8. Someone is alwz 'available'..

How free Are you?????    :mean:

9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp'

I Know ! That's why you're on my list!  :huh:

10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"...

Dont get it..

Are u in the police �� or ambulance service? :smh:

11. Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only"

Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function  :he: :he:

Jokes Majaak / *Pappu Naayi*
« on: July 10, 2014, 10:46:29 PM »
Pappu ne naayi de dukan khol layi.
ik din appu us dukan te shave kraun aaya....
Pappu-muchhan rakhaniyan ?  :wait:
Appy: han .
Pappu: (muchhan katt ke) aa le jeb wich pa le  :5:

 :laugh: :laugh:

Gup Shup / ~HApPy B'dAy SanDy(ItAlO)~
« on: June 08, 2010, 10:51:11 PM »
Many Many Many Happy Returns Of Dis Day Meri Sabto Lovly Te Jaanu Maanu Siso nu  :hug: :kiss: :love:
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Sandy
Happy Birthday To You

Though I knw She Ij Not ere....Te shyd aj na ave:( ....!

Bt Fer V AM shooooooooooo Appyyyyyyyyy Ajj Meri Janu Manu Da Appy Bday aaaaaaaaa :love:

HaPPy BiRthDay Sandy......Tu hamesha Hasdi Vasdi Rahe.....Baba G Hamesha tenu khush rakhan..!! :rabb: :love:
May All Ur Wishes And Dreams Comes True.....Nd U Get Wt  Want In Ur Lyf  :rabb: :love:
God Bless U Mithiyeeeeeeeeeee  :hug: :hug: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Happy Birthday Jaaannnnuuuuuu :hug: :love:

Jokes Majaak / ~Kids Love letter~
« on: May 22, 2010, 07:46:33 AM »
Kids Love letter

Ukg A
Dear Pinky,
I luv u.My dream i see u. Everywhere u. u no,
i live no. i come red shirt tmrw. u luv i, u come red frokk.
i wait down mango tree. u no come, i jump train. sure come.

urs lovely

Now Pinky replies.....

Darling, ur letter mummy see, Papa beat me,
beat me so many beat me. i cry . i cry. So no Come 2 mango
tree. No jump train. i luv u. C another day. I no red frokk.
Only green. U Luv me..u c..
 :loll: :loll:

Lyrics / ~Ik Aundi Teri~
« on: May 12, 2010, 09:13:39 AM »
Hathi karke aap kangal kude
puchdi ae sada haal kude
tenu ki dassiye ni zindagi sadi, kinj rahi ae beet kude
ik aundi teri yaad badi baaki ta sab kuj theek kude

tu dil mere vich wass gayi ae, tenu kidda dil cho bahar kara
kayi saal hoye bhave vichdya nu, main ajj v tenu pyar kara
main ajj v tenu chaunda haan, kara ajj v teri udeek kude
ik aundi teri yaad badi baaki ta sab kuj theek kude...

menu har ik gal ae yaad teri,galla galla vich pyar jatawan di
main teri aa bas teri ve, gal gal te saunha khawan di
jis gal te asi vichde c
menu ajj v yaad tareek kude
ik aundi teri yaad badi baki ta sabh kujh theek kude

kuj zindagi kha layi tu sadi, kuj kha laini ae geeta ne
tangre wala dhillon luttya, teriya maadiya neeta ne
ik tere naal c sadi ta, unj rahul naal preet kude
ik aundi teri yaad badi baaki ta sabh kuj theek kude.....!!!

Ik Aundi Teri Yaad Baadi

Gup Shup / ~~Happy Birthday Power~~
« on: April 03, 2010, 01:32:49 PM »
Happy Birthday To Powerlifter(Dynamic Power) Nu...!! :balle: :balle:

Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Bangu,Happy birthday to you.
From good friends and true,From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,And happiness too!! :love: :hug:

Sumthing From me...First try:P

Ahum Ahum nowwww....

Ur Cake..


Ur Gift...

 :hehe: :balle:

Wishing U a Many MAny Many Happy Returns Of Dis Day.....!!
May All Ur Wishes And Dreams COmes True....'n U get Wateva U want in Ur Lyf..!!
God Bless Yuh Dearooo.... :hug:

Religous Videos / ~Note Te Nahi Chahidi Tasveer Bhagat Singh Di ~
« on: April 01, 2010, 07:51:46 AM »
Note Te Nahi Chahidi Tasveer Bhagat Singh Di - Gurminder Guri - New Song - 2010 - HD

Gup Shup / ~Happy Birthday *ღ* HooR *ღ* ~
« on: February 14, 2010, 04:14:58 AM »
Many Many Happy returns Of this day *ღ* HooR *ღ* siso!
May All Ur Wishes Nd Dreams Comes True....N U Get Wat U Want In Ur Lyf
God Bless Ya:)

Here's ur gift:D

Love Pyar / ~St. Valentine's Story~
« on: February 13, 2010, 09:46:11 AM »
St. Valentine's Story

Let me introduce myself. My name is Valentine. I lived in Rome during the third century. That was long, long ago! At that time, Rome was ruled by an emperor named Claudius. I didn't like Emperor Claudius, and I wasn't the only one! A lot of people shared my feelings.

Claudius wanted to have a big army. He expected men to volunteer to join. Many men just did not want to fight in wars. They did not want to leave their wives and families. As you might have guessed, not many men signed up. This made Claudius furious. So what happened? He had a crazy idea. He thought that if men were not married, they would not mind joining the army. So Claudius decided not to allow any more marriages. Young people thought his new law was cruel. I thought it was preposterous! I certainly wasn't going to support that law!

Did I mention that I was a priest? One of my favorite activities was to marry couples. Even after Emperor Claudius passed his law, I kept on performing marriage ceremonies -- secretly, of course. It was really quite exciting. Imagine a small candlelit room with only the bride and groom and myself. We would whisper the words of the ceremony, listening all the while for the steps of soldiers.

One night, we did hear footsteps. It was scary! Thank goodness the couple I was marrying escaped in time. I was caught. (Not quite as light on my feet as I used to be, I guess.) I was thrown in jail and told that my punishment was death.

I tried to stay cheerful. And do you know what? Wonderful things happened. Many young people came to the jail to visit me. They threw flowers and notes up to my window. They wanted me to know that they, too, believed in love.

One of these young people was the daughter of the prison guard. Her father allowed her to visit me in the cell. Sometimes we would sit and talk for hours. She helped me to keep my spirits up. She agreed that I did the right thing by ignoring the Emperor and going ahead with the secret marriages. On the day I was to die, I left my friend a little note thanking her for her friendship and loyalty. I signed it, "Love from your Valentine."

I believe that note started the custom of exchanging love messages on Valentine's Day. It was written on the day I died, February 14, 269 A.D. Now, every year on this day, people remember. But most importantly, they think about love and friendship. And when they think of Emperor Claudius, they remember how he tried to stand in the way of love, and they laugh -- because they know that love can't be beaten!!

Fun Time / ~Screenshot of ur desktop~
« on: January 10, 2010, 03:30:37 AM »
Sat shri akal ji saria nu :happy: :happy:

Ehe ik new jeha nva topic aa... :hehe:
Tusi saria ne ethe apne desktop da screenshot post karna aa :happy:
Baut hi easy hega...
screenshot layi tusi Ctrl+PrintScreen press karna aa te paint wich save karlena aa bt yad rakha saving format JPEG hi rakhna... :happy:
or jeh koi alag method use karde aa ta b wadia bas ethe post kardeo :hehe:
Jaldi karo hun me vekhna aaaaa :pagel: :pagel:

P.s- Jado v tusi wallpaper chnge karong ethe v post kardeo ik screenshot :pagel: :loll:

Pics / ~Funny Eggs Art~Lol~
« on: January 08, 2010, 07:16:49 AM »

Funny Videos / Funnniestt...My fav. one!
« on: January 04, 2010, 07:37:55 AM »
:surp: :surp:
 yeh kaisa surprise :laugh: :laugh:

Creamfills Alpenliebe LION TVC

Funny Videos / Aww Choo cute SKating:x
« on: January 04, 2010, 07:33:16 AM »
Ah vekho.....
  kini cute animation aa :love: :love:

Evian Roller Babies international version

kine cuteeeeeeeeeeeee lagde hna ehe......
.....n hasa v aunda vekh k..hehe :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:

Tutorials / How To Download From Torentzz...
« on: January 03, 2010, 09:54:34 AM »
Sat Shri Akal Ji Saria nu....
For downloading from torrentz u must have
looks like.....

...fer tusi torrentz te jao te search for u want to download....For eg. a movie
then before downloading must read its reviews...nd for downloading u may choose...


te sheti karan layi....clik kardeyo ehte:)

njoyyyyy :superhappy:

Me ehe bikk layi banaya c :huhh: bt unfortunately ohde kam nhi aya.. :woried:
'n fer me sochya topic banaun bare....jihna nu nhi aunda torrentz download karna :happy:
Hope it will help nyone!

Jokes Majaak / Mann sahib to teacher...
« on: December 14, 2009, 08:51:56 AM »
Teachr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge

Mann saheb-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo ban-na Chahta Hai

Teachr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?

Mann saheb-"LADY DOCTOR" :woried:

Complaints / Abuse wrds in chat
« on: December 04, 2009, 09:32:24 AM »
[vehla_jatt] 7:52 pm: kida g***
[rajsingh] 7:52 pm: ssa 007
[rajsingh] 7:52 pm: te sarea nu ssa
    [gabbru top da] 7:52 pm: 007 klithey de ho?
[sweetgirl007] 7:52 pm: dunt use abuse wrds in chat plz
[sweetgirl007] 7:52 pm: thnx
    [gabbru top da] 7:52 pm:  ssa g raj
[vehla_jatt] 7:52 pm: swwet jake line ch laggg
    [gabbru top da] 7:53 pm: where r u 007?
[vehla_jatt] 7:53 pm: kahra abused shad hai
[rajsingh] 7:53 pm: ssa 22 ji
[vehla_jatt] 7:53 pm: main yanky nu kiha ohnu prob nhi
    [gabbru top da] 7:53 pm: ke hall hai thuhada
[rajsingh] 7:53 pm: hor ki ban reha aaj kal
[rajsingh] 7:53 pm: wadia tip top
[rajsingh] 7:53 pm:  007 tera

P.S-plzz stop karo eda de loka nu....kudiyan v hundia aa chat ch.....chnga nhi lgda
same eda kal v hoya me chli gayi bina chat save kite te topic banaya...sry...!!

Gup Shup / ~*Make Chain Of Words*~
« on: December 04, 2009, 07:16:20 AM »
               Sat SHri Akal Ji Saria Nu....

           Lets start a new jeha topic :pagel:
Baut easy jehi game aa g.....Bas connect karo wrd nu kise suitable word nal....Make a chain bt remember dono da connection hona b chahida aa!! :pagel: :pagel:
                 Lyk for eg:-
                 1st post~>Kids
                 Fer next person post karu~> Kids=Naughty                                 Next~> Naughty nal connect hunda word post                                    karu....'n fer soo on!!! :hehe: :hehe:

Gup Shup / ~~Happy Diwali~~
« on: October 16, 2009, 10:25:46 AM »
Sat Sri Akal Ji Saria nu....
Mere Walon Sari Pj dI Janta Nu.......HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS DIPAWALI
Ehe Din Burai(Evilness) te Achai(Goodness) da pratik hai....So me pray kardi aa ehe diwali tuhadi zindagi ch aawe te kade na jave.... :hug:
'N May thIS festival of lights encircle your life with immense Joy and Happiness...!!

Gup Shup / PoWeRlIfTeR:)....
« on: October 03, 2009, 12:15:58 PM »
Mera arri hega baut baut baut nyc aj kal hna thoda upset jeha aa!
Me ohnu kuj dena aa...!!
Powerrrrrrrrrr mere arriii oyeee :agreed:

I think flowers wich magic hunda aa.....kise da mood chnge karn da..I hop it wrks here too :wow:
'n if it cant fer hna sry hegi  X_X

Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Shaheed Bhagat Singh's Birthday...
« on: September 25, 2009, 12:33:22 PM »
ਭਗਤ ਸਿੰਘ (Bhagat Singh ,بھگت سنگھ )
Date Of Birth: September 28, 1907[1] – March 23, 1931 .
Was an Indian freedom fighter, considered to be one of the most influential revolutionaries of the Indian independence movement. He is often referred to as Shaheed Bhagat Singh.

Shaheed Bhagat Singh Ji da Janamdin areha hai '28 September' nu te me ethe Saria nu request karna chahangi ki ethe thnks kehen di jagah plzzz thoda baut Shaheed Bhagat Singh Ji to related kuch v likhan..kuch v jo tusi chaho saria nal sanjha karna..!!

Pages: [1] 2 3