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Jokes Majaak / Re: FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 01:08:15 PM »
HAAAN SWEEETOO MAIN NAKAMAAA WAAN THORAA JAHA

TU MERI DOST A NAA PLZZZZZZZZ TU BHERDE MERAY LAYE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 :happy: :happy:
na na na na...........u r FAIL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« on: May 23, 2009, 01:06:46 PM »
YAAR SWEETO KI HOO GAYA TENU CHANGE PALE C TU



TENU KI HOO GAYA

HOON INJ LABHEEN GE APNA HUSBAND


VESE LIKHIYA KI C

J HASEN WALE GALL C TE LE HAHAHAHAHAH :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



YAARO J KOI PURA PARE MENU V DAS DENA AY HAI KI PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 :happy: :happy:
jasssii tera kade v kush ni ho skda :marro: :marro:
ja marjah.......huh :marro: :marro:
ehe real adda ne on metrimonial sites not by me......ok
parh lae ehnu hun......nhi ta kutt kha leni metho :marro: :marro: :marro:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 01:02:49 PM »
Jesney ah Question/Swaal kita..J osnu ehna de Jvaab Nahi pta..Te oh kde Kissey hoor nu Fail ni kar sakda..:P..
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
 :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:59:37 PM »
Lai..Haan na ch hi kita answer..Tenu haan & na naal matlab.Baki asi b te kuch likhna :P ..Mein jit Gyi Hon ??
no mk u r fail.......
coz u can not use any additional wrds
hehehehehehe
:tongue:
 :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:56:49 PM »
SWEETO AY NOT THEK

HUHHH


ASSI HHOON KI KARIYEEE


TU TE SABU FASA LIYAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHHA :hehe: :hehe:


LE AJ IK KURI NE  IK MUNDE NU FASA LAYA HAHAHAH :hehe: :hehe:
jassi tetho nhi bharia janda na.........
den u r fail......lol
:laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:55:20 PM »
NA ETHE BHUKH PAIO AA HAHAHAHAHAHA A TAN EDA KENDI JIDAAN BHUKH LAGIO HUNDI  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LAO MAEN V IK MATRIMONIAL BNAYA.....HI I M A GIRL I LYK to marry a boy of gud nature wid high prsnality,he is smart and loving to my sis.he can care my sis  :laugh: and want k wahi mera sab kuj ho meri jaan ho....maen use pyaar karti hoon..bas yahi umeed hai mujhe us se  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:





lolzzzzzzzzzz powerrrrr
des lines meri behen ko pyar kare jise mai pyar karuuuu lol
hadh aa apni bhen lai labhdi aa ja apne lai.........
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:52:26 PM »
Haha..nahi asi ni bhulde..kyon k mein ah msg diya 2 lines pariyaa mur k shad tiyaa..kuch vahla hi bor ho gye si haha

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
huh
mainu ki

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Jokes Majaak / ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:44:11 PM »
These are Girls profiles taken from Matimonial sites
These are actual ads on a matrimony site.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!!!!!!!




- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have
male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in
bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of
life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me
more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(nice style)
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~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY
BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE
REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this
he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father
& mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the
same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards
not accepted..?? ?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like
social service.
(Zebra..???)




Note: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this post...
/:) /:)


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: Wedding service.
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:08:19 PM »
..thank juuuu maaannnmooohhnnyyeeeee :hug:
AJA JALEBOOO MEKOL :hug:
ASI DOME JANIYA WADIA WADIA DRESSES BANAMANGE
TU MERI HELP KARI..........HEHEHEHE :he:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 11:40:52 AM »
Yha & No..Kyon k mein shreef insaan aa
Yes & no..Asi churaya dil apne mahi da :P

Yes & No..Sachi koi ilaaj ni..Dil ju chura lya
Yes & No..Osde ishq ch

( Ah sirf dialogue ne..Lolxx !!)
:oftopic:
ONLY ""HAAN"" TE ""NAA"" BHARNA ETHE
NO ADDITIONAL WRDS ALLOWED.....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 11:38:25 AM »
yaar tu tan fasadeta  :laugh:
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HEHEHEHE HOR KI :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
BHARO HUN EHNA NU :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / FiLL In Da BlaNkS..;)
« on: May 23, 2009, 11:27:15 AM »
JUST FILL-->>""HAAN"" OR ""NAA""

1.__________MAI INSAAN NHI HAA.

2.__________MAI HI CHOR HAA.

3.__________MERA KOI ILAJ NHI.

4.__________MAI HI PAGAL HAA.

LAO JI BHARO HUN EHE KHALIA THAMA..........HEHEHEHEHE

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 11:12:22 AM »
Lai..Topic tu send kita..sanu ki supna ona..esda amtlab Tu apni Lubh  shtory dshi..haha..plzz dn be shy..be a girl..:P..hon dso jaldi jaldi..kdo lava lainiyaa lolxx
lolzzzzzzzzzz
koi faida ni mk hun ehda.........
remind k tu keha c gall ni bani.......
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
hadh aa teri v........appe bol k mukri jani aa
nale gall rhhi topic di
udo tenu chat room ch vekhya ta ehe topic v banata........tere te....lolzzzzzzz
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 11:05:33 AM »
Haha..Hmm shi keha sach chupaane se nahi chupta..tera b aa jana..k jesne tenu propose kita o h khdna si k tera muh majh varga tenu sangal paun nu chit karda haah  ..vaise enna style naal pehli vaar propose kita hona tenu..Marjaniya haan kardey..ambraan te bitha k rakhu tenu Lolxx
vekh kime gall tali jandi aa..........
nale appe kehgi gall ni bani......heheheheheheh
lolzzzzzzzzzz
hun na bol menu
tu mann chuki aa k tenu keha c udo lolzzzzzzz

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »
Lolxx..Gal ni bani :D
kehdi gall :problem: :problem: :problem:

ohhhhhhhhhhh samj gyi
k jine tenu purpose kita c ohde nal teri gall ni bani .............hehehehehe
chlo shukr aa manni te sahi....lolzzzzzzzz
sach chupane se nahi chupta....lolzz
hun appe dasta.......hehehehehehehe
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 10:49:28 AM »
lol
aho mk ehi ta mai b kehni aa....tu hun mere te gall sitt ti apni......
coz u r sharmaing here......
chal koi na kudiye......
kise nu pta ni lagya k chat room ch u ne han kehti 2 jatt munda............lolzzzzzzzzzz

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 10:41:26 AM »
KI HOYA MENU MARDE KIUN MAIN KI KITA HOON

ASSI THANK U DA ANS V NAI KER SAKDE  :break: :break:



lol
jassi g.........
deo g answer khub deo............
with right smiley.........hehehe :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 10:39:16 AM »
Nahi yaar Oh te Tenu propose karda si tenu lagyea menu karda..Te mein haan tere baloon kiti si..k sweet di chaal sachi bhut ghaint lolx..esnu hor ki chida tere jeha var joh mil gya :P..Jo enna style naal propsoe karda
na na mk mera khyal tenu na galt ali fehmi hogi.........hehehehe
coz ohne tera na lya c........
kenda hayeeeee ni mk teri tor meri majj vargi aa jama ......lolzzzz
ni tu ta pat ta jatta da munda apni tor nal .........hehehehehe
nale kenda ehni sohni surat.......hehehehe
bass.....fer ki c........
tu han karti jado munda pishe pegya tere hath pair toh k
lolzzzzz
te hun mera na lai jani aa........
kyu sang lagdi aa hun tenu dasde hoye......... :mean: :mean: lolzzzzzzz

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 10:30:26 AM »
Sweet Jhooth na boli ..Sach sach dsi..Tenu eve kisney::Propose Kita si?? Haha..Vaise tu haan kiti k na Lolxx

lolzzzzzzz na na mk.......
menu ni mai ta chatroom ch tenu propose karde hoye sunya c.........lolzzzzzz
te tu ha v kehti ............
:blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JaTt PrOpOsINg StYlE
« on: May 23, 2009, 10:24:54 AM »
bahut vadiya .....
thnks ji
 :hehe:

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