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« on: October 30, 2007, 04:36:16 PM »
Meri chahaten tumse alag kab hain,
Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,
Tum saath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarurat kab hai.
442
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:33:07 PM »
Nazar to mila sake,
Per zaban ko hila na sake,
Laakh chaha humne,
Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake.
443
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:28:53 PM »
Kalam uthai hai lafz nahi milta
Jisko dhoond rahay hain who shaks nahi milta
Phirtay hain who zamanay ki talash mein
Bas hamaray liye unhe waqt nahi milta.
444
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:26:10 PM »
Bhool to jaata tumhe,magar bhulaaya nahin hai...
Hamne waadon se apna,daaman chuddayaa nahin hai...
Juda to ho gaye ham magar,milne ki tamanna baki hai..
Isseliye to kisi aur se, mene Dil lagaaya nahin hai..
445
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:23:39 PM »
Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane ke baad
Kis ka karu intezar zindagi mei aapke aane ke baad.
Kyu pyar pe jaan lutate hai log,
Aaj malum huaa aapko pane ke baad.
446
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:20:57 PM »
Raat aur Din humne kya kiya
Bas tujhe hi yaad kiya
Tera naam lekar ke
Subh se Shaam kiya.
447
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:18:05 PM »
Badlna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
448
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:15:36 PM »
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le,
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le,
Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale,
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle.
449
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:12:42 PM »
Kalam uthai hai lafz nahi milta
Jisko dhoond rahay hain who shaks nahi milta
Phirtay hain who zamanay ki talash mein
Bas hamaray liye unhe waqt nahi milta.
450
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:10:07 PM »
Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!
451
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:07:10 PM »
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai.
452
« on: October 30, 2007, 04:04:03 PM »
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyaar hoga,
Guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
Kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.
453
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:59:58 PM »
Mohabbat Ka Imtihaan Aasan Nahi,
Pyaar Sirf Paaney ka Naam Nahi,
Muddatein Beeth Jaati Hai Kissi Ke Intezaar Mein,
Yeh Sirf Pal Do Pal ka Kaam Nahin.
454
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:46:04 PM »
A Brahmin wrote to a hotel, "Can I stay with my parrot ?"
The hotel owner wrote back: " I have never had to call the polie to get an unruly parrot out, I have never found towels inside a parrot's suitcases, I have never found ashes in a heap on the floor after a parot has stayed in my hotel. I have never had a parrot waking up all the guests early in the morning by loudly chanting Vedic mantras.
Yes, your parrot is welcome.
PS. If he can vouch for you, I shall also permit you to stay."
455
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:43:07 PM »
A group of notorious robbers plan to extort some money from a Brahmin by threatening to kidnap his wife.
They send a note to him which reads : "Pandoo, Pay us Rs. 20,000 or your wife will be kidnapped."
The robbers get the note returned with the Brahmins' response: "I won't pay you Rs. 20,000 but I am interested in your second proposal."
456
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:39:57 PM »
Q: "How did the Narmada Valley form ?"
A: "Someone dropped a coin and a Brahman went digging for it."
Q:"How do they take the census in Kannauj (Lot of Brahmins?) ?"
A:"They roll a ruppee down the street."
Q: How many Brahmins does it take to change a light bulb ? Has not yet been determined.
A: They are still searching for a Vedic reference to light bulb.
Man says: Did you hear about the New Brahmin sports car?
Woman says: no.
Man: It stops on a coin and picks it up to !!
Q: "What do Brahmins do when they are cold ?"
A: "They sit around a candle!!"
Q: "What do they do when they are really cold ??"
A: "They light it!!"
Q: "How do you recognize a Brahmins house ?"
A: "There is toilet paper hanging on the clothes-line."
Q: What is a Brahmin's idea of open-mindedness ?
A: Dating a Tambram [ Tamil Brahmin Girl ].
457
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:37:19 PM »
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets -
"Do tho ticket dena. "
The person at the window tells him that there is a house full - so this Bihari says -
"koi baat nahin do house full de do."
458
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:33:48 PM »
Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for was very high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper: MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS
Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The paper read: MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Mian MUSHARRAF not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
This was too much for WIFE. So she ordered MUSHARRAF to get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to BENAZIR.
The paper headline the next day read: BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
Followed by another on the next day: NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity. They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500.
Next day the headline read: BENAZIR's ASS SOLD FOR Rs. 500
This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: BENAZIR's ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Nawabzada was buried the next day and Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced in the bargain.
459
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:29:12 PM »
Sophisticated Meaning In Bombaiya language
1. There's a minor problem : Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem : Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya
3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable) : Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya
4. You'll be surprised : Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
5. I am going out of this place Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.
6. Don't make a fool of others Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!! Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aane de
8. I am not a stupid out here Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
9. There's some misunderstanding Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi
10. Do u drink daily? Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
11. See, You are afraid.. Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
12. Shall I just bash u? E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
13. Just take him into a secret place Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja 20
14. O .. What a beautiful lady !! Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!
15. What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!! Kya "Raapchik Maal / Piece" hai yaar!!
16. Don't just bluff....OK? E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
17. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy !!! Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!
18. Don't take much tension.. Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
19. Your clothes are very awkward!! Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
20. I don't care about it much..!! Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
21. Please don't overbore me.... Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
22. All this must be done without anyone's notice Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye...kya?
460
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »
LA LOO JOKES
* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo
* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...
* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
* Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"
* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"
* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was
very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me
three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"
* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"
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