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« on: July 25, 2012, 12:39:50 PM »
TERI MERI kahani
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« on: July 18, 2012, 12:49:21 PM »
haha wah ji wah
aisa hi hooon main
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« on: July 18, 2012, 12:40:43 PM »
aye haye aye haye aye haye aye haye ah keho jehe sawal puchde ho :hehe: baala ae saccha sawaal ask lea :hehe:
loki kehnde aa jad kapre badalde aa te rishte to baad bande nu vi badalna painda nahi ta smell aun lag jandi :hehe:
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« on: July 11, 2012, 12:37:27 PM »
miss calla ae aundiaa koi karda ta heni 2 ghante pehla
when was last time u made a boo boo :hehe:
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« on: July 11, 2012, 12:32:59 PM »
Never
last time ur mother did kuttekhani ??
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« on: July 11, 2012, 12:28:45 PM »
10 Months AGo :love:
when was the last time you fixed your heart with fevi quick :hehe:
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« on: July 11, 2012, 12:22:58 PM »
pehla eh dass ki keha ??
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« on: July 10, 2012, 11:32:22 AM »
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?", Yes, I was a salesman in the country", said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you. The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5:00 came
around.
The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?".
"One" said the young salesman.
"Only one?" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth??.
"Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four dollars" said the young man.
"How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
Well", said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.
Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagon probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser"
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook".
"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Your weekend's screwed, you may as well go fishing."
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« on: July 10, 2012, 11:26:18 AM »
assi positive loki O + blood group :hehe:
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« on: July 08, 2012, 12:43:06 PM »
:hehe: ohta mainu sab pata tere kanjar khyaala :hehe: da
zara explaini ta
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« on: July 08, 2012, 12:34:08 PM »
:hehe: hun purane bande naal puraniyan tichera hi karniyan :hehe:
banda ae puraana khyaal ni purane
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« on: July 08, 2012, 12:23:44 PM »
aho mainu pata tuhada ghar naina devi de kole a :hehe: oh chadayi di nahi krde bai :hehe:
main kade aap ni gea othe ghar kitho hoju bas kar hun hassa ni aunda purani comedy te :hehe:
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« on: July 08, 2012, 12:13:09 PM »
:D: :D: :D: sadna kyu a tere to ,,kyu tu bht dharmendar da bhateeja :hehe:
dharmender naalo ta baaali jayada charaaai aa Kehna hi parega ..keh do ramesh :woried:
who the hell is ramesh :hehe: hahah theek hisab kitab karde paye ho
aaho main sochea aaakhiri din chlde aa kar lama
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« on: July 08, 2012, 11:48:39 AM »
eh kudiyan nu akhan bht maarda chat ch ,,ehnu karo ban pakka hi :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
sarde aa lok kardo kardo jo vi karna meri chat chalao 5 post reh gyian :excited: :excited:
wadiaa bai congrats hahah soulmate ik hor complaint :hehe:
main kade kitti ni si main sochea krke dekha :hehe: Keh do k yeh sch hai :Laugh:
kaise kahu hain kaise kahu
were you sachi banned?
le hor awaaz uthaao
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« on: July 07, 2012, 03:54:39 PM »
koi naa hega jeda kudiaa vi ban kara sakda main ta PARV naal bana k rakhu kade lor ae pai sakdi aa :hehe:
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« on: July 07, 2012, 02:57:09 PM »
sau n jeet tusie apna tamesha na bano jeet thora din wait kro bas chup raho
admin sahib faisle karde aa :hehe:
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« on: July 07, 2012, 02:42:39 PM »
je gaala kaddniaa vi si taa jatt and juliet waliaa kadd lendi
:hehe:
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« on: July 07, 2012, 12:30:16 PM »
chaklo dande sotte sada mottu ban ho gaya :hehe: saah na leyo jad tak ik adha hospital ch ni pahunch da :laugh:
:laugh: hahahahaha ... mainu ban kyu kitta why
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« on: July 07, 2012, 11:23:17 AM »
Nah veer mainu unban karo haha
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« on: July 07, 2012, 11:11:05 AM »
Jamaai ni thik bhai akhaan kadd da
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