September 25, 2022, 06:49:11 AM

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - ╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™

Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6
1
Sat Shri Akaal Karyakarte Adhyaksh Mahodhya

Meri complaint eh hai k right side te jo who's online ch users online show hundeaa othe pehla USERS ONLINE
Option hundi c click karke para lag janda c kon ki karda pea. it is not working now.

And pata lag janda c kon kisdi profile visit car rhea spy krke leg pull car sakde c jo k aj kall mere to ho nai rahi please cheti kardo



THNXX :hehe:

2
Jokes Majaak / Country Salesman
« on: July 10, 2012, 11:32:22 AM »
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.
 
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?", Yes, I was a salesman in the country", said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you. The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5:00 came
 around.
 
The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?".
 "One" said the young salesman.
 "Only one?" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth??.
"Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four dollars" said the young man.
 "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
 Well", said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.
 Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagon probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser"
 
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook".
"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Your weekend's screwed, you may as well go fishing."

3
Complaints / Mainu ban kyu kitta
« on: July 07, 2012, 11:01:12 AM »
Nah bai mainu acein ban karta main ta koi gaaal vi ni kaddi chat ch vi ni gea haun ah ki gal hoyi bhala

Aksar nu saadi vi koi ijjat aa

4
Gup Shup / Quiz
« on: May 14, 2011, 03:31:06 PM »
Ek waar ek banda apne dost de ghar kise kamm jaanda
Oh banda apne dost nu kehnda yaar cheti kar kamm khatam kar
Fer me apni sass de sahure vi jaaana
 
And the question is.. Sass de sahure to oh bande da ki matlab si  :thinking:
 
dasso dasso

5
Introductions / New Friends / From Codename 47 (Rahul)
« on: May 13, 2011, 11:04:03 AM »
Sat shri aakaal g i met him on facebook
 
He said me to say Hello Sat shri akaal Namaskaar To all of u
And sry if he hurt anyone of u.
 
Oh vi saanu miss krda bt he said he can't come back  :woried:

6
Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Bibi Roopal Bangi Pj Muteyaar
« on: May 09, 2011, 12:13:30 PM »
Roopal Randhawa  bibi g vadhaiyaaan hovan vais ete tuhaadiaa 96 posts ghat ne par me socheaa tusi te hun posts krde hi ho kyu na aaj ae faaha wadd demaa :hehe: jst kidding
 
Congratulations

7
News Khabran / MOVED: hi i m sukh j singer
« on: May 02, 2011, 05:24:26 PM »

8
Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Pj Gabhru • » ∂αяк-ѕσυℓ « •
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:50:16 PM »
Congratulations  • » ∂αяк-ѕσυℓ « •  bro 
 
Our new gabhru Of punjabi janta and well known person
 
 • » ∂αяк-ѕσυℓ « •  bro dun forget to thnx MUSKAN for suggestion

9
News Khabran / MOVED: ਫੁੱਲਾ
« on: April 27, 2011, 03:59:38 PM »

10
Shayari / Likhna aunda
« on: April 26, 2011, 04:58:52 PM »
Likhna je hove aunda
Likhna jarur chaidaa
Likhna je aunda hove
Likhna jarur chaida
 
par loka di jhoothi tareef sun k
Shiv Kumar batalvi nai ban jaayida  :D:

11
Jokes Majaak / Jatt And Bhaiya
« on: April 20, 2011, 03:40:17 PM »
Ek war ek jatt Train ch delhi to Up ja reha hunda hai
Train ek station ch rukdi hai Othe jatt ki dekhda ek bhaiya apna suitcase naal ghulan lagga hunda par ohde to chuk ni hunda
 
Jatt nu gussa aa jaanda te aap chukk k suitcase train ch wagah k maarda te bhaiye nu kehnda Saali Chawal khani jaaaat
 
Bhaiye nu gusa jeha lgda par bhaiya chup rehna
 
Thode time baad bhaiya chain kol jaa khada ho jaanda te jaan bujh k chain fadan layi tapoosiya lagaun lgda jatt fer kol jaanda kehnda saali chawal khaani jaaat te chain khich denda..train ruk jaandi aa
 
Police aundi aa kehnde chain kisne khichi aa bhaiya kehnda JATT ne
Jado police jatt nu fine krdi aa te bhaiya kehnda sardaar g chawal bhi khaaa lea karo kade kade :D:

12
Shayari / Varinder's(Soulmate) Shyari
« on: April 09, 2011, 04:16:46 PM »
Tenu sacche dilo chaahea ki ek mera kasoor si
Tere pyaar da menu wakhra junoon si
Mannea tenu chahea si jisne oh dil masoom si
Tu bina dasse chad dena dass eh kitho da kanoon si
 
 
Tere hundea na saanu kade kise gal da dukh hunda ae
Jive hawa naal jhoomdaa rukh hundaa ae
Odda ae saade dil nu vi bada sukoon hunda ae
Zindagi ch kuch karke dikhaun da junoon hunda ae
Tu ohle hove te chaa jaave haneraa sohniye
Tenu dekhea inj lgda sadi zindagi cho hanera door hunda ae

 
Dil kare gal naal laa lama tenu me
Baaha apniaa ch wasa lama tenu me
Ek pal vi kara na akhon door tenu
Hoje os khuda da tere naal rehan da hukam menu


Kaash teri akh da me paani hunda
Je tu rondi te me teri akhon hauli hauli tere muh to di kirda
Kaash me tere bullan da hassa hunda
Jad tu hasdi te tere dil wali khushi nu tere bullan te pesh krda
Kaash me teria julfa di latt hunda
Hawa naal teriaa galla nu chummda na thakkda
Kaash kite tu meri zindagi da hissa hunda
Teri har iccha me pooori krdaa


Oh waqt je wapis mud aave je
Galatia apniaa sudhar lava me
Ehi soch har pal nu akhaan aggo di fer lava me
Pata hunda te tenu pyar krda eh na kehnda me
Tere chahun to pehla muh fer lenda me

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Copyrights Soulmate

13
Shayari / Hove akhan agge
« on: April 07, 2011, 12:42:39 PM »
Hove akhaan agge oh ta menu disda koi nah
Lagdi suhawani har jagah ohnu milan da hove jado chaa
Kitte baithe hoyiye kalle chaldi hove thandi hawa
Ohdi akhaan ch akhaan lava paa bhaave kujh na kaha
Dil di gall bujh layiye dove bhaave muh nal kahiye vi na
Lagje na nazar varinder tere pyar nu
Je tu mere nal te menu duniya di nai parwah

 
 
Copyrights Soulmate

14
Shayari / Tere to sada yakeen tutteya
« on: April 06, 2011, 04:18:59 PM »
Tere toh saada yakeen tutteya
Nee tu sukha di paudi te chada
Khich seedi saanu thalle leya sutteya
Gille shikwe hoye na door mere
Laare bane dil mere te bojh tere
Assi nah chuhnde hoye vi saah gutteya
Saare chaawa te paaa mitti
Nee tu pyar ishq muhabbat nilaam kitti
Vainder tu apni bukkal ch sapp nu dudh pila
Apna kall apne hathi fookeya




Copyrights Soulmate


15
Shayari / Saanjha Pa Lende Lok
« on: April 06, 2011, 04:23:44 AM »
Pehla saanjha paa lende ne lok
Yaar bana dil ch wasa lende ne lok
Apnea to door kar de dende dukha di bhathi ch jhok
Pehla jo hundi ijjat dosti pyar mohabbat di dil wich
Sada layi jot bujha jaande ne lok
Chittiya soorta dil kaale...galla mithiya iraaade maade
Mauka takk k pith te churiya chala jaande ne lok
Kuch ne chalayia mere pith piche vi aariya ne
Kayiya ne dosti paa te kayiya ne pyar da dikhawa kar khud varinder diya ijjta vi uccchalia ne
Haaye oye daadea rabba teriya rehmata niraliaa ne
Tere rakhe reh gaye aa nahi te assa kado diya dheriya dhaa layiya ne

 
 
 
 
    Copyrights Soulmate

16
Congratulations (  ❤ ਦਿਲਰਾਜ ਕੌਰ ❤ )Tusi apne stupid jokes saanu sunaunde raho te assi khush ho k tuhanu PINK kar ditta hega  :D:
 
Vaise eh kudi boldi bhut aa

17
Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Pj gabhru stubborn _sekhon
« on: April 01, 2011, 05:13:59 AM »
Haan bai saadaa(stubborn _sekhon) roz TOP POSTERS ch hunda te aaj finally ehda color chnge hogeaa
 
CONGRATULATIONS BAI  :excited:

18
Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Pj Gabhru ashfaq_gujr
« on: March 31, 2011, 02:56:22 PM »
Congratulations ashfaq_gujr sry for delay...U deserve to be PJ GABHRU


Spcl Thnx TO Cheer For TEAM INDIA for suggestion
Keeep the gud stuff up

19
Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Pj muteyaar saghi
« on: March 31, 2011, 04:56:46 AM »
Congratulations Saghi
 
saghi  has Above 1000 postss so she deserves to be PJ pari NOW
 

20
Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Pj gabhru ਲਿਆ ਦੂ ਹਨੇਰੀਆ
« on: March 28, 2011, 11:00:13 AM »
Congratulation ਲਿਆ ਦੂ ਹਨੇਰੀਆ
He is our new Pj gabhru congratulate him..Have fun bro

Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6