Math's Teacher: If you have
 
12 Chocolates and you
 
 
 
Give 5 to Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
 

Then what will u get????
 
 
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Student: 3 New
 
Girlfriends
 
Mam!!!

Words of Wisdom


1. A day without sunshine is like night.
 

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
 

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
 

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 

11. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
 

13. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
 

14. OK, so what's the speed of darkness?
 

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
 

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
 

17. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
 

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
 

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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Always Follow Your Dreams
 
There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home.
 
After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor.
 
They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door.
 
And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor
 
This story is reflecting on our life...many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load.
 
Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes.
 
But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness.
We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream ...... a dream we abandoned 60 years ago.
 
So what is your dream? Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.

When a man loves a woman
He fights to protect her from all the world
And above all to protect her from himself
From that part of him which shelters his instincts
His lions, his eagles, his shadows, his demons,
And his thirst for power and subduing,
Offering to her the light of his core,
All his angles and the majestic rainbows
Of his spirit.
 
When a man really loves a woman,
When he feels he met the woman
Of his life,
He betrays his own nature
Of man for her sake.
 
When a man loves a woman,
He spares her from all the suffering
He has made to other women
On the way, in his search, for her.
 
When a man loves a woman
He lays his wings at her feet
Saying he doesn't need them
Unless he flies with her.
 
When a man loves a woman
He, somehow becomes less himself
Less wild, less eagle,
Less thorny, less audacious.
Somehow he will miss his other side of himself
But he will adore this altruistic, uplifting,
And protective side of his with her.
 
When a man loves a woman
He treats her just like
He would like his daughter
To be treated by her man,
He finally finds a bed for his river
He finds a sky for his stars
A face for what's saint in him,
And warming golden sand
For his mysterious, troubled
Hidden ocean.
 
When a man loves a woman
He is ready to sacrifice his pride,
His prestige, his ancestral lead,
And above all, His future, potential
Or just imaginary chances
Of spreading and marking up
His ephemeral existence
All over this world.

Marriage Cycle

As luck would have it

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."



So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!



The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!




Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good!




Male readers: Please scroll down.

































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
 :tongue: :tongue: :Laugh:

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