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Love Pyar / For the one I love
« on: July 10, 2009, 02:30:24 AM »
The candles are lit,
The wine is poured...
I'm ready to spend time
With the one I adore.



We can sit and talk
Snug by the fireside,
Dream of going places
That are far and wide.



As we sit cuddled together,
Side by side on the floor,
We can share a few kisses…
Maybe even more!



Come to me now sweetheart,
Share this time with me…
I promise it will be special
Just you wait and see!

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Fun Time / Office Prayer
« on: July 10, 2009, 02:27:54 AM »
Do this short prayer
 
Before entering your office

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Jokes Majaak / How to Make a Woman Happy
« on: July 09, 2009, 11:47:22 AM »
How to make a woman happy
 
It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
 
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. intelligent
5. a father
6. funny
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a good father
15. creative
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
 
Without forgetting to:
 
26. give her compliments regularly
27. love shopping
28. be honest
29. be very rich
30. not stress her out
31. not look at other girls
 
And at the same time you must:
 
32. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
33. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
34. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
It is very important to:
 
35. Never to forget:
 
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Bring beer
2. Hand over the remote. !!!!!!!

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Gup Shup / Bitter Truths Learned from Experience (not mine)
« on: July 09, 2009, 11:34:05 AM »
"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are victimized first."
 

Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."
 

The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."
 

There is some self-interest behind every RELATIONSHIP.
There is no relationship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."
 

Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions:
Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and
Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
 

As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
 

Once you start working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
 

"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

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Pics / Career Path Finder - As per Indian Method of Education
« on: July 09, 2009, 11:31:13 AM »
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Love Pyar / In the sand,on the shore
« on: July 08, 2009, 01:03:53 PM »
In the sand,on the shore.
I found a shell,that I adore.

In the sun shinning bright, I thought of you
in purest delight.

Dark at night,deep in dreams.
Such blissful sleep,I am your king.

In my life you are the one,
that's filled my heart with precious love.

Gifts are sent from up above.
Thank you Lord,

for the one I love!


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Love Pyar / Always Missing You
« on: July 08, 2009, 12:56:37 PM »
Always Missing You

It's getting late
and I can't sleep...
it's all your fault
for choosing me.
I like you so bad,
I don't know what to do
I'm spending all my time
missing you.
When were together
it's so hard to part,
I can't let go...
you stole my heart.
I lie awake...
picturing you in my head,
wondering if your thinking of me too,.. coz I'm always missing you.

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The most cutest woman's foot ball team from Middle east..
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All that hard work sending out resumes has finally paid off and you've been called in for a face-to-face job interview.
 
Congratulations!
 
This is an important step in your job search. It's also your only chance to make a lasting first impression.
On the day of your interview, sweating palms and stomach butterflies are to be expected. But you can reduce your stress level by knowing some common mistakes that interviewees make when meeting with potential employers -- and avoiding them.
 

Here are 10 of the most common mistakes people make on job interviews:
 

1. Not taking the interview seriously: Don't make the mistake of thinking the interview is just a formality. Even if all the preliminaries have gone well, don't be cavalier and start imagining how you'll start spending your new salary. The biggest error you can make is to assume that, because you've gotten this far, the job is in the bag.
 

2. Dressing down: How you present yourself during your initial meeting with a potential employer is very important, and your physical appearance can speak volumes to someone who is meeting you for the first time. Even if you know that the firm allows employees to wear jeans, don't sabotage yourself by showing up to the interview in casual clothing. Err on the side of conservative and show up in neat, professional clothing, preferably a business suit.
 

3. Not showing why you're the best choice: Be familiar with the job description of the position you're interviewing for so you can illustrate how your experience, abilities, and strengths are in line with the company's needs. Many potential employers want to know why they should hire you specifically. Make it clear to them.
 

4. Being too modest: Failing to talk yourself up during an interview is one of the most self-defeating mistakes you can make. This is not the time for humility, so sing your praises! Don't be afraid to talk up everything you've accomplished, whether in school or in previous companies. This is your time to shine.
 

5. Talking too much: Be careful not to talk over the interviewer. This meeting should be a two-way conversation, and many interviewees cover up their nervousness by blathering on. Sit calmly and listen carefully, answering questions thoughtfully.
 

6. Focusing on the funds: Don't start talking about money too soon into the interview. Focusing on your salary requirements and previous salary history right off the bat may cause you to reveal too much. While the topic of salary will certainly come up, follow the interviewer' s lead. He or she may be saving that topic for a later conversation.
 

7. Trash talking: Even if you hated your former boss or felt you were treated unfairly by your previous employer, a job interview is not the place to launch into a litany of complaints. Don't go there. If you were laid off or fired from a previous position, be prepared with an explanation that puts a positive spin on the circumstances.
 

8. Failing to ask questions: Your résumé may be impressive on paper, but employers also appreciate a candidate who can ask several intelligent questions during an interview. Prepare at least 3 or 4 questions in advance to ask the interviewer. Interviews are an exchange of information, and not having questions to ask can reveal a lack of preparation.
 

9. Lack of enthusiasm: This is your first and sometimes only chance to showcase your personality. Don't walk in announcing how you're having a bad day. Be polite and upbeat. Show your enthusiasm for both the job and the opportunity to interview for it. And don't forget to thank the person at the end of the interview!
 

10. Forgetting the follow-up: Make sure to send a handwritten thank-you note or polite email to the interviewer expressing gratitude for his or her time and consideration. And while you don't want to start calling the company on a daily basis, a phone call checking in a week after the interview is perfectly acceptable

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Fun Time / Neurological Test
« on: July 08, 2009, 03:10:55 AM »
Whether you wear Specs or not, Its Mandatory U Complete each Test in 4-5 Seconds
 
This is a REAL neurological test.
Sit comfortably and be calm !
 

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
 
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
9999699999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
 
3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
 
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel
your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Al zheimer Disease.
 
Congratulations!

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Gup Shup / Shades of Love
« on: July 08, 2009, 03:05:34 AM »

Shades of Love
 

"Love in the heart was not meant there to stay. Love is not love till you give it away". For love to be ever lasting and eternal every one should be aware of the different stages of love and know its significance. Following are the different phases through which you will travel in your love life and only those who pass it will have an endless love.
 

Attraction - can be defined as something, which is more than friendship and is a step towards getting ready for a relationship. Now attraction is of two types:
 

Physical Attraction - happens when your body reacts to another person. Heart rate increases; temperature rises, palms get sweaty; stomach flutters; throat tightens; etc. This is what will tell you that you are ready for the first contact and also whether you are comfortable in the company of the other person.
 

Emotional Attraction - develops next if the circumstances are right. After being drawn to a person physically, you then begin to come closer. If you find you have things in common -- hobbies, ideologies, career, education, or some other common ground -- then an emotional attraction starts to form. Sometimes an emotional attraction can occur even when a physical attraction does not. And in this case, the bond will be stronger between the two who connect, since no preconceived notions based on physical appearance has occurred.
 

INTIMACY - is something, which a person experiences when you learn to trust and believe your lover. It is a close association with another person of the deepest nature. You share you thoughts, feelings, and dreams. You feel free to discuss everything with this person and you are absolutely comfortable in his company. Thus intimacy develops gradually. If you can't establish intimacy with your partner, your relationship may work for a while, but is unlikely to endure throughout the years. Intimacy is actually the path to a true, healthy and beautiful relationship.
 

ROMANCE - is the essence of a relationship. Without romance your love life will not exist. Romance is the true identity of your love. It brings out your true self and helps you be a better lover, husband and partner. Romance is a celebration of the life you live as part of a couple. It springs naturally and originates from within your heart. It makes you do things that you possibly couldn't have imagined to do otherwise. It shows you who you are and reminds you of the role you play in a relationship. Romance is not responsibility but it is caring about your responsibilities towards your lover and partner. Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other.
 

PASSION - The third stage is passion, which basically means a desire for another person, which has grown to an intensity that can't be ignored. This is often where an emotional relationship turns into a physical relationship. The passion stage is very important. For from here you will understand the true meaning and nature of your relationship. If there is no passion then its best to let go but if there is passion in your relationship then it is time to go on to the next stage.
 

COMMITMENT - The last stage is commitment. This is when you know that you want to spend your whole life with this person you love and you can do anything for him. It is when your whole world just revolves round your lover and you take a pledge to remain true to your mate throughout good and bad times, be by his side whenever he needs you.
 

Eyes Meet, it is like a Touch... a Spark... Attraction

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Fun Time / Funniest 1 Liners at various places
« on: July 08, 2009, 02:59:29 AM »

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.
 

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
 

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
 

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading.
 

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
 

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
 

Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
 

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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Pics / Manooo aka Maharani's Pics
« on: July 07, 2009, 09:41:23 AM »
first one without makeup
second one with makeup
 :cool: :cool:
badi mushkal naal labiyan..

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Shayari / Ek Bulbul bethi ped teh
« on: July 07, 2009, 03:50:56 AM »
Ek BulBul bethi ped tee...
Thalle kaan(crow) kaan kaan karda...
Kaan kaan karda kaan kehnda....
bulbul main tere te marda...
 :cool: :cool:

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Shayari / Gal kehen di vi nahi
« on: July 06, 2009, 05:06:37 AM »
Gal kehen di vi nahi...
chup rehen di vi nahi....
darde a tere uthe ilzam auga...
dukh dasan lagge taan tera naam augaa..

baharan vali rut kehda...mengda ujade..
haseya de ful kehdi nehri gayi chade..
hun tahniya nu kada... fer paigam auga..
dukh dasan lage taan tera naam auga...

zindagi vich chahan vali..
dor kithon tutiii aaa.
ambran toh chad ke patang kine lutti aaa.
pata ni kithe jake..ki maukam auga...
dukh dasan lage taan tera naam augaa..

tatiyan havanvan jithe ..passa mal leina.aa
kehdoval gurvinder ne..uthe chal behna aa
tere val thandi hava da salam auga..
dukh dasan lage taan tera naam augaa..
dukh dasan lage taan tera naam augaa..





Nachattar Gill's song

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Shayari / ajj dil puchh baitha appni hi tasveer toh
« on: July 02, 2009, 09:33:30 AM »
ajj dil puchh baitha appni hi tasveer toh,
tu ki paya appni taqdeer to,
teri tasveer dil de sheeshe nu vikhayi,
te keha ajeha pyaar paya taqdeer to.

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Gup Shup / Quiz for People Who Know Everything
« on: July 02, 2009, 12:58:28 AM »
Quiz for People Who Know Everything
 
 
I found out in a hurry that I didn't.
These are not trick questions.
They are straight questions with straight answers.
 
 
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
 

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
 

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
 

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
 

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
 

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. (dweeb is not an answer)
 

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
 

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
 

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S..'
 
 
 
Answers To Quiz:
 

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing
 
 
 
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward. Niagara Falls..
The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
 

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
 
 
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
 
 
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
 

6. Three English words beginning with dw: dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
 

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
 
 
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce
 

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes,
stockings, stilts.

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Fun Time / Software Engineer and his wife
« on: July 02, 2009, 12:55:18 AM »
Software Engineer and his wife
 

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
 

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
 

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
 

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
 

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
 

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
 

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
 

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
 

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
 

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
 

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
 

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
 

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
 

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
 

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
 

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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Pics / Hum Tum
« on: July 01, 2009, 12:46:28 AM »
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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
 
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
 
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
 
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
 
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
 
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
 
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)
 
16.Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
 
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
 
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
 
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
 
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
 
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!"
 
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
 
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
 
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
 
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
 
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
 
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
 
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
 
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
 
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
 
Ultimate one:
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

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